第1章 别闹!爷给你洗澡

“heihei,zhangdehenbucuoba,zheizhonghuoselaolaiwoyeshidiyicijian?”

“值五十两。”

yunqueerganjuezijibeirenxianghuowuyiyangfanlaifuqudidaliang,ranhouyibakangzaijianbangshang,xiangsiwuyiyangzailushangdianbo。

“yehuawushiliangmaileni,nijiushiyederen,ganyouqitaxinsi,jiubanidiuchuquweilang。”

dichendenanshengyinchenchendiweixie。

yunqueerjiannandizhengkaiyanpi,xiangkankannagewangbadanyoudanzizaitamianqianshuozheizhonghua,jiukandaoyizhangtasidoubuhuiwangjidelian,qidiwangtalianshangnao。

yaobushita!tazenmehuisi!

yunqueershikaiwuguande,yishenjianghuqi,zhengyiganbaopeng,moshiyemeinenggaibianta。

luyubeijigesangshiweizhudeyiyanyanyixidenanren,dangjibadaoxiangzhu!

tayoujingshenkongzhiyineng,duifuzheijigesangshimeiwenti。wanwanmeixiangdao,huiyousangshibianyizhechuxian。

yunqueertaobudiao,yimingwuhu。

siqiankanqingchuzhishengyikouqidenanrendelian,gentakangzhedenanrenyimoyiyang!

nanrenyibajiangtadeshouzuanzhu,fanjiankouzaishenhou,yandoumeitai,“bienao,yebuxihuanpolade。”

nixibuxihuanganwopishi!

yunqueertouhunnaozhangzhongchajuedaobuduijing,tabushibeibianyizhepaisilema?

haiyouzheiruanmianmiandexiaogeboxiaotuishizenmehuishi?

tayinyiweiaodegongertoujini?beigouchilema?

云雀儿风中凌乱。

nanrenyiweitatinghuale,manyidibarenkanghuijia,diudaozaozhunbeihaodereshuili。

yunqueerchadianbeiyansi,benjiuhunzhuodenaodaizheimeyipao,jianzhiyaozhakai,duoleyixiemomingqimiaodejiyi。

guseguxiang,tingtailouge,yizhangzhangmoshengdelian,haiyouwanwan。

绾绾是谁?

yunqueershitujiangyiduizaluanwuzhangdedongxishuaichuqu,jiukandaojifuchongjilideyimu!

nanrengujitaire,huozhexianqitataizheteng,zhijietuodiaoleshangyi。

jinghandeshangbanshen,bakuaifuji,xiantiaofenming!

yaoshenyeshisongkuazhe,luchujianzhitai……taineigele。

yunqueerchenjinzaifujimeiseli,zheinanren,shencaihaohaoa!

shixianruoyouruowupiaozhe,yuekanyueyouneiweier,sihuhaikandaoleneiwanyierdedaxiao……zaole,yaozhangzhenyan。

tagangxiangwuyanjing,jiujiannanrendunxialai,jianyunqueershahuhude,nongmeizhouqi,tagaibuhuiwanglezenmexizaoba?jiujieyifan,suijizhunbeibangmangtuodiaotadewaiyi。

yunqueerdajingshise,pinminghanwei,takehaishigehuanghuadaguinva。

“sinanren!nizuoshenme!”

嘶——

tadewaiyiyintademanjingersikai,nanrengangyijunqiaodelianshangduolegeshouzhangyin。

tayibazhangdazaiyunqueerdeliangbanershang,bunaifandishuo:“zenmeyounaole,ninongdeneimezang,buxixiyezenmegennishui。”

yunqueerqijigongxin,chadianmeituxue,“sheiyaogennishuile。”

nanrenjiangtaqianzhizhu,sanliangxiabalaxiatadeyifu。

yunqueerzhishengyigefenseneichenle,taxianzaiwanquannengquedingzheijushentibushitade,kelinghunshitadea!

duiyigenanrentanranxiangjian,tahaimeineigelianpi!

keshitadeshuangjiaobeinanrenyazaixiamian,shouyebeiwozhe,dongdanbude。

nvrendepifurouhuabaixidegenxueyiyang,buzhidaoshaoweiyongdianerlihuibuhuisui。

lishuhuaturanjiandaonvrenshenti,suirankanqilaimianwubiaoqing,dashouyehaobulianxiangxiyudichexiatazuihouyidaopingzhang,kezhendongqishoulai,lianhongle。

tashoujingbuyoudejiuqingle,dancuodaoshoubeishangyichu,qishuangsaixuedejifushangjiuchuxianleyidaodaohonghen,kandaozheili,tazhijuedeliangengshishaodelihai,xinzhongzhiniantao:zhishixizaozhishixizao。

“yehuaqianmailenidangxifu,nibujinyaogenyeshui,haiyaojiyeshenghaizi。”

“我去你娘的。”

yunqueernumayiju,yishiliti,chaonanrendenaodaishequ,zaiyaojinqudeshihou,quexiangzhuangdaoyidaojianyingdepingzhang。

wengdeyisheng,yunqueerdunshiyanmaojinhua。

yiniutouyunleguoqu,laigeyanbujianweijing。

lishuhuahaowuchajuegangcaifashengleshenme,paipainvrendelian,dizhouyisheng,nvrenzenmezheimejiaoruo,xigezaodounengyun。

yunqueeryaoshitingdao,kendingyaotuyikoulaoxue,zaiyunyibian。