第6章
gunianyiweizijikaichehenmeng，queshizenmedoumeiliaodaoluojiamengqilaibitakekuangyeduole。
qidianwushi，luojiadechetingzaileguniandesushelouxia。
“duoxieduoxie！”guniandaozhexiejiuyaoxiache，luojiaqueshijiaozhuleta，conghouzuonalegezhidaidijileta：“zaocan。”
“a？”gunianweileng：“nihaiqumaizaocanle？”
luojiayiliandandingdehuida：“wozuode。”
“tian……nijidianqidea？”
“五点半。”
gunianyoulengleyihuier，turanxiangqizijizaiwaigongjiadeshihou，zaoshangliudiantadejiujiubiaogemenjiuyijingzaicaochangshangpaoquanle，xianglailuojiadezuoxishijianbiaoyinggaiyehewaigongjiachabuduoba！
luojiajiantakanzhezijifadai，qingxiaoyishengtaishourouleroutadefasi：“quba。”
gunianzheicaihuiguoshenlai，yutadaobiehouxialeche。
huisushenashu，sushelineisanzhihaimeiyouchumen，jiandaogunianhuilai，zheisanrenlijijiuweileshanglai，dayouyaohaohaoshenwenyifandejiashi。
“kuaichidaole。”guniankanletamenyiquanershuodao。
dingningyihuishou：“suanlesuanle，xianqushangke！”
gunianbaluojiajitadezaocanzhuangjinbaoli，nazheshuhesheyoumenyiqiqushangke。
daolejiaoshi，haiyoushiwufenzhongcaishangke，guniansuoxingnachuleneigezhidai，dakaiyikan，mengle。
quedingshigaywuyile，zheibushimeitianlia！
libianshiyiheniunai，yipingguozhi，liangfencanzhibaozhedesanmingzhi，yihebaifangzhengqipiaoliangdeshuiguo，haiyouyibaqiaokeli。
“woleigeguaiguai，niannian，ninaermaidezaocan？！kanzhehaohaochia！”wangzhicouguolaiyikan，yanjingdoudengyuanle。
“woxiongdizuode。”gunianyibianshuozhe，yibiansikailebaozhesanmingzhidezhi，amuyikouyaoleshangqu，ranhou……gunianlengzhule。
tazhendeshidiyicichidaozheimehaochidesanmingzhi！
第！一！次！
zhishiheniuroudedapei，zaijiashangqingshuangdefanqieheshengcai……
zheimingmingshihenzhengchangputongdeshicai，weishenmejiuhuizheimehaochini？
这、这不科学啊！
erwangzhinazhidaozheihaochibuhaochi，kanzhezheixiedongxidemaixiangrenbuzhushuo：“nandezuode？nizheixiongdishigechuzihaishigegay？”
gunianmengranhuiguoshenlai，zijizenmeyiduosuobashihuajishuochulaile？
taganmangyaotou：“shuoshunzuile，woweihunfuzuode。”
“sha？！”wangzhidengdaleyanjing，denglegunianyihuierhou，wuzhexiongkoudaoxiangledingning：“dingning！woshoushangle！shuangzhongbaojideneizhong！”
dingningbumingjiuli：“zenmele？”
wangzhiyifutongkuwanfendemoyang，kelianxixidekanzhedingning：“yidazaodeyourensagouliang！”
“a？”dingninglijikanxianglegunian，“niduitazuoleshenme？”
gunianzhengzhuanxindedakouchizhesanmingzhi，yibianchiyibiangantanzheluojiadechuyihao，tingdaodingningzheiwenhua，tashiyouxinhuidade，danshizaiyejiushizhangleyizhangzui，youxinwulia！
buguodingningqiaozhetashoulineimingxianbushishitanglimaidedezaocan，duoshaoyemingbaileyidianer，tazhuanxiangwangzhi：“taweihunfuzuodea？”
“aiyouwei，nikebiezaizhongfuyibianle！”wangzhizhuangmozuoyangdemozheyanlei：“wodedanshenshuishidoubeiyonglaimaigouliangzaisaihuijiwoma？”
dingningpailepaitadejianbang：“xiangxinwo，yizhaonianniancongzuotiandaojintiandejudong……zheiyangdeshiqinghaihuiyouhenduo。”
zuozaizuiwaibianyizhijiumeicanyutaolundechengaiaituranhaojiaoleyisheng：“gunian！nisangxinbingkuanga！”
“……”
dingningwunaifue，zhiganjuexinhaolei：“niyouzenmele？”
chengaiaiehenhendedengzhegunianduidingningshuo：“nizijikantapengyouquan！”
dingningnachushoujiyikan，yehenxiangwenwengunianshibushizhendesangxinbingkuangle。
“zhishijiushililiang！jiluoyedesanmingzhibigexin！”
zhaopianshangshitayaoleyikoudesanmingzhi，haizhende……bilegexin。
yiqiangunianhetangyijiaowangdeshihouyecongmeixiuguoenaia！xianzaizheishizenmele？！
nandaodinglehundenvrenjiuhuixingqingdabian？
没道理吧！
dingningxinzhongcunyi，jigunianfaletiaosixinguoqu：“nizenmele？”
“？”
“nizheidaxiuenaideyangzitaikepale，fanchanga！”
“yiqianmeidexiu，xianzaiyouxiudekongjianle。”
gunianzaixinlibuchongleyiju：bu，yinggaishiyouxiudebiyaole。
taxiuenai，mudekebujinjinshijizhanantiandu，tazheibushihaibeifuzhetiluojiaxibaiderenwunime！
ai，zijizhenshigehaoxiongdi……
gunianjuedezijidetoudingdouyinggailiangqiyigetianshiguanghuanle。
xiangtazheimedagongwusijingjingyeyetiweihunfuzheyantaxihuannanrendenvsheng……gumozhezheishijianyejiutayigele！
ng，luojiaaluojia，nizhenjiushijianzhebaole！
gunianchixialezuihouyikousanmingzhi，nachushoujilaizhengxiangyaoxiangluojiataogegonglao，jieguoxianbeijiangqingyudexiaoxihongzhale。
“niquedingluoyeshiwande？”
“这不应该啊！”
“sheihuijidangjianpaizuozaocan？”
gunianzhoulezhoumei，henrenzhendehuijita：“neizuoweigangtiezhinandenigaosuwo，zheiyangdezaocanninengzuochulaima？”
“……”
jingenzhediertiaoxiaoxiyehenkuaifalai：“neinigaosuwo，nibujuedeluoyeduinihaodetaiguolema？”
guniankanzheshoujipielepiezui，renzhendeanzheshoujipingmu：“kenengshiworenjianrenaiba。”
“你能要点脸吗？”
gunianduizheshoujipingmufanlegebaiyan：“shangkele，huitoushuo。”
“woxiazhouhuiguo，nilaijiewoa！”
gunianpiezhezuiqinghengleyisheng：“nixiangdemei。”
gunianhuiwanzheitiaoxiaoxi，jiubashoujifangzailebaoli——wangjiaoshoudeke，shoujishijueduibuyunxuchuxiande。
yijiehongguanjingjixueshangwan，gunianzhijuezhezijizheinaozixiangshiyituandalejiedemaoxiantuan。
zheiqishizhenbunengguaita，jinerzheikeshangde……tazhenshiyijudoumeitingjinqu，naozilixiangdedoushiluojianeisanmingzhidaodishizenmezuode。
buguozheizaizenmexiangtayexiangbumingbai，taa，zhishanzhangchi，chufangduitalaishuoneijiushikehuanpianlishushidaobaoxianmenzhihoudefangjian，kendingshijinbuqude。
weilezijidekoufuzhiyu，gunianjuedezijiyinggaizaihaohaotaohaoyixialuojia，zheixiangyaomaitongshengshidazongcaijitazuofanchi，yidingbuhuishiyijiantairongyideshiqing！
gunianrenzhendexiangzhe，nanmianjiuyoudianerzoushen，wangzhicouguolaiwenta：“niannian，xiangshenmeni？”
“wozaixiangzenmetaohaoyixialuojia。”
“……我嘴真贱！”