第四章:尴尬而又不失礼貌的筷子

yemujianglin。yitiandeshijianhenkuaijiuguoqule,danggongyuhuidaojiadeshihou,neitingzhongyangdefanzhuoshangzaojiuyijingbaihaolefancai。

gongyutiaotiaomei,ranhoujiangxizhuangdewaitaotuolexialai,guazaileyipangdeyijiashang。mangliuleyizhengtian,tayeganjueyouxiepileile,erzheixiemeishijiusuanshiduitazuidadeweijie。

“laoba,nihuilaile?”

xiaoshaoyetazhexiaopixiezouxiangfanzhuo,gongyuwenyanngleyisheng,suijiwendao:“jintianxuedezenmeyang?”

“ng……haikeyiba,neigechuanzhekeaiyifudejiejieyoudianbenshi。”xiaoshaoyedehuasuirantingqilaiyoudiangaoao,buguotayeyougaoaodeziben。gongyudiandiantou,heerziyiqizaifanzhuoshangluozuo。

zhiyuxiaoxiaomunvhezhangmei,zezaifanzhuopangdechajishangzhengzuo。

bijinganzhaoguiju,baomushibunengshangzhuode。baomubijingshiwairen,xiangfanzhuozheizhongzhiyouzijiarencainengluozuodedifangmeiyoutamendeweizhi。

putongqingkuangxia,zaiganshoudaodiweiluochadeshihou,yibandebaomudouhuiyouneimeyidianjusang……

“来,啊——”

xiaoxiaojiaqiyikuaiyijingbeitihaociledeyurou,coudaolexiaoxiaodezuibapangbian。

“啊呜!”

buguoxiaoxiaomunvliangnashishenmeyibanren。

zhengsuoweichihuo,zenmekenengbeizheizhongjusangdaraodaoshiyuni?

xiaoxiaojiangyigeyuwanchaqilaifangjinzuili,qdandekouganfuyoujiaojing,jianzhirangrenyubabuneng。

gonglaobanjiashiyongdeshicaijiushihaoalianmifandoujingyingtitoude,kee,wanedezibenzhuyi!

xiaoxiaoyibianzaixinligantan,yibianhenbuyaoliandibaidaozailezibenzhuyidexizhuangkuxia。

“来。”

ganggangbatangcuyuyanxiadudexiaoxiaozhuanguotou,xiaoshaoyezhengshenchujiazheyuroudekuaizi,biaoqingyouxieqidaidikanzheta。tazhabalezhabayanjing,awuyikoujiangneikuaiyurouchilexiaqu。

xiaoshaoyejianzhuang,manzudimiqileyan。

zaiyipangjianzhenglezheiyimudexiaoxiaojianzhileiliumanmian。

zheiyetaikeailehaoxiangbataliangchuaidouli!kuaiguolairangjiejiebaobao!

eryucitongshi,yejianzhenglezheiyimudezhangmeijianzhijidudelianxiazuichundouyaoyaopole。tafengkuangyongyanshenanshigongyu,yiweigongyuhuileilifengxingzuzhizheizhongyuyuedexingwei。jieguomeixiangdaozheiweiyijiazhizhuzhishitaiyankanlekanzheibiandeqingkuang,jiuyoubazhuyilizhuandaomianqiandefancaishangle。

zhangmei:“wonengzenmeban,woyehenjuewanga!”

xiaoxiaobeixiaoshaoyeweishihou,yixiangdaomamacengjingjiaodaoguozijidedaoli,bianyejiaqiyikuaiyurou,xiaozheluchuyikehuyadao:“a——”

xiaoshaoyekanlekanta,yexuezhetaawuyikouchidiaoleneikuaiyurou。tazaijujiaolejixiazhihou,biaoqingturanbiandeyouxiebuduijing,suijibianjuliedikesouleqilai!

xiaoxiaoshunjianbawankuaifangxia,chongdaolexiaoshaoyemianqianbankailetadezuiba,yinyinyueyuekandaoleyigenyucizhengkazaitadehoulongli!

xiaoxiaobeizheichangbianguhehuaile,tajideyanleidouyaoliuchulaile:“mama,gegezenmele?”

“zenmele?”zhangmeijihudouyaoxiaochushengle,tazhizhejinghuangdexiaoxiaodasichaofengdao:“xiaoshaoyeyinweinideneikouyuroubeiyucikahoulongle!nihaizhenshigeyehaizi,lianchiyurouzhiqianyaobayucitiguangdoubuzhidao?niyiweiniweixiaoshaoyeshihaoyi,jieguoxiaoshaoyexianzaizheimenanshoukedoushinihaide!”

xiaoxiaodoudadeleizhupadapadadidiaozailedishang。tazenmeyexiangbudao,zijidehaoyihuiranggegenanshouchengzheiyang。

zhangmeidediediebuxiurangbenlaijiuyinweierziyucikahouerxinjibuyidegongyugengjiafanzaole。meiyouzhaodaoniezidetahenhendenglezhangmeiyiyan,zhangmeibeitazheigeyanshenheleyitiao,xinyoubugandiguaiguaibilezui。

xiaoxiaoguanchaleyihuier,turannaqishaozizaitangheliyaoleyishaobaitang,ranhouniezhexiaoshaoyedezui,manmanweijinlehoulong。

guolejimiaozhong,baitangbeiwanmeixishi,xiaoshaoyebiantingcongxiaoxiaodehuamengdibabaitangyanlexiaqu。zaineizhihou,xiaoshaoyedeliansejianjianhaozhuanleqilai。tapailepaixiongkou,jieguolexiaoxiaoshoulidiguolaidemantouyaoleyikou,querenzijihoulonglideyuciyijingwanwanquanquanxiaoshile。

xiaoxiaokudeshangqijiebushangxiaqi,yibiandiaoyanleiyibiandaoqian,xiaomoyangkeliandelianxiaoshaoyedouburenxinzaiquzebeita。

gongyusongleyikouqi,zaijinglileganggangdejingxianyihou,xiaoxiaodelengjingguoduanjitaliuxialehenshenkedeyinxiang。eryucitongshi,zhangmeizaikandaozijierzibeikazhuhoulongdeshihoumeiyouxiangbanfaershizaiyipanglengchaorefengdebiaoxianyerangtaduizheigenvrendeyanezhiqinggengshen。

xiangdaozheili,taturankaikoujiaoleyishengxiaoxiaodemingzi。

“萧晓。”

“a?”xiaoxiaoyouxietantedikanxianggonglaoban,bijingganggangdehuodoushizijinverchuangde,jiusuangongyujiuzheiyangzhijiekailetayebuqiguai。

jieguogonglaobanyouyicimeiyouanzhaochanglichupai。

“yihou,nihenidenverjiudaofanzhuoshangchifan。”gongyuzhilezhishenhoudefanzhuo,mianbugaisedipaoxiazhongbangzhadan。

xiaoxiaoyilianmengbidianlediantou,zheishi……buhuikaichutadeyisile?

zhangmeiyilianzhenjingdizhanglezhangzui,sihubuganxiangxintaganggangtingdaoleshenme。

bierenkenengbutaimingbai,ranertakeqingchudehen。neitingdefanzhuoheketingkebuyiyang,beiyunxushangneitingdefanzhuochifan,jiudengyushigongyuchengrenlexiaoxiaomunvjiushigongjiaderen!

“xuezhang,zheibutuoba……”tazhenzhuozheyongcixiangyaoquanshuogongyuchehuizheigejueding,ranergongyulidoumeilita。xiaoxiaohexiaoxiaozaifanzhuoluozuo,zhishengxiatayigerenliuzailechajishang。

zhangmeihunhuneedibalejikoufan,yikandaoyipangsigerenjuzaiyiqichijiuyuefabushiziwei。taweitongjiaoladiyanxiafanli,congcongmangmangzhaolegejiekoujiulikailegongjia。

xiaoxiaonazhekuaiziyoudianermeng:“……tazenmechineimeshao,tazhenchibaolema?”

zaijiangmuguangtoudaozijidekuaizishangdeshihou,tayoubuzhidaogairuhexiazuile。

yigebaomuzaibeiyijiazhizhujiaodaocanzhuoshangchifandeshihouyinggaizenmeban,zaixiandengtingjide。

gongyujiantayebudongkuai,xinxialeran。yushitayefangxialekuaizi,lengzhelianshanglelou。

xiaoxiaokanzhefanzhuoshanghaimeizenmedongdefancai,pailepaishouzhaohuxiaoxiaohexiaoshaoyejinxingguangpanxingdong。lianghaizishenchuxiaoquantoudouzhiangyang,sachihuojiuzheiyangxingzhiboboduizhemanzhuozidemeiweizhankailecanjuerenhuanderoulin。