第1章
“zhenzhen，nibata、tashanglegongsidashadetiantai，xiangyaotiaoloua！nikuaidianganguoqu——”
啊？！
zhongzhenbeimamatuozhekuqiangdezheitongdianhuajihedetiaoqishen，laibujiyingyisheng，linzheshoujijiupaochuleyanyixueyuandenvshengsushe，quanranbuguanhanlengdeyudiandazaishenshang，kuangbenxiangxiaomenkou。
pianpianxueyuandichushiqubianyuan，laiwangcheliangxishu，genbenbujianyouchuzuchejingguo，zhongzhenjile，buguyiqiedichongxialumian，zhangkaishuangbeilanjiefeichierlaideyiliangsijiache。
吱！
tezhuxiangmingjicaichache，binlifachujianruideshengxianghoutingzailizhongzhenshilimibudaodedifang！
“fengzong，ninmeishiba？”xiangmingdingdingxinshen，lianmangwenzuozaihouzuodezijiadaboss。
“womeishi。”fengbeichenweizhoumeitoushuodao。
zheishi，zhongzhenyipaodaochemenbianqiaodabolichuang，wanyaowanglizhangwangzheyidielianshengdiaiqiu：“woyoujishiyaoganquganyuandasha，mafanzaiwoquhaoma？qiuqiuninle！”
xiangmingyianjian，chechuangxuxujiangxia。
fengbeichenqinglengdemouguangluozaizhongzhenneizhangshiluluxiaolianshangshi，weiweizhengchong。
xiangminggangxiangchongwaimiandezhongzhenhema，fengbeichenquexianyibufahua：“rangtashanglai。”
“......e。”shenganyiwaidexiangming，manbanpaidiyinglesheng，ankaisuojian，renyouzhongzhenaishenzuojinfujiashizuo。
“谢谢，谢谢！”
zhongzhenmangbudiedaozhexie，jiaojideyanshenshizhongdingzhubinliqidong，ranhouzaiqianfanglukoudiaotou。
sheiyemeishuohua，chexiangliqifenninggu。
songbeichentouguohuminghuandeguangxiandingzhezhongzhendecelian，zenmekan，doujuedetagentaqianzangxindideneimoshenyingchanshengzhongdiexiaoguo。
kexizhongzhenyixinqianguazhebaba，bucengfenshenhuitoukanyiyan。
zaimenjuzhongfengchidiancheledayueershifenzhongzuoyou，zhongyukaidaomudedi，ganyuandasha。
cishixiaoguangchangshangxiaonaofeifan，jiuhuchehexiaofangchequandoujijietingzaiyibian，datangmenkoulaqilejingjiexian，jiashejuxingqinang，xiaofangyuanhebaoanyuan、jingchadengquanbuyanzhenyidai，jiangkangzhezhangqiangduanpaopaisheqicaiqiangxinwendemeitijizhemenheweiguanzhequanliqusan。
zhongzhenbudengchezitingwen，yibatuikaichemenjiutanjiaoxiadi。
“a！tatiaole！”renqunlibuzhidaoshisheixianfachulejianjiaosheng，suihoudejinghuciqibiluo。
peng！cong38louzhizhizhuixia，zazaiqinangbianyuanchu，zuihougunluodimianshang！
xianchangdunshirenshengdingfei，caozabukan。
“天呐！好惨！”
“buyaokanle，kuaizou！”
“woqu，gannaotudiledou！”
gangyaopaoguoqudezhongzhenliangjiaofaruan，zhijueyanqianyiheikuangmaojinxing：“bu！buyao！ba——”huahaimeihanwan，tadaodihunleguoqu......
一周后。
gaosongruyundechenxingkonggujituandasha。
fengbeichenzuozaidingcengceobangongshilipiyuewenjian。
xiangmingzoujinlaihuibao：“fengzong，shaixuanjieguoyijingchulaile，ninqingguomu。”shuozhejiujiangyifenziliaodiguoqu。
“zhijieshuozhongdian。”fengbeichenmianwubiaoqingliantouyebutaiyixia，shengyinmeiyourenhewendu，tabuxiangfenxinguanzheizhongshi。
xiangmingnenedishouhuiziliao：“ruxuanzhejiaozhongzhen，jinnianshijiusui，benshiyanyixueyuandedaerxuesheng......”
“zhongzhen？”fengbeichenzhongfuzhezheigeshuxidemingzi，naohailifuxianchuyizhouqianhanlengyuyelicanghuanglanjietachezidenvshengmianrong。
xiangmingganjuedaodabossyijingjiqizhongzhenshisheile，buyoudetigaoshengdiaoshuo：“dui，tajiushineiwanlanwomencheziganquganyuandashadenvhaizi，wojiantawulunzhangxianghaishigefangmiandetiaojiandoufuhenindeyaoqiujiugewailiuyitajiadedongjing，guorantazaizhongganyuansihouzoutouwulu——”
yankantajiuyaojiangjinjitianyilaibuduanbeimeitibaodaodeganyuangongsihezhongjiasuoyoudongtaiquanbanchulai，fengbeichenbianbunaidiyitaishouzhizhi：“haole，jiutaba，nijizhubaomicuoshiyaozuohao，chuqu。”
shuowan，jixuditoupiyuewenjian，kandoubukanlengzhanzaiyuandidexiangming......
dangwan8dian，zhongzhenqiazhunshijianlaidaoyuedingdedifang，tantebuandidenghouzhe。
jinwanbenlaishibabadetouqi，tayinggaizaijialijitabanbaijifashishaodianzhiqianshenmede，keshizicongbabatiaolousilezhihou，tahemamabeizhaizhusouganguajingshenshangdeqianyinhongchulejiamenliuluojietou，suoyoubudongchanyijigongsiquanbeitamenshenqingdongjiele。
yaobushiguimihaoxinshouliu，kongpatamenniangliangyaoshuitianqiaodi，buliaohuobudanxing，mamazaiwaitoubenzouxiangqinqijieqianshi，yibuxiaoxinshuaidaodishang，hounaokedaojianlishitoudaozhilugushousun，songyuandongshoushuhouzhijinrenghunmibuxing。
youshicaobanbabadehoushi，youshizhaogutangzaibingchuangshangdemama，zhongzhentaxinlijiaocui，danzuiweijishoudeshijueshoushufeihezhiliaofei，shenwufenwenquankaoguimichuqianchulizongbushibanfa，tashizheyingqitoupiqunanpengyoujiyunxiaojiaqiuzhu，guoranrutasuoliaodeneiyang，beijuzhimenwaijiushibujian！
zidababatiaolouzhihou，jiyunxiaohejijiarenjiumeichuxianguo，yigedianhuayijuweiwendoumeiyou，yiqianreliezhuiqiutadeneigenanzifangfocongbucengcunzai！
zuizuirangtahanxindequeshidaboyijiazi，yiyezhijiantamenxiaoshidewuyingwuzong，lianliandoubuluyixia！
yaoshiduanshijianneichoubudaoqianjiaonayiyuandeqianfei，mamajiudebeitingyao，neihouguobukanshexiang，jiuzaizheishi，tajiedaoyitongshenmidianhua，wenyuanbuyuanyibanggemang。