第1章 丢人现眼(1570字)

“zheikezhenshidiurenxianyana!”

“jiushia,shangganzhejirenjia,renjiadoubuyao,haiyoulianzaizheilixunsimihuode!”

“wuwu,jiejie,dieniang!jiejie!”

erbianluanzaozao,toutongyulie,luwanningjiannandezhengkaiyanjing,naoguaziwengwengzuoxiang。

tazhijide,zijigenbamayiqichuquguojinianri,jieguobanlufeijishishi,quanjiatuanmie。

benyiwei,zheikongnanshibisiwuyi,quemeiyouxiangdao,tajingranxingguolaile?

“jiejie,nixingle!wuwu,hesiwole!”

yanqiandexiaonanhaikanjiantazhengkaiyan,chezhetadeshoubei,aoaodaku。

“jiejie,dieniangdoubuzaile,jiejiewomenmeiyoudieniangle。”

jiejie?dieniang?shenmea?

luwanningzhijuedemomingqimiaodehen,rouleroujihuyaozhaliedenaodai,kanxiangleyipang。

“爸妈?”

budui,bushibama,bamameizheimenianqing,yebudui,zheishibama,shinianqingshihoudebama。

gubushangxiangtaiduo,qiangchengzheshenzipaleguoqu:“baba,mama,nimenxingxinga,bama!”

“wanwan?”ludahualvxianxingleguolai,kanjianluwanningzhihou,yibabaozhuleta:“nimeishi,taihaole!”

“zhei……”ludahuayehenkuaijiufaxianlebuduijing。

zheishinali?zhouweideyiqiekanshangqudoubuxiangshiwenmingshehui,zheixierendeshenshangchuandepopolanlande,kanzhetamen,jiuxiangshikanzheshaziyiyang。

这到底是怎么回事?

henkuai,liyueyexingleguolai。

“dahua,wanwan,nimenmeishiba?”liyueganjinshangqian,jianchaleyixialuwanningdeshenti,quedingmeishidetongshi,sangerenyouquedingletamenquanjiayinweikongnanchuanyueguolaideshishi。

“dieniang,jiejie,nimenmeishiba!”xiaonanhaidabushangqian,pujinleliyuedehuaili:“wuwu,niangqin,hesilelele!”

这……

pingbaiwugudechuanyueguolaihaiduoleyigedaerzi?yixiazijiushixianlejiankuposudeshenghuohaiyouernvshuangquandefuqi?

“zhenshiyijiazitaozhaide!jiranxingle,jiujiwozhengqidian,huodouhuobuxiaqu,haixiangzhaosi!”

yigechuanzhelanlvheizheliandepopo,zhijiediuxialejigeheimianmantou,zhuanshenjiuzou。

这能吃吗?

sangerennikankanwo,wokankanni,sheiyemeiyoushenshouqunaneiheimianmantou。

danshixiaodidilele,kanjianneiheimianmantouzhihoushuangyanfangguang,jimangpaguoqu,jianleqilai,saijitamenyirenyige,zijipengzhe,dakoudakoudekenleqilai。

jianzhuang,sangerendouyouxiexinsuan。

zheimedadehaizi,ruoshizaixiandaideshihou,zhengyinggaishiquanjiachongzhedeshihou,zenmekenengweilezheimejigeheimianmantou,jidongchengzheigeyangzi。

“dieniang,jiejie,nimenzenmebuchia?”lelekenlejikouzhihou,haoqidekanzhetamen。

zheixia,tamenzaiyicijieshoulequanjiachuanyuedeshishi。

“fangxinba,buguanzainali,yijiarenzhengzhengqiqijiuhao。”ludahualvxiankaikou,duizhetamenxiaolexiao,suihoumomoluwanningdenaodai:“wanwan,nifangxinba,youbabazai,buhuirangnimenshoukude。”

“jiushi,youmamazai,dajiayidingbuhuieduzide!”liyueyegenzheshuoleyisheng。

luwanningdiandiantou:“youdieniangzai,wobupa。”

ruxiangsuisu,jirantamenlailezheili,jiuyaoshunyingzheili,bunengrangrenfaxiantamendebutongxunchang。

fouzezaizheiyangdefengjianshehui,tamenhuibeidangchengxiesui,yonghuoshaoside。

luwanningkanlekanzhouwei,lazhelelequleyipang,bazijishoulideheimantousaijileta:“lele,xianzaishishenqingkuanga?”

“jiejie,nidouwanglema?zanmencunzaolenan,zuzhangxianzaizhengdaizhezanmentaohuangni。”lelehenkuaijiuchiwanleyigeheimianmantou,shengxiade,tashebudechi,saijinlexiongqian。

yuanlaishizaitaohuanga,nanguaikanshangquzheimedeliaodao。

congxinglaikaishi,luwanningjiuyizhidoujuedezijidebozihaoteng,shenshouyimo,gengshi**lade,taweiweicumei:“wozenmehuishangdiaode?”

“jiejie,nilianzheigedoubujidelema?”lelebujiedekanzheta,lianseyouxieguaiyi,xiaoshengdishuodao:“nixiangjiajiligongzi,keshiligongzikanbushangni,haidangzhongxiuruni,niyigexiangbukai,jiushangdiaole。ranhoudieniangweilejiuni,yiqicongshushangshuaixialaile。”

什么玩意?

luwanningwanwanmeiyouxiangdaozijizheigeyuanzhudeshenfen,jingranrucidehansuan,shigegenzhedajiataonandenanminyejiusuanle,zenmehaimabuzhilianzhangni?

chidouchibubaole,jingranhaixiangzheyaojiarengaibianmingyun?

zheijiabuchenghaiyaoxunsimihuode?zheihelima?

“dieniang,woyoudianyumenle。”luwanningkaozailiyuehuaili:“zanmenbenlaiyesuanshizhongchanjiating,xianzaihaole,fandouchibushang,zhijiezuonanminle。”

“fangxinba,xianzaiyijiarenhehemeimeidezaiyiqi,yijinghenhaole,zaishuole,youwomenzai,zanmenyihoudoubuhuieduzide!”liyuexinxinmanmandeduizheluwanningxiaolexiao,muguangchujidaolelele,dishengshuodao:“zhishizheigehaizi……”