第1章 我的室友是个奇葩

jiuzaizuotianwofaxianleyigemimi,hewotongzhuyigesushedetangmijuranbeizhewogenwodelaogonggaodaoleyiqi。danshidangwozhidaozheijianshideshihoujiwodefanyingbushiyouduomedehenta,ershijuedetangmishiyigeqianguweiyoudeqipa.yinweiwodelaogongtashiyizhiqiannianjiangshi。shiqingdeqiyinhaiyaoconglianggeyueqiandejintianshuoqi。

ganghaoneiyitianshiwodeshengri,zaishengrideyanhuishangwoshoudaolexuduohaoyouhetongxuedezhufu。danshiweidurangwoqingyouduzhongdeshibanzhangxiangleisongwodeyizhiyuzhuo。qianlvsede,waiguanzaoxingmeiguan,dazaodeshougongyehenjingzhijiandaodediyiyanjiurangrenyouyizhongshuobuchudexihuan。kejiuzaidangtiandewanshangwozuoleyigeshifenkepademeng。

zijidaizhefengguanxiapeichuanzheyishenhongsedexifuzuozaiyizuolingtangdeqianmian。waimianchuizheyinfeng,huhudeshengyinjiurutongyishouleaiyuandenvrenzaihaojiao。chuidonglingtanglazhushangdezhuhuobutingdezuoyaoyoubai。

yikoutuleqideheimuguancaihengtangzailingtangdezhengzhongyang。guancaitoudachaobeideyifangxiezheyigedadadedianzi。

wojingkongdebiaoqingshentizaiweiweidechandong,turanpengdeyishengguancaidegaizibeirenconglimengdeyixiazituikaile,hedewomashangcongchuangshangzhanleqilai。zheishizhijianyishoucanbaideshoucongguancailishenlechulai,dazaileleguancaiyandeshangmian。yudaozheizhongqingkuangbennengdefanyingyinggaishisayazijiupao,danshijiuzaiwogangxiangbashentizhuanguoqudeshihouliangzhijiaojiuhaoxiangbeishenmedongxizhuazhuleyiyang。shiwoxiangdongyedongbule。

zheishijiujiancongguancailizouchuyigeshenzheguzhuangdebaiyinanzi。tawuguanqingxiu,mianxiangyingjun,danshiquemuguangdaizhi,haowuyisibiaoqing。zheishiwodeshentidoudeshigengjialihaile,turantaluchulecanbaideyachiduiwoxiaodao:“zenme,niangzi,nixiangpaoma,

“nibuyaohushuobadao,sheishininiangzi?”

“nijiranshoulewodeliwujiushiwodeniangzi,zheiyibeizidaosidoushiwode。”

tadehualingwojingle:“liwu,shenmeliwu?

zaiwoxinlizhengxiangdaozheideshihou,tayixiazipiaodaolewodeshenqian。jiangwoyibayongrutadehuaizhong。

tadeshentishibinglengde,erqiehaiyingbangbangde。jiwodediyifanyingjiurangwoxiangdaolejiangshi。

“ganshenme,fangkaiwo!”wopinmingdedahou,danshiqueyidianyongdedoumeiyou。

tayihuishen,bawojiaoxiaorouruandeshentiyazaileguancaideshangmian。

woxiangtuikaita,keshiqueyidianliqidoushibushang。

taneibinglengdezuichunhezhanhuhudeshetouzaiwodelianshanglailaihuihuideshangxiayouzou。

wopinmingdezhengtuo:“fangkaiwo,buyao,qiuqiunifangkaiwo。qiuqiunifangkaiwo。

xiaotian,xiaotian,nizenmele?”

woyiyuecongchuangshangzuoqi,zheishicaifaxiantianyijingliangle。zijitangzaixuexiaodesusheli。

gangcaisuofashengdeyiqiezhishiyichangmeng。danshineigemengjirendeganjuequehenzhenshi。

“xiaotian,nizenmele,hesiwole。”

“meishenme,jiushizuoleyigemeng。buguomeiguanxibuyaojinde。”

suiranzheimeshuo,danshigangcaideneigemengrangwohenshuohoupa。

duileshuolezheimeduochadianwangjijieshaozijile。

wojiaoguxiaotian,shiyimingdaerdexuesheng,jinnianershisui。

gangcaigenwoshuohuaderenshiwotongbandetongxueyeshiwodeshiyoujiaotangmi

tasuiranhewoyiyangshigenvhaizi,danxinggequegennanhaiziyiyang。kanshangqujiurangrenganjuehenyemen。

tingwoshuomeishitayejiumeiyouwangxinliquzhishishuolewoju:“wu,jiranmeishi,neiwojiuxianqushanggecesuo。

我轻轻的嗯了一下。

zheijiahuodaoshitongkuai,toudoumeihuijiuzoule。

sushelijiugulinglingdeliuxiawoyigerenle。

ganjuezijilianbingliangliangde,touyoudianyun。

jiuzaizheimimihuhuzhiji,woganjuezailewodebeihouchuxianleyigeshenying。

binglengdeshuangshoulouzhulewo。tadelianjinjindetiezhewodelian,shejianzaiwodemianjiashangbutingdehuadong。

shita,zuotianwanshanglingtangqianneizhigui。

woxinlishishifendekongju。danshitabinglengdewenquerangwobuyoudefachuleyishengqingheng。

“zenme,ganjueshibushihenshufu,henxiangshoushibushi?”

“ni,nixiangganshenme?”

“ganshenme,nishiwoniangzi,xianzaijiunihewolianggeren

talengxiaoleyixia。zheigeshihoucongmenwaichuanlaileyizhenjiaobushengyin。zheishengyinshuxidehen,neishitangmizouludeshengyin。jiaobudeshengyinlisusheyuelaiyuejinle。tashuoleyiju:“jinwan,wohaihuilai。

shuowanzhihoutajiuxiaoshibujianle,qiaqiaozheigeshihoutangmituikailesushedebiaoqing,jianwoyiquanshenzaizhandoujingkongdebiaoqingjiganpaoguolaiwendao:“xiaotian,nizenmele,fashengleshenmeshiqing?

wohaipajiangzuowanwanshangdemenghegangcaifashengdeshigaosuletangmi,

tingwoshuowanzhihoutangmishuodao:“xiaotian,buyaopa,woyoubanfa

“banfa,niyoushenmebanfa?”

“zheigenijiubieguanle,daowanshangnijiuzhidaole。”

kandaotangmiyifuxiongyouchengzhudeyangzi,womeizaiwangxiawen。danshiquehenhaoqi。buzhidaozheigejiahuonengyoushenmebanfa。