神武二十七年八月。
夜王府大厨房
shijihaorenjingranyouxude，gezimangzhegezideshoulidegongzuo，tamenmangwanzaoshanhou，jiukaishizhunbeiwushan。
zaizuijiaoluolideyigezaotaiqian，yigeshuzheshuangyajidedayanjingxiaoyahuan，zhengjingshenhuanghudewangzaolitianpichai。
yilianmangrandexiaoyahuan，cishixiangbazijidiuzaishuigangli，rangzijiqingxingyidian，huozheshizuanjinzaolirangshiqingzhonglaiyici。
zijijiushiyishizuichanpashangzaoshuzhaizaozichi，zenmejiucongshushangshuaixialaile，erqiezheiyishuai，jiucong2022nianshuaidaogudailaile？
nandaoxianzaidechuanyuedouzheimecaolvma？butuomengjigeyujingshadema？bujigekongjianchoubeiwuzishadema？
zaibujijigeyinengshade，jigemuxiyineng，nengcuishengshijianwanwu，jiangzhende，zijiyidiandoubutiaotide。
kexianshini？zijichuleyouxiaoyahuandejiyiwai，zhidaozijijiaoqiutong，jinnianshisui，shiyewangfudejiashengzi，nianqiantadieqiushengweilejiuluoshuideshizi，erfashaobazijishaosile，taniangyishijianjieshoubulezheigecankudeshishi，zaiyigehandongdeyewanyegenzhetadiequle，zhiliuxiatayigerengulinglingzaizheishishang。
qiutongxiangxiangzijizheikeliandechuanyueren，zhenshiyukuwulei，tiandaobabadoumeijipipeirenhezhuangbei，zijijiuxiangneigeyishensuyichuxianzaixinshoucunyiyang。zhuangbeikaozijida，datuikaozijibao，jiyuankaozijixun……
“limama，laowangyeyouhua，rangdachufangsuoyouren，doufangxiashoulidehuoji，quqianyuantinghouchaqian。”
yigeshiwuliusuidexiaosi，qichuanyuyudeduizhezhengzaiaorencantangdelimamadao。
“hao，zanmenzheijiuguoqu。”
limamabazaolidehuoyaxiao:“bahuodouyazhu，suoyourenganjinquqianyuan，douxiaoxindian，biedashengxuanhua，yaoshiraolenaweizhuzideqingjing，kebieguaimamabalenimendepi。”
limamadehuayingangluo，dachufangliderendoufangxiashoulidehuoji，ditoujibuwangqianyuanzouqu。
“qiutong，nigenzhedongmeizou，xiaoxinbiezoudiule。”
limamakanleyiyanmihudeqiutong，yuqibuyouderouhelehenduo。
ai！keliandehaizi，zhenbuzhidaoshenmeshihounenghao，zicongtadieniangzouleyihou，zheihaizijiuyouxiedaisha。ruguobushilaowangyenianzhetadiejiuzhuerwangdeqing，zaojiurangrenbatafamaile，bijingmeiyounagefushanghuiyangyigeshazi。
haimeicongchuanyuecijizhongqingxingguolaideqiutong，jiumimihuhudebeidongmeilazoule。
chuledachufanghou，ciyandeguangmangrangqiutongganjuedaoyizhentengtong，feichangzhenshidetonggan，ng，zijibushizaizuomeng，ershizhendebeitiandaobabadiugudailaile。
pangbiandedongmeikanzherucidemihudeqiutong，henshidanyoudetanlekouqi，ruguozijitingdaodeshiqingshizhende，qiutongkezenmeban？fulinagezhuzihuiliuxiayigeshazizuoyahuan？
tingdaotanxideqiutong，taiqitouduizhedongmeiciyayixiao，ai！zheirangyuanbenjiudanyoudedongmeigengyouchoule。
zijibiaoxiandebuduijingma？yuanzhuqiutongpingchangbujiuzheimexiaoma？
qiutonghenshihuaiyi，zijidejiyishibushichulecuo，wanquanbuzhidaodongmeidedanyou。
dongmeilazheyuntouzhuanxiangqiutong，zhongyulaidaoqianyuan，tamenerrenjibuzoudaodachufangzhanpaidedifang，yuanbenliangrenjinladeshouyesongkaile。qiutongzuodongmeiyoubingpaiditouzhanhao，denghoulaowangyehegeweizhuzimen。
“xuanzegenzheshiziqubeidide，jiuzhandaozuobianlai，xuanzeliuzaiwangfudezhandaoyoubian。”
dangqiutongdeshuangjiaodouzhanmale，zhenggerenbeiyanredetaiyangshaidegengmihudeshihou，fulidedaguanjiayelinzhanzaidajiaqiantougaoshengshuodao。
beidiyitingjiushihuangwurenyanzhidi，shazidouzhidaokendingyaoxuanzeliuzaiwangfu，qiutongdongzuoruruoxingyunliushuibandesihua，haobuyouyudewangyoudadadekualeyidabu，henpabierenkanbuchulaitazhandaoyoubianyiyang。
laowangye:zheixiaoyahuanyouyanguang，bucuo，bucuozhidaosheishizhenzhengdezhuzi。
daguanjia:zheixiaoyatoushibushihu？jiuzheixiaoshenbanhaigangenzhequbeidi，zheifendanlianghetaneisiqudedieyouyipin。
zhongren:shazijiushishazi，fangzhefuwobuzhu，pianpianpaoquzhucaowo。
jiuzaiqiutonganziqiexideshihou，doumeizhuyidaodongmeihelimamaneizhangshengwukeliandebiaoqing，haiyoudongmeixiangyaolazhutadezuoshou:wanle，jiuyibameilazhu，qiutongzenmejiuxuanzegenzheshiziqubeidini？
sheibuzhidaobeidiyinian，youchabuduobanniandeshijianshidongtian，qihoufeichanghanleng，tiaojianyeshiyichangdejianku，meiniandouhenduorendongsi，esi。
erqiezheilijulibeidiyoujiqianlidi，jiuzheishahaizidexiaoshenban，nengbunengaodaobeididoushiweizhishuni？
zheiqiutongdangzhezhongweizhuzidemian，xuanzegenzheshizizou，lianhuizhuandeyudidoumeiyoule。
唉！
唉！
laizidongmeihelimamadewushengdetanxi。
limamaweiqiutongtanxideshihou，qiutonghaifeichangnamenni？zheiliangrenshibushisha？zenmenenggenzheshiziqubeidi，liuzaiwangfuchidabaimianmantoubuxiangma？ganmafeiyaoqubeidizhaozuishou？
haiyouzheixierendekanzijideyanguang，zenmejiuxiangkanshaziside？
nandaoliuzaiwangfubuduima？nandaofeiyaoqushenmebeidiqushoukushounancaiduima？
qiutongshenshenhuaiyizheixierendezhishanglai，yetongqingqizheixierenlai。
buguotahenkuaijiufanyingguolaile，buhuishizijixiangdeneiyangba？
不会吧？
不会吧？
nabideshiyoushou，erzijiganggangshi……laigeleibawopisisuanle，chuanyuejiuchuanyueba！ganmabazijizuoyoubufenzheijueshajinengyedailai，nanguaidajiadouxiangkanshazisidekanziji，zijikebujiushineigedashazi。
tiandaoqinbaba，zaijiyicixuanzedejihuikebukeyi？
haiyouneigefeitoudaerdedaguanjia，wohuiyongwoyushengsuoyoudeshiguanglaizuzhouni，shangcesuobudaizhi，maifangbianmianbudaidiaoliaobao，maiyingyangkuaixianyongyuandoushixiexiehuigu。
budui，zheilishigudai，zijidezheixiezuzhouduitabuqizuoyong……wuwu，zijihaonana！
wanededaguanjia，nandaonishuoxuanzeshizidezhanzaizuobian，xuanzeliuxiadeyuandibudongbuhaoma？ganmafeiyaoduociyiju，pianpianyaozhanyoubian？
zuoyoubufendewo，beinikengdexisuixisuide，diudishangdoujianbuqilaideneizhong。