第一章教授变学子
“pa！”deyishengzaierbianzhakai，shangwushuangmengranjingxing。
zuoyeyiwanmeiyouxiuxi，mangzhefanyueziliaojianchalunwen。jinrimeiyouxiangdao，lingdaokaizhehuideshihoujingranshuizhele！shangwushuangzhengxiangzhegaizenmejieshideshihou，youyixiazilengzaiyuandi。
这是哪里？
tashixxdaxueshixuejiaoshou，suirannianjiqingqingdanyeshimanshenrongyu，xuefuwuche。
duonianlaidejingyangaosushangwushuang，,zheilidebaishemingxiandejiushigudaidexuetang。hongmuzhuoyi，wenfangsibao，yikanjiudoushijiazhilianchengdebaowu。xuexiaojingranzheimefangsidetouzile？
yishuangshuangyanjingdoujujiaozaizijideshenshang，zheixierenyechuanzhegudaidefushi。
shangwushuangjingranbuzhidao，zijishangshixueke，yijingyoulezheimeyansudeyaoqiulema？lianbuzhidouyaoxiaofanggudai，neizijishibushiyeyinggaichuanzhegudaifuzideyifu。
“商无双！”
shangwushuangbeizheishengjiaohanheleyitiao，zheicaifaxianzijizhuozibianshang，zaojiuyijingzhanleyigefuzi。
“zhenshibuchengqia！laofuyibeizijiaolezheimeduotudi，zenmezhiyounizheimeranglaofushangshen！”
fuzishouzhonghainazheyiben《zizhitongjian》，xianrangangcaijiushiyongzheibenshuqiaodazhuomian，caiyoulegangkaishi“pa”deyisheng！zhibuguocishidefuzi，sihuduizijihenshishiwang？
zhouzaochuanlaiyizhenhongxiaosheng，shangwushuanglengxiaoyisheng，tatangtangdaxuejiaoshou，zenmenenggoubeirenzheimeshuo？
“我！”
congzuoweishangzhanqilai，yuanbenhaiyifentianyingdeshangwushuangganggangkaikou，queyoubilezui，zheifenmingbushizijideshengyin！
budengshangwushuangfanyingguolai，fuzijiuyijingbaibaishou，beiguoshenquchaozhegaozuozhishangzouqu，wunaidao，“nijiuxianhuiqufanshengfansheng，weileniyigexuezi，danwulezheimeduoren，caizhenshilaofudedacuotecuo！anzhaonideniansuilaikan，ruoshixiangbuqingchudehua，rihouyejiububilaile。”
“jiushijiushi，zheimedadeguniangjia，zongshipeizhewomenyiqungongzixuexiyeshibuduide！”
“kuaixiechuquba！hanlinyuankebushishenmerendounenglaide！youtaizichengyaoyebuguanyong！”
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zhongrenniyiyanwoyiyu，wuyibuzaifengcishuoxiao。shangwushuangyuanbenyebuyuanyizhengbian，chaozhemenkouzouqu。
dangqiandeqingkuangsuiranshangwushuangbingbuqingchu，danshiyecaideshiyoubajiude。nengbafuziqichengzheigemoyang，duobandoushizijidecuole。
jianshangwushuangzhunbeichuqu，wuzizhizhonggengshifeiteng。zhibuguolinzhimenkoudeshihou，shangwushuangyoutingxiajiaobu。
benyiweizheigebujiangdaolidedaxiaojieyouyaofapiqi，danshisheizhidaoshangwushuangjingrangonggongjingjingdeduizhefuzidefangxiangxingli。kongqizhizhongshueranjingxialai，lianfuzideyanzhongyedoumanshibukezhixin！
jibianbuzhidaozheidaodishishenmenali，danshigudaidelijieduiyushangwushuanglaishuo，yeshixiaocaiyidie。
“多谢夫子。”
liuxiazheimeyijuhua，shangwushuangzheicaidabumailechuqu。
zheixuetanglidejingsebucuo，zhengshichuchundahaoshijie。ganggangbeiyushuizirunguodetudi，qingtaiyuliuzhiyaoyaoxiangying，chengzheshuizhongzhenzhenlianyi。
zuishiyinianchunhaochu，jueshengyanliumanhuangdou。
kaozheyibiandeshuzuoxia，yuanzhudejiyifanyongershang。
zheilishicanglandalu，yan，zhao，weisanguodinglideguangjing。geguohuxiangqianzhi，daoyexianganwushi。
yuanzhubuguoganggangshisisui，zhengshiyanguoanguojiangjunshangjinchengdedizhangnv。fuqinxianheyisheng，shangbaoxiaochaoting，xiashandaibaixing，degaowangzhong，weiyidequedianjiushiduiyuhouyuandeshiqingyiwusuozhi。
yuanzhudemuqinshisanguozhijianzuidadehuangshangnangongjiadenver，yuanguojiangjunyijianrugu。kexihongyanboming，zaozaodemeile。xianzaidefuzhonghaiyouyigeyiniang，suiranshiyijichushen，danzaizhanchangshangjiuguoshangjincheng，beidaihuifuzhongyougemingfen，houlaiyoujishangjinchengtianleyigemeimei。
yezhengshizheigeshumeiyizhikedaiyuanzhu，yuanzhusuiranzhuangshachongleng，yerengjiumeiyoutaotuochuneimeimeidemozhua。suansuanrizi，yuanzhuyijingqitianmeiyouchiguofanle。
zhengyinweiruci，yuanzhupashiyijingbeiesi，shangwushuangzheicaichuanyuedaolezheigeshenzishangba？
shangwushuangcongxindigandaoyizhenbeiliang，zhengyuqishenquzhaoxiechide，buxiangcongshushangdiaoxialaiyigeshuzhizhenghaoluozaishangwushuangdetoushang。shunzheshuzhikanqu，shangwushuangsuiranyuenanwushu，wanwanbuhuisuandaozijimouyirijingranhuibeiyigemaotouxiaozimidehuntouzhuanxiang。
baiyishaoniancongshushangluoxia，pailepaishenshangdezazhi，“zhenshibuhaoyisi，taoraoleshangxiaojiedexingzhi。”
“nishishei？”shangwushuangzhiyanbuhui。
shaonianmingxianlengleleng，suizhichixiaoyisheng，wunaiyaotoudao，“zhongrendoushuoshangjiadaxiaojieshigeshazi，rujinyijianzhenshimingfuqishi。haozaibenwangbingmeiyoushenmeshijianhenidounong，gaoci！”
“benwang？”shangwushuangninanyiju，querenyuanzhumeiyouhezheishaonianyourenhedeguanlianzhihou，zheicaihuanguoshenlai。
sousuozheyuanzhudejiyi，shangwushuangchaozhefuzidexiaoshitangerqu。zheishihuangjiahanlinyuandexuetang，laidedoushimingguizidi，jiazhongzhunbeidemeiweijiayaodoubugouchide，suoyixiaoshitangzhiduifuzikaifangbale。
danshishangwushuangnenggouxiangdaode，zuikuaidejiejuebanfa，dagaijiushineilile。burandehua，qibushiyouyaoesiyici？
xiaoshitanglidedongxisuanbudefengsheng，cishimeidaofandian，shangwushuangyezhinengmianqiangdezhaoxieliangcaichi。
fayingdemantourangshangwushuangkouzhongyipianganzao，xiangdaoyuanzhudeweiqu，shangwushuangsuiranpingrilibuyuanyiduoguanxianshi，danshijilaizhi，zeanzhi。shanedaotouzhongyoubao，ruoshilaotianwanlexie，shangwushuangyebujieyitiqianyibu。
“ni！nizenmezaizheili！”
yidaoshengyinhuranxiangqi，zheshirangshangwushuangheleyitiao。yanxiakouzhongdemantou，kanxianglairen，qingsiyiyuguangaogaoshuqi，yishenshenlansedekuanxiuzhangpao，zhangmeixiyan，shenzitingzhi，haoyigejunqiaodeshijiagongzi！
zheibuguozheilishixiaoshitang，shangwushuangnagemantouyejiubale，neishaonianjingranjuzheyibenshu。
xiangshikantouleshangwushuangdexiangfayiban，shaoniandeyidao，“fuzijiangdewodouyijinglanshuyuxin，yuanbenxiangyaozhaogeanjingdedifangxidujiexialaidegongke，sheizhidaojingranpengshangnizheigeshazi！ni！nijuranhaichimantou！”
“chuheridangwu，handihexiatu。sheizhipanzhongcan，lilijiexinku。wuguzaliang，mantouyeshifanshi，ruhejingranrangnizheibankanbuqi？”