第1章 大傻子江景

“嗯~哈!”

“xiaojing,teng,niqingyidiana!”

xiarikuredeqiwen,jiuxiangyigedahuoluyiyang,zhikaozhetaoyuancunzheigepinqiongdecunzi。

wuhoutaoyuancunyichuminfangli。

shilibaxiangyoumingdeqiaoguafuxufeng,cishizhengchuanzheyixibaisediaodaiduanqunshuiyixietangzaichuangshang。

xizhangdedatui,youbaiyouyouren。

tadeetoushangguamanlexinidehanzhu,zuilihaichuanzheweiweidecuqi。

xiongqiandebaoman,suizhehuxiyouxiehuangdong。

zheiyaoshirangcunlineixielaoshaoyemenkanjian,pashizaojiuyijingbachibuzhule。

erjiangjingqueduiyanqiandetaochunjingsewudongyuzhong,fanerlianshangguamanleyumenzhise,“saozi,wozheiyangnongnishibushihennanshou?”

“nigedashazi,nizheimeyongli,saozidangranhennanshou!”xufengmianseyouxiemaiyuan,danshiyanshenzhongdoushiwenrouzhise。

liunianqianxufengjiajilejiangjingdetanggejiangnian,neigeshihoujiangjinghaishiyigecongminglinglidexiaohuo,danshisheizhidaohejiangnianzaigongdishangchuleyiwai,jiangjingdemingshibaozhule,danshiluoxiayigechisha。

zheixienianxufengyedaizhejiangjingquduochuzhibing,danshijiangjinggaishayiransha。

jiangjingdefumuzaitahenxiaodeshihoujiuguoshile,congxiaojiugenzhejiangnianguozheguershishenghuo,jiangniansashouliquzhihou,xufengdingzhejudadeyali,duzizhaoguzhechishadejiangjing。

zuotianxufengqubanggebiguafuzhouqianshoudilibaomideshihou,bushenniudaolejiao,yuanbenzuotianhaimeisha,danshijinzaoqilaideshihou,jiaoguanjiezaoyihongzhong,lianludouzoubulele。

tazhihaonaleyipinghonghuajiu,rangyizhigenzijixiangyiweimingdeshazijiangjinglaijizijirourou。

tingwanxufengdehuahou,jiangjinggangademolemotoushaxiaodao:“saozi,duibuqi,zheiciwoyidingqingyidian!”

kanzhejiangjingneishahehedeyangzi,xufengbuyoudejiaoxiaodao:“qiaonineishayang,bangsaozijixuanba!”

“danshizheicinideqingyidian,biezaihegangcaiyiyangshahehedeyongjingle。”

jiangjingbaozhexufengdedatui,guazhehalazi,qingqingderouniezhexufengdexiaojiao。

danshibuyihuier,tayoujiadalejifenjing!

honghuajiudewenretouguojifubuduanchuanruxufengdetinei。

xufenglianseyujiafahong,taqingyaozheyinhongdexiazuichun,yingningshengduanduanxuxucongtadekouzhongchuanchu,tadeliangzhibaixidexiaoshou,yezhuajinlechuangdan,baomanyesuizhejiazhongdeqixibuduanqifu。

cishixufengdeyizhibaixidedatuidoubeijiangjingbaozaihuaili,yaoshiqitacunlijiyuxufengneixienanren,kandaoyanqiandechangjing,haibudejidusijiangjingzheigeshazi。

yaozhidaoxufengzaicunlineikeshichulemingdeyizhihua,bujinrenzhangdefubaimaomei,shenduangengshihehaibaoshangneixiemoteyiyang,bacunlidelaoshaoyemenjinongdeyanchan,youdeguanggunhanshenzhizuomengcaqiangzouhuodouhantademingzi。

“saozi,nizheidatuihaobaihaohuaa!”

jiangjingliezhezuimanlianshaxiaokanzhexufeng,zuijiaodekoushuiyeliulexialai。

“nixihuanma?”xufengshouhuiledatui,manyanrousekanzhejiangjingdao。

“xi,xihuan!”jiangjinghongzheliandunangdao。

“guai,yihouyoudeshijihui,haiyoujintiandeshierchuqubuzhunherenherenshuo,zheishidushuyuwomenliangrendemimi,zhidaolema?”

xufengzhanqishen,zhenglileyixialingluandeyiwu,danshihaiyouxiehongzhongdejiaohuaisihurangtayouxiebushufu,zhihaowanzheyao,qiaozheneiaorendeqiaotun,manlianfeihongkanzhejiangjing。

jiangjingliuzhehalazi,chixiaodedianlediantou。

“xiaojing,xiangchiliangfenma?”kanzhewuwaidelieridangkong,xufengzoudaojiangjingshenbianroushengwendao。

“xiang,zhiyaoshisaozizuodehaochide,xiaojingdouxiangchi。”jiangjingliezuiyixiao。

“hao,neisaozijinizuo,jialimeiwandoufenle,niqudashanshujiashangdianmailiangdaiwandoufenhuilai,jidelushangbieheneixiexiaohaizidanao,tinghua,guai!”

xufengcongdoulinachushikuaiqiandijijiangjing,jiezhechongnidemolemojiangjingdetou,jiuxiangmamazhufuyaoyuanxingdehaiziyiyang。

jiangjingdianlediantou,congxufengshoulijieguoqian,jiezhejiubengbengtiaotiaoxiangzhezhoudashanjiadeshangdianpaoqu。

kanzhejiangjingdebeiying,xufenglianshangdoushikusedexiaorong。

“yaoshibuchuneijianshi,gaiduohaoa!”

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buduoshi,jiangjingjiulaidaolezhoudashanjiadeshangdian,dianlijigeguangzhebangzidehanzizhengzaidapai。

“xiaojing,jintianzenmeyoushijianguolaile?”zhengzaidapaidezhoudashan,kandaojiangjinglaile,manlianxiaorongzhanqishenlai。

jiangjinglaodiehaihuozhedeshihou,zhoudashanhetaguanxihenhao,jiangjingshalezheixienian,tayehenzhaogujiangjing。

“dashanshu,woyaoliangdaiwandoufen!”

“好,叔给你拿!”

zhoudashanqishenquhuojiashangzhaowandoufen,jiangjingzeliuzhehalazizhanzaiyuandi。

“wojiushuozenmepaizheimecha,yuanlaishishazilaile!”yigewenzheduanxianlaohudenanrenlenghengyishengshuodao。

zheigenanrenshicunzhangdeerzizhaoerhu,zaicunlisuanyiba,pingshimeishaoqifujiangjing。

jiangjingkanleyiyanzhaoerhu,meiyouhetadahua。

yinweisaozishuoguo,cunlizheixienanren,jiuzhiyouzhaoerhu,sanshilaojile,haihegedipiliumangyiyang,rangjiangjingyihoujiandaota,biedalitajiuxing。

kandaojiangjingwushiziji,zhaoerhujuedediulelianmian,zhanqishenlaijiuyaojiaoxunjiangjing,quebeinazhewandoufendezhoudashanjizhizhizhule。

“xiaojingji。”zhoudashanjiangliangdaiwandoufendijijiangjing,jiangjingyejiangxufengjideshikuaiqiandileguoqu。

jieguozhoudashandilaidelingqian,jiangjingmeizuoguoduotingliu。

xiangqishangyicijiangjingyaota**deshiqing,zuozaipaizhuoqiandezhaoerhuyuexiangyueqi,

tayemeishaxinqingdapaile,heizheliankuaibuchaozhejiangjinglikaidefangxiangzhuiqu。

“erhuzheixiaozibuhaohaodapaiqunani?”yigeguangzhebangzidehanziyouxiebujiedewendao。

“erhuneixiaozi,xiangshangxufengneiniangmenhenjiule,shangcitingshuodoukuaidechengle,danshibeijiangjingyaozai**shang,tenglebangeduoyue,jintianyoudiulelianmian,taxianzaipashixiangnongsijiangjingdexindouyoule。”lingwaiyigehanzizechouzheyanlengxiaodao。

zhoudashantinghou,lianseyibian,lianmangchuanshangyifupaochuleshangdian,lingwailianggehanziyouyuleyihuier,yegenleshangqu。

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jiangjingzoudebukuai,henkuaijiubeizhaoerhujizhuishangle,jiangjingbenlaijiushigeshazi,zenmekenengdadeguozhaoerhuzheigezhengchangren,hekuangzhaoerhuzailaidelushang,haizhaoleyigensongmu。

“nigedahuaidan,woyaogaosuwosaozi,niqifuwo!”

jiangjingmanlianshixuetangzaidishang,tadeshuangjiaoshuangshouzaoyibeizhaoerhudaduanle。

zhaoerhutinghoumanliannuyiduizhejiangjingnaodaichuaileyijiao。

“nigegoudongxi,shangciyaowo**,huaiwohaoshi,jintianjingranhaizhuangkanbujianwo!”

“xufengneijian/huoyeshi,jingranbanigeshazidangbaobeisidehuzhe,wojiujingnaliburunigeshazi?”

shuozhetamanlianfennuyangqishouzhongdesongmu,duizhejiangjinghounaoshaozhongzhongdelaileyixia。

zhidaokandaojiangjingchedimeiyoulehuxi,zhaoerhushunshijiangshitidiudaoleyikelaoliushuxia,mamalieliedeliqu。

zhaoerhumeizhuyidaodeshi,jiangjinglianshangdexianxue,diluozailaoliushuxiadeshitouzhihou,shunjianjiubeishitoujixishoulegeganganjingjing。

“keliandeshaonianlang,wunaiyudouxiangunanlimeng,ciniwushangyixianchuancheng,guwuliantijue,zhuninitiangaiming,haiwangninengjidexingshan.....!”

yuanbenhaiyuyucongcongdeliushu,shunjianjiushiquleyuanyoudeseze,zhizhibiandekuwei。

jiangjingyuanbenyijingxiaoshidehuxi,yezaicichuxian,tashenshangdeshangkouyezaibuduanyuhe,duandiaodegutouyebuduanpinjieqilai。