第1章
“**，nimenxuexihaoyouzenmeyang？wokaobushangdaxuekeyigengzaoqugongzuo、quchuangye！meizhunernimenjianglaibiyehouhaidelaijiwodagongni！wopei......”
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jieguodiannaogangkaiji，jiujianpingmushangdanchuyigeanzhuangtishilai：
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erqiezheicidanchudehaishineiruanjiandeyigejianyiduihuakuang，kanqilaicucaodeyipi，shangmianxiezhe：
“gongxi，shenghaoxitonganzhuangchenggong！zhuxianrenwushangweijihuo，benxitongmeitianhuibudingshifabuyicizhixianrenwuhesuijirenwu。qingsuzhujinkuaiwanchengdiyigezhixianrenwu，wanchengrenwuhou，jianghuibangdingninweibenxitongdequanqiuweiyiwanjia。”
“zhixianrenwushengchengzhong......”
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这是什么鬼？
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sha？renwujiangliyenengrangwozijishuru？neiwozhijieshurujiangliyiwanyi，niyadehainengzhenjiwobucheng？
guantajibuji，huangzifanjixushuruqilai：
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嘿嘿，完美！
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[jinggao：jiancedaorenwujianglixianjinshueguoda，ruchaoguoyibaiwan，jiangkenenghuiyinqiyouguanbumendeguanzhu，xianyizidongxiugaiwei999999.99yuan。]
[renwushengchengchenggong，zhunihaoyun！]
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buguaitajuzhishitai，yinwei......takandaoshoujishangxianshideheranshiyitiaolaiziyinxingdeduanxin：
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kandaoduanxindeneirong，zaikankanpingmushangganggangyoutazijishurudeneige、cikebiaojiwei[yiwancheng]zhuangtaiderenwuxiangqing，huangzifanxinzhongchongmanlezhenjing。
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**......zheixitongjingranshizhende！
keyiyoutazijilaifaburenwudexitonga！nei......napameigerenwudejianglijinebunengchaoguoyibaiwan，dantameishierduojizijifabuyixierenwubujiuxinglema？
huangzifandunshijingshendazhen。