bijingzheiduanshijianningfuweilejiningmingyuepulu，keshimailebushaotadeheitonggao。
zaijiashangyulequanyixiebufengzhuoyingdeheiliao，rujintazaidazhongyanzhongdefengpingdiedaolegudi。
xiangzhewuneidefuzhihaizaizhuangshui，binggaoxingnenggourangzijidiulian……
ningxizuijiaogouqiyimoheshandexiaoyi，kanxiangyipangdeshexiangji，zhuangmozuoyangditanqi：
“woyijingshenmefazidoushiguole，keshi——”
fangjiannei，fuzhiqidingshenxian，weiranbudong，xiangshouzheningxicikedegangahejucu。
ranhou，tabiantingdaoningxihaozhesangzi：“——keshifuzhiyingbuqilaizenmebana?”
fuzhi——yingbuqilai——zenmebana——
wuneidefuzhiliansedaizhiyishun，ranhouqingle，lvle，heile。
zhengzaikanzhibodewangyoumenyijingxiaofengle。
【hahahahahahacaowoxiaofeile，xiaodaobaqiangchuilanlinjuhewomianmianxiangquxiaodaofangyuanshiliderenxiabeizidouyaodaizhezhutingqishenghuoxiaodaoweisuandaoliunaohuaxiaosanhahahahahahahahaha】
【ningxi，nishuohua，nengbuneng，guoguonaozi】
【fuzhifengpingbeihai[chensi]】
men“huala”yishengbeilakai，zhengshiheiliandefuzhi。
shaonianwuguanlunkuoruilijunmei，shenseyinzhibaozao，yishuangmouziyinchenchende，zangzhekuangfengzhouyuyiban。
huotuotuoyigepianzhibaozaoxiaogou。
ningxixiaoxixi：“zhongyushedeqichuangle?”
fuzhimeiliningxidewenhua，tayaoyaqiechi，yiziyiju：“ning、xi、ni、zai、wan、huo。”
ningxizhenjingwuzui：“shenme?niyaowanhuo?bukeyie，wanhuoniaokang!”
傅执：……
gongzuorenyuanshishichulaidapozheiliangren“tianleigoudongdihuoxiayimiaojijiangbaozha”deqifen：
“gongxijiabinningxiyijingchenggonghehaoyoufuzhihuimian!liangrenzheizhonghuduidexiangchufangshishibushixiangjilenihenideyuanzhongpengyou?jibianpingshichaochaonaonao，yeyongyuanbuhuizousan。
haole，neixianzaiwomenderenwushi：rangnidepengyouxintiaojiasu，xinlvshengdaoyibaiyi!chenggongwanchengrenwudehua，liangrendounengdedaoyixiangshenmifulie!”
yipangdelumingshashiluchukanhaoxidebiaoqing。
ningxibeizhigeshuadetuantuanzhuan，haiyiweizhigebatadangchengpengyouni。
shubuzhizhigexianzaixinjianjianshangderenkeshiningjiazhenzhengdeda**——ningmingyue。
suoyiningxiruoshixiangrangfuzhixintiaojiasu，zhinengshiziquqiru!
fuzhishenqingyehuanhexiexu。
yuanbenyinningxidehuyanluanyuzaochengdefanmenyisaoerguang。
he，batajiaochumenleyouzenyang?
tazhiyaobupeiheningxiwanchengrenwu，daoshihouguanzhongmadehaihuishiningxi!
erningxichenyinleyixia，kanzhejiqishangxianshifuzhipingwendebashixinlv，zhujiankaojinfuzhi。
shaonvfusecibai，wuguanjingzhi。
buxiaodeshihou，meiyanlengqiao，daizhedianshengrenwujindeleng，danyandifangfohanzheyicengmenglonglianyandewuqi，mominggouren。
fuzhikanzheyuelaiyuejindelian，xintiaolouleyipai。
ningxizheisiyatou，jintian……zenmekanzhegewaihaokan?
【aaafuzhixinlvshengle!bashiwu!jiushi!kanlaiyouxiwangtupoyibaiyile!】
【turankedaolezheiyidui，danghongnvaidouxbaozaoduitianduidilinjiazhuma，shenmeshenxiancp?!】
zaiyipangdelumingjingdaile：
zhigekoukoushengshengtaoyanningxiyaozhengsiningxi，zenmeningxiyikaojin，jiuxintiaojiasua?
haifeiyaotalaixiuruningxi，nandaotashizheiduixiaoqinglvplayzhongdeyihuan?
haozai，fuzhidexinlvzaijiushijideshihoupinghuanlexialai。
erjiuzaicishi，ningxituranluchuyimoxiaorong。
下一秒。
ningxizhijieyijiaochuaizaifuzhi**shang，batachuaixiangyipangxiaodezhenghuandeluming!
fuzhimeiyoufangbei，shenticubujifangdiqianqing。
zuizhongjingranhaosibuside，helumingzuiduizui，qinshangle!
yucitongshi，fuzhidexintiaobaobiao，biaoshengdaoleyibaisi!
傅执懵了。
陆鸣懵了。
在场所有人都懵了。
weidushizuoyongzheningxixinqingjiweimeimiao，tapaishouyixiao：“xintiaojiasurenwu，wancheng!”
ranhoushangshangxiaxiadaliangfuzhiyifan，shixianzuizhongdingzaifuzhide**，miansechenzhongdao：
“renlao**song，fangpixiangdongdong，zhizi，qiaotunchuganyouxiexubujia，nixuyaojiaqiangduanlianlea!”
fuzhifanyingguolai，yibatuikaidairuomujideluming。
muguangxionghendidingzheningxi，chedifengkuang：
“ningxi!!!nijiwosi!!!”
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