第1章

shangbeiziwozuzhizhinvjiajizhanan。

zhinvzhijienaoxiuchengnu,zuoyipanfulandeshengahaixianjiwohelaogongchi。

wohelaogongshiwuzhongduersi,zhinvjichengwomendequanbucaichan。

tanazhewodeqianguodexiaosa,wohelaogongquebeisuiyidemaizaixiaoshanposhang,liangemubeidoumeiyou。

zhonglaiyishi,worangniquzhuiqiuaiqing。

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zheibushinizijifeiyaojiaguoqudema?

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tashuo「gugu,nidoubuzhidaozhouhongduiwoyouduohao,tazhendehenaiwo,nijiurangwojiajitaba!」

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wodiaozhenghaoqingxu,yinzanghaosuoyoukunhuo,zhijiedaduanta「keyia,nixiangshenmeshihoujiadoukeyi。」

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woxinlifengci,tananpengyouyigegongxinjieji,bieshushizude,yifushizude,bazijibaozhuangchengyigefuerdai,bazhinvpiandetuantuanzhuan。

woshangbeizijiugaosuzhinvle,tabuxin,feishuowozuzhitazhuiqiuaiqing,wuxiantaxihuanderen。

zheibeizi,woyebudasuangaosutale,jiurangtaquzhuiqiutadeaiqing。

wowenta「neininanpengyouzhunbeijiduoshaocailiqian?」

taxianglexiangshuo「zhouhongshuotamenjigeliangwanyisiyixia,fanzhengtamenjiayouqian,zheixieqianyihoudoushiwohetade。」

「gugu,wojuedeyoudaoli,fanzhengzheixieqianyihoudoudejiwo,hebijilaijiqu,yisiyixiajiukeyile。」

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真把我当冤大头了!

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zhinvshengqile「gugu,nizenmenengneimexiaoqi?womenjiayoubuquezheijibaiwan,doujiwodangjiazhuangzenmele?nishibushiconglaimeibawodangzijihaizi,suoyigenbenbushedejiwoqian。」

womorandekanzheta,jiushiyinweibatadangqinnver,suoyishangyibeizicaihaobushefangdebeitahaisi。

jiushiyinweibatadangqinnver,zaitabeizhananpiandetuantuanzhuanshi,jilidezuzhita,shengpatajiaguoquguodebuhao。

wowenta「neinijuedezhouhongduinizhongshima?taduinizhongshizhichuliangwancaili?」

「nidouzhidaojiazhuangjishaolenizaitamenjiataibuqitou,neizhouhongjiubuxiangxiangcailijizheiyidiannihuibuhuibeibierenkanbuqi?」

zhinvwuliqunao「neizenmenengyiyang,wojinishuoguoafanzhengwoyaojiaguoqude,neixieyihoubudoushiwode?nizaijijiaoshenme?」

tachaowofanlegebaiyanshuo「haibushishebudeneijibaiwan,youqianyouzenmeyang,renhaibushikoudeyaoming。」

wowuyishideniejinlequantou,suiranzhidaozhinvshizhizhanglianainao,danyerenbuzhubeiqidao。

zheijiushiwodehaozhinv,weileyigenanren,jiuzheiyangduiyangleta17niandegugu,

wojiushijitiaogouweichidetadouzhidaoyaoweiba,zhinvzuoweiyigerenquebuzhidaoganen。

wozhijiefanshoujilezhinvyibazhang「lumiao,niduleneimeduonianshududaogouduziliqule?sheijiaonizheiyangduigugushuohuade?」

woxianzaiqueshimeibatadanghaizi,xiaohua,sheihuibahaisizijiderendangqinren。

tayaorewobugaoxing,neibuhaoyisi,wozhijiejiudahuiqu,yaoduideqizijideruxian。

「a!!」zhinvwuzhetadelianjianjiao,zhangdayanjingdengzhewo。

「nipingshenmedawo,niyiweinishishei?jiaoniyishenggugujiniliandema?wojinggaoni,niyaozaizheiyang,wozhijiegenniduanjueguanxi,wokansheijiniliangyanglao。」

「niliangchoudongxishengbuchugehaizi,haibushizhinengyikaowo,buransiledoumeirenjinimenshoushi。」

wozhibuzhulengxiao,yaobushini,wonanengsineimezao,haiduokuinibangwoshoushi,diuzaixiaoshanposhangmaile,lianmubeidoumeiliyige。

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zhinvbukezhixindekanzhewo,bantianshuobuchuhua。

tahaiyiweiwoyaoxiangyiqianyiyanghongzheta,shunzheta。

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woweixiaodekanzhezhinv「wodengzhe,nixianzaikeyigunchuwojialema?」

tadenglewohaojiyan,qichongchongdetizhebaobaopaole,menshuaidezhentianxiang。

zhinvzouhou,wohuanhuantangzaishafashanghuiyi。

lumiaoshiwodezhinv,tadefumuzailumiaoxiaoshihoudechuhaibuyu,jieguozaihaishangchuxianleyiwai,zhiliuxialewusuidelumiao。

zuoweitazuiqindegugu,wolisuoyindangdefuyangleta。

shangyishizhinvyeshizheiyang,beizhouhongmidesiquhuolai,qiuzheworangwobatajiaguoqu。

ruguoduifangshigehaojiating,zhenduizhinvhao,neiwokendinghuantianxididejitachoubeijiazhuang。

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wohelaogonghaihengaoxing,haiyiweinverzhongyuxingwule,womenzhijiemanxinhuanxidechilemanmanyidapan。

womeixiangdaozheijuranshifulandehaixiantilechuhuaidebufenzuode,jinpaoleyiwanshanggenbenkanbuchulai。

chizheweidaoqueshiyoudianguai,danwoxiangzheshinverdiyicixiachu,weidaobuhaoyezhengchang。

ganggangchiwan,wohelaogongjiufutongnanren,quanshenmaohan,zuihouzhijiekoutubaimodaozaidishang。

lumiaojiuzuozaipangbianxiaoxixidekanzhewohelaogonglianggeren,tacanrendeshuo「jiaonimenzulanwo,zijizhaosi,huogai,haizhenbazijidangwobamale,nimenpeima?」

「yishenyuxingwei,meicihenimenchuquwodouxiandiuren,mingmingjialineimeyouqian,haiyitiandaowanlalilatade,huogaimeimingxiangshou。」

「fangxin,yihouzheixiedoushiqianhechanyedoushiwodele,wohuitinimenhaohaoxiangshoude。」

dengwohelaogongjinqiduochuqishaodeshihou,tacaimanyouyoudechileyidiandian,zhuangmozuoyangdedaozaidishang,tananpengyouzhouhongqiazhunshijianjinlai,dalejijiudianhua。

zhinvchideshao,qiangjiujishimeiyourenheweixian。

erwohelaogong,youyuchideduo,qieshiwuzhongdudanwulezuijiaqiangjiushiji,zaijiuhuchelaizhiqianjiuzhijiesiwangle。

zuoweiyigetushengtuzhangdehaibianren,chihaixianshiwuzhongduersijianzhishigexiaohua。

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shenzhizaiwomensihou,tachenglecaichanjichengdediyishunweiren,zhijiejichenglewomenjiadesuoyoucaichan,riziguodehenxiaoyao。

erwohelaogongzhijiebeisuiyidemaizaiyigexiaotuposhang,liangemubeidoumeiyou。

xiangdaoqianshidezheixie,wojiuqidexinzangteng,duiyuzhinv,congxiaodaodawomendoubatadangqinshenghaiziyang,chihewanlewuyibushizuihaode。

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wanshangwoshoushihaotang**shouji,turanshuadaoyigetongchengtuisongdetiezi。

tiezidebiaotishi《yougejipingugushishenmetiyan》

haoqixinqushiwodianjinqukanlekan。

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zilixingjiandounengganshoudaobozhuduitamadebuxi。

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kanzhezheizhuangzhuangjianjianwuyibuduiyingzhewohezhinv,kanzhetabawohelaogongshuodeneimenankan。

woxianzaizhendehenhouhui,meirangtatiyanyixiazhenzhengbeiweishenghuodeshizenmeyangde。

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woyoufanshoubazheigetiezifazaidajiazuqunli,wojiazhouweiquanshiqinqi,dajiadouzaizheigequnli。

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qunlidajiadunshidouchulaiweiwodabaobuping。

「langxingoufeidedongxi,nikankantashuodedoushixieshenmehua?nidangchujiubuyinggailingyangta,rangtadanggeguer。」

「jiushi,kandewoqihuo,womenjiajiuconglaimeichuguozheiyangmeiliangxinderen,nimenliangkouzizheixienianduitalumiaozenmeyangdajiadoukanzaiyanli,zheihaizizhenmeiliangxin。」

zhurucileideyanlunyitiaojieyitiao。

lumiaoyebeiqunzhutichulequn。