buguoxiayimiaotajiuziwoanweileqilai:“buhuide,bukenengshitade!”
yaozhidao,qiaozhentianpingshizaibanlijiushineizhongyishengbuhangdelaoshiren,pingshichulexuexizhiwai,haishenjiansanfen**,pinmingdagongzhengqian,jiusuanshibeirenqifuleyeshiyixiaoerguo,gengguanjiandeshi,qiaozhentianshiyigeqiongbia,quanbansheibuzhidao,tashipingjiexuexiaodedaikuanshangxuede?
zheiyichedebiyunyao,jiusuanshianzhaoyiheshikuaiqianlaisuan,zheidoudeshidajiwana,zenmekenengshiqiaozhentianmaide?
zheigeshihou,tashenbiandezhangxiaoyuyeshicongbiyunyao“hai”lizuanlechulai,liansenankandedao:“zheishinaernonglaizheimeduodebiyunyaoa,zheishitamenchangjiadeyunshuchechuguzhangleba?”
tingtazheimeyishuo,yuanjiedunshifangxiaxinlai,xiangxiangyeshi,qiaozhentianzenmeyouqianhuiganzheixieshier?
“kuai,xiaoyu,ganjinchuanyifu!”
yuanjielvxianfanyingleguolai,taxianzaihezhangxiaoyuhaishichitiaotiaodebeibiyunyaojiyanmeile,gangcaikachezhuangtalefangzidedongjingkeshibuxiao,zheiyaoshibeirenkandaotamenguangliuliudeshenzi,neihaibudebeirenjixiaohuasi?
tingdaozheihua,zhangxiaoyuyeshiliandantonghong,lianmangjiangyifutaozaileshenshang。
buguotadedongzuoxianranshichileyidian,jiuzaitacaigangtaohaokuzideshihou,jiuyoutingdaodongjingdezhouweijuminmenfenfenzouchuwuzi,yiyanjiukandaoleduijirushandebiyunyaoshang,haizuozheyigeluzhedazhangtuiheshangbangeshenzidemeinv,yigegeyanjingdouzhile。
“kan**a,doujilaozigunhuiqu!”
yuanjiedeqibudayichulai,tahaimeiyouwanergouzhangxiaoyuni,xianzaidaohao,zhangxiaoyudoukuaibeirenmenjikanguangle!
buguohaozaiyuanjiezhangdeyilianhengrou,waijiashencaikuiwu,taxionghendexiangzhouweiyidengyan,pangrenhaizhenshiyoudianfanchu,sheiyebuganquzhudongzhaoreyuanjie,lianmangniutousuolehuiqu。
yuanjiesanxiawuchuerbangzhezhangxiaoyuchuanhaoleyifu,yilianyinyudekanzhechuzuwudecanzhuang,wuneidedishangquandouduijizhemanmandebiyunyao,zaijiashanghaibeizhuanghuaileyimianqiang,fangjiandouchenglelutiandekaifangfangzile,zheihaizhugemao!
benlaihaixiangzhejintianshangwunengzaizheigechuzuwulihezhangxiaoyuganyigeshangwu,bazijizhaganni,xianzaifangzibanduqiangdoumeile,zailehexiaqu,laozijiushijibierenxianchangzhibole!
taiyanqukan,neiliangzhuanghuailetamenchuzuwudedakacheyijingjuechenerqu,yebuzhidaoneikachesijishibushitemedepilaojiashi,gangcaijiuchayidiandian,kachejiujiangtamendedachuangdoujizhuanghuaile!
“renmeishierjiuhao……”zhangxiaoyukanzheyuanjieyinchendelianse,lianmangkuanweidao,“zheigesijikendingshizuijia,yaomejiushipilaojiashi!zuijinzheixinwenyoubushao,zhuanghuailefangzi,tazheiyeshiqingxingleguolai,suoyijiupaolule……”
yuanjiedianlediantou,zhibuguoyikoueqigengzailehoulongli,xiangsayesabuchulai,zhinengmenshengdao:“zanmenzouba!”
“去哪儿?”
“qubanli!”yuanjiechongzherushandebiyunyaoshangtuleyikoutuomo,ehenhendedao,“qiaozhentianneigeshazizheimezhangshijiandoumeihuilai,kendingshitoutoupaole!temede,woyaozhaotaquchukoueqi!”
bijingqiaozhentianshiqiannanyou,tingdaoyuanjiedehuahou,zhangxiaoyudelianshangluchuleyidaobutaizirandeshense,buguohaishiqingqingdiantou,lazheyuanjiedeshou,manmanxiangwaizoulechuqu。
linxingqian,yuanjiesihuyouxiangqileshenme,suishounalelianghebiyunyao,zhenzhenyoucidao:“bunabaibuna,zanmenwanshangzhaogebinguanyong!”
“ng!”zhangxiaoyuxiuhonglelian,dizhetouheyuanjieyiqilikaile。
erzaizheigeshihou,qiaozhentianyijingcongmangpaohuilexuexiao,zhibuguotahaishilaichileyibu,quhuajiaoyinxingquleyiciqian,danwulebushaoshijian,xianzaiyijingshangkele,youzhe“miejueshitai”chenghaodeyingyulaoshijiangwenlizhanzaijiangtaishangjiangke。
“baogao!”qiaozhentiantizheheisedesuliaodai,qichuanyuyudezhanzaimenkouhanleyisheng。
jiangwenliliansebinglengdekanleyiyanmenkoudeqiaozhentian,meiyoulihui,youshizhuanguotoulai,jixujiangke。
qiaozhenmolemobizi,liudaozijizuoweishang。
huidaozuoweihou,qiaozhentiansuishoujiangzhuangzhebaiwanxianjindesuliaodaisaijinlechoutili,kanzheqianmianbuyuanchudezhangxiaoyuyuanjieliangrenqingqingwowodejiashi,chenmobuyu。
“hei,laoqiao,nizheishishaqingkuang?”tongzhuofangliangchuolechuotadegebo,“zenmezhangxiaoyuheyuanjietamenliang……”
“wo,wobeishuaile……”
qiaozhentiantanlekouqi,shensediluo。
suiranshuozijitiqianjiechulejinling,yongyoulefukediguodecaifu,danshihezhangxiaoyuzaiyiqiyeyouliangnianshijianle,zheiliangniandeshijianli,tabuzhidaoweizhangxiaoyufuchuleduoshao!
可是到头来呢?
pingrilineixiusedezhangxiaoyu,jingranfanglangxinghaideheyuanjiezaichuzuwuneisiyi**,yaobushiqiaozhentianqinyankandaozheiyimudehua,kongpatashuoshenmedoubuhuixiangxin,zhangxiaoyujuranhuishizheifuyangzi?
zheicaishinibenlaideyangzima?
fangliangheqiaozhentianshiyigesushedexiongdi,tingdaoqiaozhentianzheimeshuozhihou,dunshiyouxieqifendedao:“zuotiannimenbushihaizaiyiqidema?zenmezheicaiguoquyiwanshangshijian,zhangxiaoyujiuheyuanjiezheimeqinredezuozaiyiqile?”
zheijiusuanqinrele?neishinihaimeiyoukandaotazaichuangshangshihoudeyangzi!
zheijuhuaqiaozhentianmeiyoushuochukou,tazhongzhongdetanlekouqi:“xiongdi,bieshuole,jintianwanshangpeiwohejiuba!”
fangliangpailepaiqiaozhentiandejianbang:“haonanerhehuanwuqi!jintianwanshang,wopeiniyizuifangxiu!”
miejueshitaijixuzaijiangtaishangjiangqileke,qiaozhentianlianshubendoumeiyoudai,baiwuliaolaidepazailezhuoshang。
“老公!”
buzhidaoguoquleduojiu,banlituranxiangqilezhangxiaoyujiaodidideshengyin,qiaozhentianyixiataiqiletou,kandaolezhangxiaoyuzhengzaichongzhezijitiantianxiaozhe,xiayishidebianshihuidao:“laopo,zanmenzouba……”
“哈哈!”
banlituranxiangqileyizhenhongtangdaxiao,dengqiaozhentianhuiguoshenlaideshihou,caikandaozhangxiaoyumuguangwenroudekanzheyuanjie。
原来自己睡着了!
qiaozhentiancalecazuibiandekoushui,shenseanran。
yingwenkezaojiuyijingjieshu,miejueshitaiyebujianlezongying,bushaoxueshengzhengzaishoushizhezijidekebenzhunbeilikai,zaikandaozheiyimudeshihou,quandoudunxialejiaobu,manlianchaofengdekanzheqiaozhentian。
yuanjielengxiaozhelaidaoleqiaozhentiandemianqian,qingqingqiaoleqiaoqiaozhentiandezhuozi:“qiaozhentian,nijintiantingchangkuangdea!laozirangnimaideyaoni?nimaidaonaerqule?”
zhangxiaoyuxianranmeiyouxiangdaoyuanjiedangzhebanlizheimeduorendemianershuozheigeshiqing,lianmangliansetonghongdelalelayuanjiedeyixiu。
qiaozhentianmuguangbeiaidekanzheta,zhangxiaoyuazhangxiaoyu,weileqian,nilianzheigerutongxingxingyiyangdenanrendounengrenshoule?
“nikanshenmekanni!zhangxiaoyuxianzaishilaozidenvren,tingdaomeiyou!”yuanjiefennudepaizhezhuozi,dangzaileqiaozhentiandemianqian,zhizhetadebizimadao,“wogaosuni,jintianwanshanggunhuinidesushezhuqu,wanshangzhangxiaoyuyaohewoshuiyiqi!”
“哇!”
“不是吧!?”
zhouweidexueshengmendunshimanlianzhenjingdekanzheyuanjie,muguanglichongmanlejiduhexianmu,yaozhidao,zuotianqiaozhentianhaihezhangxiaoyuzaiyiqini,zheicaiguoleyigewanshang,yuanjiejiuchedibazhangxiaoyunaxiale?
shenzhi,tamenjingranhaiyaozhuzaiyiqile!
qiaozhentianshenxileyikouqi,quantouweiweiyouxiezhandou,henbudexianzaijiubayuanjiechuichenggezhutou。
buguoxiayimiaotayouxiangqilezhangxiaoyuduizijichaofengdeneixiehua,zichaodexiaolexiao:“wozhidaole。”
“heng,jiuzheimedianchuxi,yebuzhidaodangchuxiaoyukanshangnishenmele!qiongbi!”yuanjieyiweiqiaozhentianfuruanle,dunshilengxiaodao。
“laogong,zanmenzouba!”
zhangxiaoyulazheyuanjiedeshou,sajiaodao:“biehezheiyangdeyigeqiongbishuohuale,huailezanmendexinqing!”
穷逼!
zheilianggezidazaileqiaozhentiandexinli,rangtafenwainanshou。
“xiaoyu,nijiuzheimexihuanqianma?weileqian,shenzhihezheigeyuanrenzaiyiqi!?”qiaozhentiandingzhezhangxiaoyudao。
liangniandeganqingbushishuoduanjiuduan,qiaozhentianhaixiangzaijitayigejihui。
“madenishuoshenmeni!”
yuanjiezaitingdaoqiaozhentianhanchulezijidechuohao,dunshiyourubeicaileweibademao,yixiatiaoleqilai。
zheigechuohaoyijingduonianmeirenganhanle,shenzhidangchujizijiqizheigechuohaodexiaozi,zaojiuyijingbeiyuanjieshoushidetuilexue,xianzaitingdaoqiaozhentianyouyicihanchukoudeshihou,tademuguangyixiabinglengqilai。
zhangxiaoyuzeshilenglengdekanzheqiaozhentian:“qiaozhentian!wozaochendeshihoujiuhenishuodeqingqingchuchu,nijiushiyigeyiwusuoyoudeqiongbi!wohenizaiyiqiliangnianle,nijiwomaileshenme?yinerhuan,yinxianglian,yinshouzhuo……quanshiyinde!nijialishimaiyinzidehaishizenmezhe?”
tadehuarelailehongtangdaxiao,zhongduoxueshengmenquandouchaofengdekanxiangleqiaozhentian。
yourenyijingpobujidaidehanchulehualai:“neishiyinweiyinzibianyia!zhangnvshen,wojinimaijinzi,nigenwoba!”
zhangxiaoyudelianshangfuxianchuleyidaoqingxiao,aorandao:“wolaogongyuanjie,tajiwomaizuan!zuanshixianglian,zuanshijiezhi!qiaozhentian,ninengmaideqima?bieshuoshini,jiushibanlidetongxuemen,youyoujigenengmaideqide?”
zhongrenquandouyakouwuyan,zuanshia!
yikelaputongzuanshijiezhidouyaohaojiwanni,dajiahaidoushixuesheng,sheinengmaideqia!
kongpayejiuyuanjiezheiyangdetuhaocainengnadechulaiba?
kanzhezhouweirenyanxiandemuguang,yuanjietingletingxiongtang,xiaoyingyingdao:“suiranbibushangqianduanshijianshanglexinwende‘guangmingzhishan’,danshiwojixiaoyukanshangdezuanshijiezhi,yeyaobawanduokuai!”
八万多块啊!
tingdaozheigerangrenzashedeshuzi,zhongrenyoushirenbuzhuyizhenyanhong。
erzhangxiaoyuzeshideyidekaozaileyuanjiedehuaizhong,yilianchongbaidikanzheyuanjie。
zheigenanrenkenjizijihuabawanduomaizuanjieni,yihouzijiyaoshijiajinyuanjiadehua,neihaorizigengshixiangshoubuwan!
qiaozhentianhuanhuanyaotou,bawanduokuaidelianjiazuanjiejiubatahongdetuantuanzhuan。
qianduanshijian,xianggangsufubipaimaixingchuxianleyikuaishuodadechuntianranzuanshi,beiyimingshenmifuhaoyi5yidejiagenaxia,neimeizuanshizuizhongbeidazaochengleyimeizuanjie,yinqilequanqiunvrendezhumu!
ruguozhangxiaoyuyaoshizhidao,neimeimingjiao“guangmingzhishan”dezuanjiebeitafuqinsongjilemuqin,yihougengshiyaosongjiqiaozhentiandexifuhou,tahuizuoheganxiang?
zhangxiaoyuzheigechunnvren,weilebawanduokuaidebianyizuanjie,jingranlianzijiqingbaideshenzidounengsongchuqu,neiyaoshizhidaojiajizijinengyongyouguangmingzhishandehua,tahuibuhuichedixianrufengkuang?
“bawankuaidepozuanjie,buzhiyiti。”qiaozhentianlengxiao,zaitakanlai,yigewuyiyigebawan,jianzhijiushiyunnizhibie。
“zeze,nijiusuanba,bawankuaibuzhiyiti?yigelianxuefeidoujiaobushangdeqiongbijingranhaoyisishuozheihua!”yuanjiedeyidao。
“qiaozhentian,nibujiushijianbudewohaoma?”zhangxiaoyushenqingjuao,fuhedao,“dengwolaogongjiwodezuanjiedaohuolewoduojinichouliangyanjiushile。”
“bijingzheikenengshinizheibeizilizuanjiezuijindejulile!”
“daoshihounikebieguizaidishangkuzheqiuwojiniduokanliangyan!”
zhangxiaoyuxinzhongdeyi,fangfoyijingbaneibawankuaidezuanjiedaidaoshoushangleyiban,shijishang,yuanjiezhishishuoshuoeryi,tajiashiyoudianxiaoqian,duitayebijiaozongrong。
danzheigezongrongxianranbubaokuosongnvrenzuanjiezheiyixiang,jiushizhiqianjimengfengcaidejiuba,suirankanqilaifengguang,danyeshicheletouzidehuangcaicongjialinadaoqian。
qiaozhentianhuanhuantuchuyikouqi,zizhengqiangyuandao。
“jiupadaoshihouguizaidishangkuzheqiuwoderenshini!”