“songyuxue，nifashenmefeng！sheitemeshininanpengyou！”
yuanjingxingjianyangliuaidale，likechongguoqujianchayangliudelian，jieguobeiyangliuduokaile。
“songyuxue，wozuotianweishenmehuilunluodaozheizhongdibu，bushiduokuilenineibeizhangdaobingchama？”
“wobuzhidaonishuoshenme！”
“shuoshenme？nidexiangqinduixiangyuanxiansheng，yaochayibeijiu，haishizaiyuanshijituanqixiadejiudianli，henjiandan。”
“yangliu，niqianglewodenanren，haiganzheimegenwoshuohua，nihenineigema，buxianghunleshibushi？”
“zonghaoguonijilunluodaojinanrenxiayaohaimeidechengyaohaoduole，nishuozheijianshiqingyaoshichuanchuqu，nisongdaxiaojiedemingsheng，haishengxiaduoshaohaotingde？”
“你想怎么样？”
“gun，likaiwodeshixian。”
yangliushuowan，zhijielazheqianqiupingzoule。
zhishi，linlezoujindiantiqian，yinyinyueyuetingdaoyuanjingxingdalegedianhua，shuoleyijuhua。
“ma，niyaodeerxifuwozhaodaole……songjia？yesuanshisongjiaba……songyufeifurendaiguolaideneigenvhaizi……jiaoyangliu！”
yangliujinledianti，songyuxuekanzheyuanjingxing，fangfoshifaxianzhangfuchuguihouweiquqiuquandeqizimoyang。
kexia，zheicenglou，zaoshangjiubeiyuanjingxingqingchangle，buhuiyourenkandaojiushile。
“yuanxiansheng，nigenwoxiangqin，quegenyangliucongyigefangjianchulai，nishibushiyaojiwoyigejieshi？”
“songyuxuexiaojie，woyiweiganggangyiyiyijingshuodehenqingchule！”
yuanjingxingneixinrenbuzhutucao，lianpihaizhenshigouhoude，yangliudoushuodaozheigefenshangle，songyuxuejingranhaiyiweizijikeyizhanzaizhigaodianzhiwenta？
什么鬼！
“nimenyuanjiashibuhuiyunxuyigemeiquanmeishideyatoujinmende，yangliu，zhibuguoshiwomensongjiadejinv，taneigebuyaoliandemadaiguolaidetuoyouping！”
“zheijiubulaofansongxiaojiefeixinle，buguowokenengyaogaosusongxiaojieyigeshishi，ruguowoyaogenyangliuzaiyiqi，kongpadiyigedayingde，jiushilingzunsongxiansheng！”
songyufeiweileshangyehezuo，jiangzijiqinnverlachulailianyin，zaizheizhongkeyujiandeliyizhixia，jiangyangliujiajiyuanjia，songyufeijueduijushuangshouzancheng。
“suannihen，buguo，wobuhuizheimefangqide。”
杨柳，死定了！
huidaosushedeyangliu，wanfenqingxingtaheqianqiupingzhudeshiliangrenjian，fouzezheigeyangzi，gujizhijienenggouyinqihongdong。
“yiyi，zuotiannimeishiba？”qianqiupingwenchuzheizhonghua，zijixinlidoumeidi。zaoshangqilaimeijiandaoyangliu，zhijiechumenzhaoren，ranhoupengdaolelaishixiongxiongdesongyuxue，jieguojiukandaole8088fangjian，menshangdehaomadiaoleyiban，xinlicaidaoleyiban。ranhouyangliuheyuanjingxingchulai，zhijienaobulesuoyoujuqing。
“bietile，woxianzaidoukuaifansile。”songjiazheibianbuyongdanxin，songyuxuebuhuirangsongyufeizhidaozheijianshiqing，mafandeshiyuanjingxingneige**a。
yangliuyijingrendingyuanjingxingshiweiletaobisongyuxuecainazijidangdangjianpaide，bijing，yuanbenxiangqinduixiangshisongyuxue。keshi，zheigedangjianpai，daijiataidalexie。
“qiuping，woxiangyigerenjingjing！”
“nihaishibuyaochuqule，woqutushuguanba。”
qianqiupingjianyangliuzhunbeibaozhediannaochuqu，naliganrangtazoua，zheijianshiqing，zuichudeqiyin，haishitaqianqiupinga。ai，zaishuole，yangliuxianzaideyangzi，bushihechuquzhaoyao。
yangliudakaidiannao，kaileweibo。
taheyuanjingxingzhiqianweiyidejiaoji，jiushibeiqianqiupingcuanduoyiqiqujingpinjxgongzuoshishejishizhuli，xianzaihaoxiangdaoledierlunjingpinjieduan，tiaoxuanchuleershigehouxuanrendezuopin，zhijiegongbuzaiguanboshang，rangwangyoutoupiao。
yangliuhaimeizixikanguo，xianzai，tazaikaolvyaobuyaotuichu。
shualeliangxiaweibo，turanzhijian，yangliukandaoleyifuyanshudezuopin。
shiwuhao，shejizuopin，yanyujiangnan，houxuanrenxingming，songyuxue。
woqu，haiyaobuyaolianle？
yangliuzhijiefaleyifengshimingdeyoujianjijxgongzuoshicicizhaopindefuzeren，biaoshizijiyaotuichubisai，yuanyinshi，lianchaoxidebulunbuleidezuopindounengjinrujuesai，taduijxgongzuoshideyanguang，biaoshihuaiyi。
ranhouyangliujiedaoleyoujianhuifu，dangranshiwenyangliushibushiyaojubaochaoxizhileide。
zaishejixingye，renhedechaoxidoushikechide，bixuyaoyanlidajicaixing。
yangliumeishuoshenme，zhijieguanleweibo，pashangchuangqu，aidaoyigehunluandemeng。
啊啊啊啊，要死了！
JX工作室。
jiangzimu：“laoda，zheirengaibuhuishizijichaolebierendezuopin，tedilaizhawomendeba。”
“nixianxiabanba，wozaikankan。”
“好吧。”
yuanjingxingduziyirenzhongxinfankanlejinrufushideershigerendezuopin，xiweichu，haishirangtazhaodaolezhusimaji。
youlianggerendehuafengyouxiexiangsi，danshidouhenqingse，qichushaixuandeshihou，bingbushixiankanrende，ershizhikanzuopin，xianzaikanlai，zheiliangfuzuopin，buxiangshiyoujingyanderenhuade，hencucao。
zhijiediaoquleliangminghouxuanrendeziliao，haomahaoma，songyuxue，yangliu，haizhenshiyichuhaoxia。
yuanbensongyuxuelaicanjiajingpinyuanjingxingshizhidaode，haibeiyaoqiuduojiazhaoguni，buguotajujuelejiushile。zhiyuyangliu，yangliuzheigemingzineimedazhonghua，dangshimeixiangdaozheicengmian。
suoyi，zheijiashiqingdaodishisongyuxuechaoleyangliudezuopin，yangliunule，haishiyangliuchaolesongyuxuedezuopin，guolaizishoushuotamenyanxia？zheihaizhendeshigewenti。
xianglexiang，yuanjingxingzhijiejimeiyiweicanjiajingpinderenfaleyifengyoujian，rangtamenzuoyigefujiati，zuoweidiliugerenxuandejiafenxiang。
jinrufushiershigeren，jxgongzuoshizhiyaowugeren，ertazuoweishouxishejishijianlaoban，youquanyaoyigeshejizhuli。
“wojiubuzuoleba，fanzhengyemeidasuanqu。”jiedaoqianqiupingdetixingzhihou，yangliuzhijiehuifuleweixin。
“zuoa，weishenmebuzuo，nizuolewocainengzhidaowohenidechajudaodizainalima。”
yangliutanlekouqi，neigezuoyetakanle，genbenjiubuxiangshizhaopinshejishizhuliyongde，suiranmianshizhekendingbujinjinzhiyoumeijingyandecainiao。
caibuzhunyuanjingxingdeyitu，yangliuyouxiedanqie。
“woshuoyangyiyi，nihaoxianghenpananshena，tabushiniweihunfuma？”