第六章 路痴

jiangwengechenzheyueheifenggaosixiawurenzhiji,qiaoqiaodeconghouqiangfanxia。

yinweizaoyihelengmenkoudeshiweiluyandahaoleguanxi,duiyunvrendexingzongtayezhishizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。

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zaineigeyinanchaoshidedifangdaideduole,cikedejiangwengezhijuedewaibianerdekongqixinxianzhiji,shenzhilianhuxidoujuedechangkuaiduole。

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“zheimewanlezaizheierganma?nishinagegonglidexiaotaijian,guiguisuisuide,kuaishuo,zheidabanyedechulaishizuoshenmede!”

xunluozhangshangshangxiaxiazixidedaliangzheyanqianzheigexiaotaijian,shenshijuedezheixiaotaijianyouxieyansheng。

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talianliandixialetou,congmingdenaodaigualiyibaibashidudekuaisuxuanzhuan。

“nucaishichuxiugongdexiaowenzi,ganggangshangren,zheichulaizhadaode,yishijianyouxiemilelu。”

“ganjinhuiqu,shenyezhineibuzhunsiziwaichu!”

“是!”

tingdaoneirendehua,jiangwengerutongdasheyibanlimazhuanshenzoukaile。

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tajiaoxiadebuzijiakuailexuduo,jiangwengeshengpazijizaizheigexiangzilizhuandaomingtianzaoshangyezhuanbuchuqu,neidaoshihourenduolekejiumafanle。

jiuzheiyangtazouzhezouzhe,“peng!”deyishengbuzhidaocongnaerchuxiandeyidurouqiangdangzhuletadequlu。

“哎呦!”

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tataiqitoulai,zhenglileyixiaganggangbeinanrenyouxiezhuangwailedemaozi,zhenglezhengyiguan,gonggongjingjingdechaonanrenwanyaozuoyi。

“zheiweihaoxinren,woshilenggongneibiandexiaotaijian,wozheichulaizhadaodeduigonglideluxianbushihenshuxi,woxiangwenwenquwangneibianshizouneitiaolua,wodouzaizheilimianzhuanledabanquanle,hailaofangaozhi。”

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tingdaoduifangzhishigeburenludexinlaidexiaotaijian,nanzimiansecaishaoweihuanhelejifen。

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zheibushizijixinzhongtuotuodebaimawangzidebiaopeima?

jiangwengejiuzheiyangyilianhuachidedingzhenanzi,sihuwanglezijizhaonanrendemudeshishenmele。

nanziyishuangshensuiruheitongbandeyanmoumileyoumi,shangxiadalianglezheigexiaotaijianyifan,duiyuzheigeyanshengdexiaotaijiantaxinlihaishiyouzheixiexudejiebei。

“xinlaide?nishinagegonglirenzhide?”

nanzijiangshuangshoubeifuzaijianhou,dichenlengliedeshengyindaizheyisizhiwenzaijiangwengetoudinghuanhuandexiangqi。