我可能是你老公！？
这是什么鸟话？
yuqinglianmeimounudeng，jiaoquweizhan，yanqiandechouliumangzheimeduiziji，jingranhaiganhuyanluanyu？
tafenlizhengzha，xiangbaituoqitiandeshufu，quebuxiangzheirangqitianrenbuzhuyouduosuoleyixia。
zheiganjue，youdian**a！
只是场合不大对……
qitianlaoliantonghong，qianyidixiaodao：“neige，nengbunengbieluandong，zanmenxianshangquzaishuo？”
yuqingliandengshibengkuidixianghan，quejiananshangdebaobiaomudengkoudai，zhinengyinyaanyao：“fangkaiwo，nixianshangqu！”
“wo……wobuhuiyouyong……”qitianbuhaoyisidao。
“chouliumang，chounanren！”yuqinglianliansetieqing，zhideshuangshouhuashui，daizheqitianwangchibianyoudong。
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嗯，真得劲啊！
kexi，zheifenmeimiaodeganjuemeichixuduojiu，yuqinglianjiunushenghedao：“gunshangqu！”
“哎，好来！”
shenshoudazaichibian，qitianweiweiyongli，shenzijiuyuechushuimian，qingsongluodi。
tazhangchuyikouqi，manlianhuaixiaodishenchuyoushou，shuodao：“zhengshirenshiyixia，wojiaoqitian，nidelaogong！”
“gun！baobiao！jiwoshaleta！”yuqinglianzaiyerenbuzhu，shunjianbaonu。
qitianwuyu，kanlaizheigelaopodehaohao**yixia，zheimedapiqikebuxinga。
ng，zheishencai，zheiyangmao，tadaoshihenmanyi。
zhishidandanruci，zheifenhunyueyebuzhidelaodieburuzufenyeyaoqiulai。
qitianzixiyiqiaozheiniangmendemianxiang，huranjingdedaoxiyikouliangqi，shishengdao：“ezanghanyu，yanyuntaiyin，ni，nijingranshi……”
huahaiweishuowan，neisigebaobiaoyijingjinqian。
qitianxiayishidiyibazhuazhuyuqingliandeshou，weiweiyonglijiujiangqilaolechulai，bingyixunleibujiyanerzhishijiangzijideyifutuoxiaguozaitadeshenshang，shunshoulailegegongzhubao，sayazijiupao。
ng，zijidenvren，bierenliangejiaozhitoudoubunengkan！
“biedongshou！youhuahaohaoshuo！woshinijiadaxiaojiedelaogong！dalewomeinimenhaoguozichi！”qitianyibianpao，yibianhuitouhandao。
sigebaobiaomanlianmengbi，kusebuyi。
打你？
neiyedezhuadezhunicaixinga！
zheicaizhayandegongfu，niyajiupaochuqushijimile，zenmedaa？
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jiuzaizheishi，yidaoweiyandeshengyinchuanlai：“ganshenmeni？jifeigoutiaode！”
qitianniutouyiqiao，faxianshiyiweiweifafudezhongniannanren，meiyangenyuqinglianyoubafenxiangsi。
“a，shiyuefudarenma？woshilaiqiuhunde，wojiaoqitian！”
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“haohaohao！haonvxunizhongyulaile，kuaigenwolai。”
zhongnianrenxiaoyimanman，fangfomeiyoukandaoqinguinvneiwuzhuyouzhengningdeyanshen，yinweiqidaiyijiudeyidengshijiadatuizhongyulaile。
jinkuaiyuefuhenkeqi，danqitianyebunengtaifangsi，ganjinwanyaojiangyuqinglianfanglexialai。
yuqinglianshuangjiaoyiluodi，dunshinushenghedao：“nizheigechouliumang，woyaoshaleni。”
hualuo，tabianshuangshouluanzhua，rutongyizhibaonudemumao。
qitianzuijiaodaixiao，qingsongduobizhe，shuodao：“laopodarenyaoshayaogua，dengwanshangzaishuo。wozheidiyicijianlaozhangren，dexiangentaliao。”
tingdaozheihua，zaijiashangqitianneibuyaoliandemoyang，yuqinglianxiangsidexindouyoule。
dayoudabuzhe，mayoubuguanyong。
jiulianqindiedouzaipangbiankanrenao，tahainengzenmeban？
fennuyouwunaideyuqinglianduoleduojiao，zhuanshenlikaile。
qitianxiaohehedikanxiangyuzhenshan，shuodao：“yuefudaren，xiaoxulaidecangcu，haiweizhunbeijianmianli。zhiyugangcaigenqingliandenaoju，doushiyichangwuhui。”
“budajinbudajin，bunaobuxiangshima，zheishinimenlianggedeyuanfen。”yuzhenshanxiaohehedishuodao，yuekanqitianyuejuedexihuan。
fengyulianlangzhong，qitianconghuaizhongtaochuyongsuliaobujinguozhedehunshu，shuodao：“yuefudaren，shinianqiandehunyuemeixiangdaoninhaijide，zheishizhengshidehunshu。”
yuzhenshanjieguohunshufankanleyixia，diantoudao：“haoxianxu，yujiazaojiudengzhenilaile，zou，woxianzaidainiqujianlaoyezi。”
kanlai，qijiafashengdeshiqing，yujiahaibuzhidao……
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sisuojian，tayijinggenzheyuzhenshanlaidaoleketing。
suihou，qitianyouxieshayanle。
nima，zenmeshijikouren？
meigerenkanxiangtadeyanshengebuxiangtong，youjidongdetaohao，yeyouyinxiandeyane，haiyoushenshidehuaiyi。
“linzhouqijia，diziqitian？”
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zheibianshiyujiadezhangduoren，yulaoyezi。
qitiangonggongjingjingdishileyigedaojiabaoquanli，dao：“qitianbaijianlaoyezi，xiaoziweininbeileyifenboli，songninjiankangzhangshou。”
“呵呵，好！”
yulaoyezikanzheyibiaotangtangdeqitianhaisuanmanyi，buguo，gengrangtamanyideshiqitianshenhoudeqijia。
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shinianqian，shenweishizudeqijiajingranzhudongyaohetamenlianyin，yujiatianjiangfugui，zheishinian，tamenwushiwukebuzaidengzheqitiandedaolai。
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qitianzirankandechulailaoyezidexinsi。
只是……
takeshizaozaijinianqianjiubeiqijiaganchulemen，jiulianfuqindeyitidoubunengzangruzufen……
zheiyujiaruoshizhidaozijixianzaidejingkuang，haihuirucijidongma？
buguanle，haishixianqulepiaoliangxifuzaishuo！