第003章 装神弄鬼

fotangzhisuoyihuirangrenxiangyaofafeng,zhiyinzheigefotang,wanshanghuinaogui。

buguo,gushiyiquezhidaozheishisunrumeizaizhuangshennonggui。

meiyourenhuihuaiyiyourenhuizaizheishenshengzhuangyandefotangzhuangshennonggui,suoyi,suoyoubeiguanguofotangderen,meicitanqifotang,douhuiweizhisebian,baokuoyiqiandegushiyi。

fotanghenxiao,suoyigushiyideyanjing,yixiazijiupiedaoleneifangzaishenanshangdegongpin,yipanshaoji,yipanshaorou,yipanshuiguo,gushiyideduzi,qiadangshiyidigugujiaoleqilai。

budairenheyouyudi,gushiyiyixiazizoudaoleshenanqian,zhuaqineizhishaoji,chexiajituijiukaishiwangzuilisai。

pusa,jiranninshijiukujiunandedepusa,neimetaxianzaidoukuaiyaoesile,ninyidinghuiburenxintajiuzheimesiba,suoyi,zheijipin,jiujitachileba!

zheigeshijiederendouhenxinfengshenling,youqishixiangchengxiangfuzheizhongguanhuanrenjia,duiyufotangdegongpinmeitiandouhuigenghuan,erxiangyiqiandegushiyizheizhongjingweiguishenderen,wangwangdoushiningyuanesidoubuhuiquxiaoxianggongpinbanfen。

keshi,tabushiyiqiandegushiyi,duanbuhuizaiyoushiwudeqiantixia,rangzijiaie。

bashenandegongpinxiaomieledaban,gushiyicaidalegebaoge,zheicaimantuntundeconghuaizhongtaochuyinxueshe,silepianrousi,fangzailetadezuili。

zhidaoyinxueshechileyizhengkuairoupian,buzaichile,gushiyizheicaitingzhiletouwei,yinxuesheyekaishicongtadeshouzhang,manmandipadaoletadetoushang,tadeetou,qingqingtuzheshexinzi,ranggushiyijuede,she,qishibirenyaokeaideduo。

chibaohezu,jiejuelerenshengdashizhihou,gushiyidaizhemanshendepibei,pazailezhuozishang,biqiyanjingxiuxileqilai。

zishi,fotangdewudingshangchuanlaiyizhenxixisusudeshengyin,gushiyiyuanbenbizhedeyan,shunjianzhengkai,haizhendeyoulaile!

heianzhong,yigebaisederenyingcongtianchuangshangluolexialai,tahailaibujirenhedongzuo,turande,yidaohuomiaoliangqi,gushiyimanlianzangwudelianrutongliguiban,chuxianzailebaiyirendemianqian。

jinjiezhe,yidaojianjiaoxiangqi,baiyirenyixiazihundaozailedishang,renshibuzhi。

gushiyilengxiaoyixia,jiangshenanshangdelazhuquanbudianran,fotangyeyixiazibiandeliangrubaizhou,kanzheneihunsizaidishangdebaiyiren,yanshenbingleng。

gushiyidunxia,jiangbaiyirenfanleguolai,yizhangshuxidelianchuxianzailetademianqian。

yuanlaishisunrumeishenbiandechunxianga,taguoranmeiyoucaicuo,zheiyiqiedeyiqie,doushisunrumeizaizhuangshennonggui。

zheisunrumeizhendedadeyishouhaosuanpana,pingzhezheixiaoxiaodejiliang,bianjiangzheichengxiangfuyutaliyichongtuderenquandoulaolaodiniezaileshouzhong!

meilezhuangshennongguideren,tazongsuankeyifangxindixiuxixiale!

dierriyidazao,gushiyihaipazaizhuozishuidezhengxiang,turanpengdeyishengjiangtacongmengzhongjingxing,rangtabennengdixianghoutuichuyidabu,zuochufangshouzhishi。

zhijianyigeyuemosanshisuizuoyou,chuanzheyishenhulanxiujinhuafu,mantouzhucui,zhangxiangroumei,shencaimanshibingtaizhizidenvren,zhengdaizheyizhongpufu,zhanzaifotangdemenkou,lengyandikanzheyanqianlangbeibukandegushiyi,manliandebiyiyuyane,zhengshineierfuren,sunrumei!

sunrumeidemuguangzaifotangsouxunyiquan,zhongyuzaishenanxiamianfaxianlechunxiangneibaiseyifudeyijiaoshi,dunshimiansedabian,duizhegushiyikaishidaheqilai。

“gushiyi,nihaodadedanzi,jingganzaizheixiangfufotangsharen,nigaidanghezui?”

gushiyizhijuedehaoxiao,zheichunxiangbuguoshiyiyeweigui,buguoshitangzaidishangmeidong,zheisunrumeijiuyikouyaodingshitagushiyishasileta,dangzhenshiwunaozhiji!sunrumeizheidiandaoheibaidebenshi,haizhenshizhuolie,yebuzhitashipingzheshenmebenshicongyigeyatoupashangzheierfurenzhiweide,gushiyijingkaishihaoqileqilai。

“erfuren,ninazhiyanjingkandaowosharenle!”gushiyidandingyixiao,zhuanshenzuodaoledengzile,kanzhesunrumeideshensebingleng,manshifengci。

“dadan,shenweizinvjingganbuchengerfurenweimuqin,sanxiaojie,nideguijuxuedaoduzilequle?”gushiyihuayingangluo,sunrumeishenbiandelimamamangtiaolechulai,duizhegushiyiyizhenlishengchize。

gushiyijilezhongrenyigeyiweishenzhangdeyanshen,suijiduanqiyibeilengshui,fangzaizuibian,dandanlengxiao,zhuchunqingqi。

“yigeqieeryi,jingganyaoyigedichudexiaojiezuntaweimuqin,limama,wokanshinideguijuxuedaoduzilequleba?”gushiyituranxiangqi,zheixiangfudeshuzishunvyebaokuoyiqiandegushiyi,jinghaidoushichengzheierfurenweimuqin,zheishiruoshibeitongdaolibu,taneigebianyilaodiezenmedeyedediaokuairouba!

sunrumeideliangengshiyizhenqingyizhenbai,kanzhegushiyideyanjing,gengshiyuandudexiangyaopenchuhuolai。

ruowensunrumeizuidadetongchushishenme?

neidaanbianshiwuluntazaizheixiangfuneiyuandequanshiyouduomeda,ruhenengzhishouzhetian,dougaibianbuletashigeqiedeshishi!

tadediweizaigao,zaideguminghongdechongai,shizhongdouwufaqudaigushiyidemuqinzaitaxinzhongdediwei。

zheimeduonianlai,diqidemingzi,yizhidoushiguminghongxinzhongdejinji,zhiqiansunrumeizaiguminghongdemianqianshitanlejici,suiranshishitan,ranermeicidejieguodoushibeiduoquguanjiadaquan,meiyouguanjiadaquandesunrumei,jiurutongbeibaquyachidegou,renjinkeqi。

suoyi,sunrumeipale,diqidediweizaizhongyao,doumeiyouzheiguanjiadaquanzhongyao,fanzhengtazaizheixiangfuhouyuan,yijingyanranshidiqibandecunzai,fanzhengguminghong,shiwulunruhedoubuhuizaiquyigejiqihuilaile。

raner,gushiyirucizhibaidejiekaitadeshangba,rangtayuefadixiangyaojianggushiyizhizhisidi。

“gushiyi,ruonixiangyongshenfenlaiyangainidezuixing,neijiudacuotecuole,wodaxiaguokeshiyoulvfaguiding,tianzifanfa,yushumintongzui!”sunrumeihenzhending,nulidibaochizhetahouyuannvzhurendeyitai,yifudagongwusidemoyang,zhiranggushiyijuedehuajibuyi。

“erfuren,qingwenwoyoushenmezuixing,wozenmebuzhidao?”gushiyizuijiaoweiweishangyang,kanzhesunrumeideyanshen,rutongkanzheyizhilouyiyiban。

“buzhidaoma?nizhendangwomenzheixierenshishazi?sunmama,limama,jiangchunxiangdeshiticongshenanxiatuochulai!”sunrumeiyiliantongqingdekanzhegushiyi,jiuhaoxiang,tamashangjiuyaosiyiyang。

gushiyiyebukanta,yijiushizuozaidengzishangbawanzheshouzhongdeshuibei,daodisheishishazi,haibuyiding!

suizhechunxiangde“shiti”beilianggemamatuochulaibaizaisunrumeidemianqian,sunrumeidelianzaiyishunjianbiandehuianwubi!