第1章 穿成傻子

“啊——”

fengweiran“peng”yishengshuaizaidishang,meiledongjing。

wujindeheianhou,erpanyinyuechuanlaicaozahunluandeshengyin,shiyuanshijin。

“zenmeban,jiejiebuhuisileba,yaobuzhaotaiyilaikankan?”

“yigeshazieryi,jingdongletaiyi,zheishizenmejieshi?”

说话的人是谁?

他们是在讨论她吗?

fengweirannulixiangzhengkaiyan,kechuleyishizhujianqingxi,shentijingmeiyoubanfenfanying。

tapazaidishang,toutongyulie,bushuyutadejiyipumianerlai。

——limianquanshishazibeiqirudehuamian。

tashitangmenchuanren,22shijizuinianqingdejunguan,yidushuangjue,xingshihenla。zaizhixingyicimimirenwuzhong,beirensuanji,xinkouzhongqiang,congfeizaijiqianmigaokongdezhishengjishangbeitilechuqu。

nandaotameisi,haichuanyuedaoleyigeyutatongmingtongxingdeshazishenshang?

fengweiranxintoujingyibuding,xiangnongqingchuzenmehuishi,jieguotingdao……

“qingyan,niyezhidaowohetadehunyueguanxi,zheijianshiqianwanbunengrangbierenzhidao。”

fengweiransuiranshigeshazi,haodaishishangshufudinv,zhenguogongweiyidewaisunnv,huangzumuyouyutawaizumushiqinjiemei!

danpingzheixielihaiguanxi,tajiudezuibuqi!

sanhuangzizhidao,fengqingyanhenxihuanta,duitayeshiyantingjicong。xianzaizhinengxianwenzhufengqingyan,burangzheijianshibaoluchuqu。

fengqingyanziranyezhidaoqizhongdelihaiguanxi。

shengyinqieqiequedaizhejuerandao:“woxiandaijiejiehuijia,jiushuotabuxiaoxinshuaileyijiao。”

nanzichongnidehuiying:“qingyan,weiqunile。”

“yousandianxiazheijuhua,qingyanzuoshenmedouyuanyi。”

……

hehe,haoyiduijianfu**,jingranheixindaolezheigedibu。

shaleren,juranhaixiangzhezenmebianxiahua。

xiangqijiyizhong,neishaziruhefeijinxinlidetaohaosanhuangzi,ruhebeimeimeifengqingyanpiandetuantuanzhuan。

fengweiranxintoujiuyongqiyituanhuo。

shangtianjiranrangtajiezheikeliandexiaoshazideshentihuoleguolai。

xiangbi,yeshiyaotaweizheishazichukouqi!

tanulizaiheianzhongzhengzha,zheishi,yourenguolai,qishoubajiaojiangtataidaolemacheshang。

zhihou,tingdeyisheng“jia”,machehuanhuanqidong。

lushang,kanzheshuangmujinbi,manlianxuewudefengweiran,fengqingyanrenbuzhuxiang,zheiyangyigeshazi,pingshenmegentaqiangsanhuangzi?

ruoshitasile,tashibushijiunengquerdaizhile?

xiangdaozheili,fengqingyanguishishenchadetaiqishou,jiangpazimengdaolefengweiranlianshang……

fengqingyanjiangjinpagaizaifengweirandelianse,zhengzhunbeixiasishou。

liansecanbai,tangzaineibanshangmeifanyingdefengweiranmengdizhengkaiyan,yibazhuazhulefengqingyandewanzi,lishengdao:“nixiangshawo?”

neishuangyanjingheibaifenmingqueshanzhelengguang,hedefengqingyanyiduosuo。

“jiejie,niwuhuile,woshikannietoushuaipole,xuedouliudaolianshang,xiangtinicaca。”

tajuedeshouwandoubeirenniesuile,tengdezhicumei,xinliananxinjing。

zheirenzenmeshuaileshuai,youdianbuyiyangle?

shuowan,teyiqiangdiaodao,“nishiwodejiejie,wozenmehuishanini?”

“是么?”

fengweiranzuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao。

muguangxilidezaifengqingyanlianshangsaoguo,meicuoguotayanzhongdeshanduohehuangluan。

bijinta,shengyindouranlengleliangfen,“jinguanfangmaguolai,wodaoyaokankan,sidejiujingshishei?”

tazhourankaojinshi,sanfachudeyapogan,rangfengqingyanzhengkexindoutileqilai。

yanqianzheigeren,haishitarenshidefengweiranma?

ta,tazenmehaoxiangturanbushale?