第1章
shengxiaqiyuechu，zaoshangqidian，yizuodiaixiaoshanshangdemaocaowuqian，zuozheyilaoyishao。
qinfengdunzaidishang，choumeikuliandekanzhelaotou。
“laotouzi，nizaijiwojianchayixiaba，woganjuehunshendoubushufu。”
“buyongle，nishamaobingmeiyou，wodoujianchaguole，jiushijiandandechiduolechengde。”
laotoudiaozhedayanguo，xiangshoudexileyidakouhou，xieyanpiezheqinfeng。
“chouxiaozi，nishibushiguyizhaojiekoubuxiangqudonghaishi？wokegennishuoa，niyeyedangchubanituofujiwo，rangwojiaoniwugong，youjiaoniyishu，wokedouzuodaole。zhiyuni......ganjinjiwogunqudonghailijia，nineigelaozhangrenhaidengzhenijiumingni。”
shenmelaozhangren，liantanverzhangshayangwodoubuzhidaoni？nibujiushixiangdengwolikaizhihou，haoyigerentoutouqukanshanxiadeneixielaotaitaima。
qinfengrenbuzhuxinzhongtucao。
buguozheihua，tashijueduibuhuishuochukoude。
yanqianzheigelaotouzi，bierenbuzhidao，qinfengkeqingchudehen。yebuzhidaozheilaotoushenmelailu，gongfugaodelipu，haiyouyishoushenqideyishu。yaobushitashuozijineicongweimoumiandeyeyegentashijiebaixiongdi，tacaibuguanzijidesihuo，jiurangzijibeijiazuchourenzhengsidele。
“laotouzi，buguanzenmeshuo，wodouyaoxiexieni，jiaohuilewoneimeduodongxi。duile，nijuedejintianzheiyandeweidaozayang？”qinfenghuranyuqiyigai，youxietaohaoqilai。
“huo！nihaibieshuo，jintiannijiwoxundezheiyanyebucuo，jiushi......”
shuodaozheili，huranjian，laotouganjuedaoleshenmebuduijing。
“aiyou，nizheigechouxiaozi，jingranjilaozixiadu！”laotoudajiaoyisheng，tizhekuzijiukuaisudechaomaofangbenqu。
jiezhe，cesuolixiangqiyizhenpilipaladedongjing，bansuizhelaotouxuruodesihousheng：“qinfeng，nigechouxiaozi，jilaozidengzhe......”
“wodengzhe？woyoubusha！”
qinfengyitingzheihua，ganmangshoushilezijideyifu，yibianchaozheshanxiapaoqu，yibiandaxiaozhehandao。
“shifu，tuerxiashanxuyaopanchan，nizhentouxiamiandeqian，tuerjiuxianjiezoule......”
......
santianhou，donghaiditieguangchang。
qinfengyixiazhantai，liangkexiaoyanzhuzijiudiliuliudezhuandong，muguangzaijiminggaotiaodemeinvshenshangyouzou。
“maya，zheichengshilidenvrenjiushipiaoliang......”
zhiqianduilaotouzibataganzoudeyuanyan，shenmejirenkanbing，xianzaidoubeitatongtongpaozailenaohou，yanlizhiyouneixiebutingyidongdedazhangtui。
“woqu，zheigegenghao，zheixiaoliandan，yingtaozui，dazhangtui，zeze.......e，kexishigetaipinggongzhu。”
zheishi，duimianchuanzhebaisechenyidapeilanseniuzikudemeinvhaoxiangfaxianleshenme，chaotazouleguolai。
“nishibushiqinfeng？”qinglengdeshengyin，shaodaizhefennu。
qinfengdunshibuhaoyisidemolemohounaoshao。
被发现了？
chengshilidemeizidouzheimexiaoqima？kandouburangkan，haishicunlidezhangguafuhao，jiusuandingzhetakan，tahaiduizhenixiaolie。
xiangzhe，taxiaoshengdunangleyiju，“taipinggongzhu......”
zhenghaobeimeinvtingdaole，lianseshuadeheixialai，sisideniezhequantoudingzheta。
“你就是秦风？”
qinfengwunaidehuileyiju。
“zadeba，xiaoyewojiushiqinfeng，kanyekanle，yaoshinishengqi，dabuleworangnikanhuilaijiushi。”
“**！liumang！”meinvyaoyaqiechidemaleyiju，yaobushitawobingzaichuangdefuqinrangtalaijieren，burantalaidoubuhuilai，gengbieshuoshizheimegetubiejiawulaile。
tashenxikouqiyaxiaxinzhongdenuhuo，diuxiayijuyingbangbangdehua，zhuanshenjiuzoule。
“zouba，wofuqinrangwolaijieni。”
qinfengzhijielengzaileyuandi。
shenme？zheijiushiwodeweihunqilimohan？
neiwojiugengmeicuolea，kanzijidexifueryoushacuo？ng，jiushixiongxiaoledian......
dengtahuiguoshenlai，limohanyijingkuaiyaozouchuguangchang，taganjinpidianpidiandetuozheyigemabukoudaigenleshangqu。
chuleguangchang，limohanjiuzhijiehuidaotingzailubiandehongsefalalicheshang，buyihuier，fujiashidemenkaile，xianshisaijinlaiyigemabukoudai，jiezheqinfengdacicidejijinlaizuozailefujiashi。
shaoweidaliangleyixia，qinfengjianxixidexiaozhekanxianglimohan。
“xifuer，nizheicheyetaixiaoleba，zagehaimeiwomencunlidesanbengzizuozheshufu。”
zheijianzhijiushiyigewulaijiatubie，jibaiwandefalalinaquhesanlunchebi。
limohanqiaolianqideshabai，zijicaihuandeneishibeigaodezangxixidebushuo，juranhaibeixianqi。
zhiyusuoweidehunyue，taconglaidoumeifangzaixinshang，neizhibuguoshishangyibeidewanxiao，yutalimohanwuguan。
“bizui，zaiganluanjiao，wobanizuisilan，haiyou，niyaoshibuyuanzuo，neijiuzijigunqudachuzu。”
qinfengyanshenzhigougoudedingzhetachenyidefengxi，bielebiezui。
还真是特么的…小！
buguozijigenlaotouzixuelebushaomishu，gaitianbangta****，tajianxixidexiangzhe，genbenmeiyoutingjinqutashuodehua。
limohanyemeiyouzhuyidaotadeyanshen，buranhuiqisi，wuchufaxiedetajiangqiquansazaileyoumenshangmian，“weng”deyisheng，falalifengchidianchedecuanlechuqu。
daodajiaowaideyigeshanzhuanghou，qinfengkangzhemadaijiuzhunbeijinqu，quebeilimohanlanzhule。
limohanlianseyinchendekanzheta，lengbingbingdeshuodao。
“wojinggaoni，yihoubuzhunzailuanjiao，woyebuhuichengrenneigehunyue，haiyou，wobuxiangxinnizheiyangderenhuishiyigeyisheng，yebuganrangnichushou，suoyi，daihuijinquhou，yaoshiwofuqinwenqi，nijiushuonibuhui，dongma。”
ranhou，tanachuyizhangyinxingkadijiqinfeng，jixushuodao。
“zheilimianyoushiwan，jiudangnizheiyitangdelufeile，dengwofuqinjianguonizhihou，nijiuzijiganjingundan，buyaorangwoqinzidongshou，gaosuni，wokeshitaiquandaoheidai。”
qinfengxianshiyibajieguoleyinxingka，zheishitaxifuerjide，weishabuyao，zhiyutaiquandaoheidai，nengyiquandasixiongxiazima？
ranhoucaisuikoushuodao，“fangxinba，wokeshishenyichuanren，yaoshinibuxindehua，wokeyixianjinizuogeshiyan。”
suihou，tajiuzhengdaguangmingdedingzhelimohankanleqilai。
xikanzhixia，zhijiantabijianlveweifazi，lianbuanzhongdaihong，etoushangkaishichuxiandouyin，zheishiqixuebuzua，zailianxiangdaotayilulaidepiqi，qinfengshunjiandaizhule。
“neigeshenme，niyueshiyouxiebudiao，jideduohereshuia！”renleren，qinfenghaishijuedeyaotanyanxianggao，shunbianbiaodaleyixiexiaoxiaodeguanxin。
sheizhidaozheihuayichu，limohandeliandanshuadebiandetonghong，taiqitoulai，ehenhendedengzheta，taishoujiushiyibazhang。
“流氓！”
kanzheyingmianerlaideyizhenxiangfeng，qinfengtouyiwai，duoleguoqu，youyuguanxing，limohanyigezhanlibuwenpudaozaitadehuaili，tashunshoudiuxiamadaijianglimohanlouzhu，bingganshouzheneihuahuanennenyingyingyiwodexiaoyao。
“aiyo，nikankan，zheijiudengbujiyaowobaobaole？”
“fangkaiwo，nige**deliumang！”
tingzheqinfengxixiaodeshengyin，limohanqiaoliantieqing，yonglizhengtuoquezenmeyetuibukaita，liangzhidashouxiangshiyiduitieqianjiangtajinjindeshufuzhu。