diertian，jingchengfashengleyijiandashi，baixingmenquandouzaiyilunfenfen。
yidazao，taiweifubianjiangyikouguancaisongdaoleshezhengwangfu，limianzhuangdeheranshiyuanjiaxiaoshaxinggangguomendeqizi，neiweixinhunzhiyebianshangdiaozijindezhenjienvzi。
zheigedongjingnaodetaida，wushuderendouyongzaileshezhengwangfumenkoukanrenao。
“zheiyetaiguofenle，jingranjiangguancaidousongdaoleshezhengwangfumenkou。”
“taiweiheshezhengwangyizhidoubuduifu，zheicipashigengjiabuhuishanlele。”
“jiangzijiqizideshishousongjibieren，zheiyangdeshiqingyezhiyouyuanjianeixiaoshaxingcaizuodechulai，laotianzenmebupisita。”
“xu……，xiaoshengyixie，nibuxiangyaomingle？shuodezheimedasheng。”
“……”
zheixieyilunzhishengbingmeiyoutaoguoyuanshuodeerduo，keshitaqueyidiandoubuzaihu。
zheixiehuatacongxiaotingdaoda，zaojiuxiguanle，cishidetazhengzuozaigaotoudamashang，yixihongyi，duandeyifuershizujietouxiaobawangdemoyang。
她扬声道，
“laofangaozhiwangyeyisheng，xiaguanbuzhiwangyehemingjiaxiaojiezaoyihushengqingsu，youlefuqizhishi。”
“shengshengdechaisanleyiduihuoyuanyang，xiaguanzheshikuijiunandang。”
“wangyeduimingxiaojieqingshenyizhong，xiaguangandongbuyi，suoyijinritexiexiaxiushuyifeng，congcimingjiaxiaojiezaiyuwoyuanjiameiyourenheguage。”
shuozhe，yuanshuoshiyisuicongnachutazaoyijingxiehaodexiushudijilezaoyijingyiliantieqingdewangfuguanjia。
ranhou，tayouchaozhejinbidewangfudamenjiaodao，
“wangye，xiaguanzheshibuzhidaomingxiaojiefuzhongzaoyijingyoulenidegurou，xianzainongdeyigeyishiliangming，weishishixiaguandecuo。”
“yaoshayaoguaxitingzunbian，danqingwangyejieai，wanwanbukeshanglezijideshenzi。”
“xiaguanyanxianengzuodeyejiuzhiyoujiangtamenmuzierrendeshishousonghuijiwangyele，qingwangyejieai！”
zuihouzheijiju，yuanshuohaiyongshangleneili，quebaozaichangdesuoyourendounengtingdao。
tachuixiayanjian，yanshizhuzijineixindexiyue，keshishangtiaodezuijiaohaishixieluletacishidehaoxinqing。
漂亮话谁不会说？
屎盆子谁不会扣？
jitadailvmaozi，neitajiudangjiaoshigun，sheidoubiexianganning。
他不是想要尸首吗？
neitajiuyaonaodesuoyourendouzhidao。
wangfudeguanjiatieqingzhelianjinqule，buyihuier，wangfudedamenjiudadakaile，guanjiayisaozhiqiandefennu，gongjindexinglikaikoudao，
“yuantongling，wojiawangyeshuole，yuantonglingxianglaiyimaobuba，jinrinandeqinzidengmensongli，neiziranyaodakaidamenyinglile！”
“wangyehaishuole，buguanyuantonglingsongshenme，tadouxinxibuyi。”
shuowan，tahuilehuishou，shenhoudexiarenmenjingranqiaoluodagudejiangguancaitailejinqu。
yinweiduifangzheiyangtandangdetaidu，benlaiyouxiexiangxinleyuanshuohuadebaixingdunshiyoubuxinle。
“wangyebukenengzuozheiyangdeshiqing。”
“shia，wangyeshijiaojiaojunzi，tazenmehuizheiyangzuo。”
“ruguotadangzhenzuoledehua，zenmehuirucidetandang。”
“wangyezhenshiyigehaorena，duixiaoshaxingdouzheiyangdekuanrong，wangyezheixianranshibuxiangjixiaoshaxingnankana！”
“……”
yuanshuotieqingdeliankanzhezheiyimu，liansenankandaolejizhi。
tameiyouxiangguoguzhanganhuishouxiaguancai，tajinrizheiyangzuoyebuguoshixiangexinyibaduifang，shunbianjiangmingjiakouzaiyuanjiatoushangdeshipenzichongchongganjing。
mingjiabushishuomingruoshuishishenmezhenjielienv，tajiuyaorangzhongrenkankanzhenjielienvshenmedebuguoshixiaohuaeryi。
benxiangnaonaojiuhuiqule，keshi，taquemeiyouxiangdaoguzhanganzheisibuanchanglichupai，duifangbudanshouxialeguancai，erqiehaidazhangqigudedakaidamenqiaoluodagudejiangguancaiyinglejinqu。
他是疯了不成？