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简直太可笑了!

tamenbujinbawodangxiazi,haibawodangshazima?

worenbuzhuxiaochushenglai,yanleiyouxiangjuedidehongshuibanyongchu。

houlaiyanglinghailuluxuxujiwofalejitiaoyuyin,dazhideyisijiushiquanwolikai,jitatengweizhi,haojitaduzilidehaizishanghukou。

tayiyouweijindeyangzi,haifalejiduanshipinjiwo,shuowoyaobushixiale,jiunenghenzhiguandekanqingshenyiniandexinlijiujingaizheshei。

tongguohou,woyemianyile,zhijiedianlebofang。

shipinshiqianbujiupaide,didianshizaiyiyuan,shishenyinianyidazaojiupeizheyanglingqulefuchanke。

tamenpaidaolediyigejinqukaijianchadan,yanxuezhaobchaohou,quedingleyanglinggongneiyun,yijinghuailelianggeduoyue。

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“baobao,woshinibaba,baobao,nitingdejianma?baobaoniyaoguaiguaidezhangda,babaaini。”

yanglingyejiaochendexiaozhe,wenroudituikaishenyiniandenaodai。

“bienao,baobaodouhaimeigexingni,nalinengtingjiannishuohua?”

shenyinianliezhezuixiao,weirenfudexiyuecongshenshangmeiyigedifangmaochulai,doutouzhenongnongdefuai。

buzhidaowohetadeneigehaizi,tashifouzheiyangyongxinguo?

yanglingjianshenyinianzhengkaixin,jiuguyishitanqita。

“guobuleduojiu,baobaojiuyaochushengle,chenxineibiandeshi,nizenmeshuo?”

yitiqiwodemingzi,shenyinianjiulenglelian。

suihoushipinjiujieshule,woyebuzhidaoshenyinianshuoleshenme,yanglingdexinxiyemeiyouzaifaguolaile。

wokantamenyijiasankouyequeshixingfu,jiubuxiangzaidangetamendeshijianle。

wolikejishenyiniandalegedianhua,hantahuilai,tadeyuqiyiranwenrou,haiduiwoyanzhenongnongaiyi。

meiduojiu,yanglingjiuqichongchongjiwofalaixinxiwenhouwo。

“chenxi,wozhidaonidoutingjianlewoshuodehua!wogaosuni,nizheiyicinengbashenyiniancongwoshenbianqiangzou,xiayicijiubukenengle!”

taqishixiongxiongdexiangwoxuanzhan,quebuzhiganhuilaideshenyinianhaizaibanlujiwomaileretengtengdezaodian。

wozhenpeifuta,kanchengyijuedeshijianguanlidashi。

woduitashenmidao:“yinian,wojiaonihuilaishiwangjilesongliwujini,womenbushiyuehao,meiyiniandousongbiciyifenliwuma?”

“wochadiandoujiwangle!chenxi,nijiwozhunbeileshenmehaoliwu?”

woxiaolexiaomeishuohua,zhilezhishafashangdeliwu。

tayouxiejipodeyangzi,dangchangjiuxiangchaikaiyingfuleshi,quebeiwolanzhule。

“yinian,zheiliwunisantianhouzaichaihaoma?zheishiwojinidejingxi。”

shenyinianyemeilexingqu,shunshoufangzailechajishang。

“hao,wotingnide,santianhouzaichai。”

tayiweiwohaimeiyoufuming,jiuzuozaiwomianqianhaobubihuidejiyanglingfaxinxi,beiwokanlegeyiqingerchu。

yanglingsazhejiao,shuoduzibushufu,feiyaoshenyinianguoquyitang。

shenyinianmeilebanfa,youkaishizhaojiekou。

“chenxi,gongsideshierhaimeijiejue,wozaiguoqukankan,huilaizaipeini!”

wodiandiantou,musongzhetalikai,xinzhongyutachedigaobie。

houlai,tasantiandoumeihuilai,yizhizaipeizheyangling,haiduiwohuangchengjiaban。

woyebuxiangzaijixutingtadehuangyanle,womeiyoudaizourenhedongxi,lianshoujidouliuxiale,yongwomajiwodexinshenfenfeixiangleguowai。

taolilezheigerangwokuaiyaozhixidejia。

feijizaizhebiantilinshangdewo。

feililezheigerangwoxingfuyoubeishangdechengshi。