第1章
我叫林烨。
biaomianshang，woshiyigejiweiputongdenianqingren。
zaiguoqudeshijinianrenshengzhong，duguojiunianyiwu，shangguochuzhong，yecanjiaguogaokao，zhongyuzaijintianzheigerizizhong，shanshandeqianlaidaxuebaodao。
danniquebuzhidaodeshi~，woqishishiyimingyincha。
yigebeifuzheshimingderen，xingzouzaidiyuyurenjiandebianyuan。
jiuxiangyimeiyingbi，nizaiyidezhishizhengfanliangmian，quehulvediaozuizhongyaodezhongjianmian，yinwei，meiyoulezheizuizhongyaodeyimian，neizhengfanliangmianyejiangbuhuironghe。
duiyuguishen，renmenzonghuicaiji，haoqi，jupa。
kerenmenqueconglaibuzhidaobeifuzheweihuyinyangliangjiehepingshimingderen，qishijiuzainimenshenbian。
zhisuoyihuiqianlaixuexiaobaodao，shiyinweiwojiedaolexindeshiming。
benlai，nianguoshibasuihoudewo，shimingshiyoulishanhehuhai，tabianrenjiandemeiyigejiaoluo，jiangyiliuzairenjiandeneixiewangshengzhirensongrulunhui，kewoquebucengxiangdaohuijiedaozheiyangyigeshiming，guer，woweiyouqianlaixiaoyuanbaodao。
xueshengdeshenfen，shiwozuijiadeweizhuang，yinweiwodeshimingshi~shouhuzheizuoxuexiaosannian。
wobuzhidaomingjieweishenmehuijiyuwozheimeyigeqiguaiderenwu，danwoquexuanzelejieshoushiming。
xingzouzaizheiwenxindexiaoyuanzoudao，naishiyijianjiweiqieyideshiqing，kanzheneiyizhangzhangchaoqipengbodelianpangcongwomianqianzouguo，woyouzhongdegandaoleyilvzhenxi。
sheihuixiangdaodeshiyigenianjishibasuideshenquzhong，zangnizheyigeburulunhuidelinghun。
chengzaizheqianbainiandejiyi，zhudingrangwodexinlaomai，yuzheixiechaoqidezhizigegeburu。
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“tingshuoleme，618neijianjiaoshisiguorenye~！”
wotuozhexinglichaosushezouqushi，quezaiwuyizhongtingdaolezheiqieqieyilunsheng。
dangwotaiguotoukanqushi，queqiahaodekandaoleyigepangdundundeshenqubanyinzaiqiangjiaochu，neijiahuozhengbuzhigensheihuishenghuisedekuangpentuomozi。
“真的？”
youshiyigechayideshengyinxiangqi，neishengyinpoweijingchadezhandoudao：“si~pangzi，biehe~woha，wojiuzhuzai~617ni。”
yexushijianxiaohuobanbeizijidexiaodaoxiaoxihedaole，zheipangzigengshitianyoujiacudejixushuodao：“zhende，tingxuezhangmenshuoneijiahuoshizhuangguile，zigediaosizai618susheni。”
“zheishiwokeyitiluopangzizuozheng，618zhendesiguorenni，buguowotingshuoguodebanbenshineijiahuozaisushewanhuo，ranhoubeishaosizai618susheneini，zeze~！tingshuotaichulaishi，doukuaichengtanni。"
youshiyigeshengyinzaiqiangjiaohouxiangqi，rangxianqianneigeshuozigezhuzai617sushedexiaozishengdiaokonghuangdeshuodao：“woyaohuansushe，woyaohuan~。”
yigedaizheheikuangyanjingdenanhaicongqiangjiaochupaochulai，tamaitoujicukuangben，yibachaowohuailizhaleguolai。
wodechunjiaoyunzheyilvqingxiao，jiaoxiaweiweiyinuohou，duokailezheidaojicudeshenying。
suiranzheijiahuomeinengzhuangdaowo，dantaqueqiahaodebawoxinglixiangzhuangfanzaidishang，taganmangdewanyaofuqixinglixianghou，taitouduiwoshuodao：“dui~buqi。”
wobenjiumeiyouguaizuitadeyisi，kedangwowuyidechaotaneizhangliankanleyiyanhou，quechayidejingyibuding。
这家伙究竟是谁？
weishenmewohuicongtalianshangbuzhuodaoyilvshuxideganjue？
“tongxue~，nimeishiba？”
yexushiyinweiwojingyidebiaoqing，rangtayiweiwohenjieyitazhuangfanlewodexingli，suoyi，tataiduyufachengkendeduiwoshuodao：“gangcaishiwobudui，wojiaoyuyun，youshijianzaixiangnipeizui。”
“于昀？”
zheijiahuoduiwocongcongdeshuoguoyijuhou，zhijiemaitoucongwoshenbianliqu，woyihuogengshendeziyuleyiju。
woyaotouqingxiao，yiweizheiyiqiebuguoshigeourandexiaochaqubale，kequewanwanmeixiangdaoyibianjinglaidezheimeturan。
“砰~！”
跳楼了~！
kaixuedediyitianxiawu，xuexiaofashengletiaoloushijian，erqiejiuzaiwodemianqian~。
duimiandeneidongsushebenshinvshengsushe，ertiaolouzhejiushizaiwoduimiandeneidonglou。
kanzheneijudaozailelouxiahuatanpang，yitanxuebozhongdequti，wonanmiandelianluyuyu，taishouqingfuzhesanlouzoulangshangdelangan，momodedingshizhelouxiadexuanhua。
neixierenbuguoshiqunxueshengbale，tamenneicengyudaoguoyitiaoxianhuodeshengmingzaizijimianqianxiaoshi？
sizheshiyigenvhai，tahenbuxing，buxingdetouxianzhedi，shuailiedenaoqiaofengxizhonghuanhuandeliuchulehongbaijiaojiadeyeti。
tasihuyuanfenzhezheishijiandeyiqie，shuangmouwubizhengningdedingshizhetiankong，dantiankongyiranshilantianbaiyun，bingweiyinweitadebuganerluoxiayidiyanlei。
“叶洺~！”
youshita~！wojingrancongqunqingjifenderenqunzhongbuzhuodaoyuyundeshenying，mofeitayuzheinvhaideguanxijibuxunchang？
kanzheyuyunbuguzhongrendezulan，pinmingdejijinlerenqunhou，yilianaitongyichangdedunxialeshenzi，jiangneinvhailouzailehuaizhonghouhaotaodaku。
“a~，weishenme，weishenmeniyaozheimesha？”
zheijiaoyuyundenanhairenyouxianxuetumozaizigeyifushang，kejiushibukensongkaishou，zhidaohaoxiegexueshenghelihoucaijiangtalakai。
“niweishenmezheimesha？”
wozhuantouchaoshenpankanqu，zuijiaochuyunzheyilvruoyinruoxiandexiaorong，duizheneidaoxuhuandejinhutoumingyingzishuodao。
“ni~ninengkandaowo？”
neidaoshenyingzhujiandeningshiqilai，tachuanzheyixibaisezhangqun，lianshangcongzuichudeqiejudaojingqi，jiweichayidechaowolianpangdingshizhe。
kexideshi~，taneiyizhangbenshijiweijiaohaodeliankong，cikerutongyimiansuiliedejingzi，xianxueshunzhelianshangdeneixiefengxihuanhuandediluozaidishang。
“yaobushiwobanizhaohuanguolai，nicikezaoyihunhuneedesuichuyoudangle。”
wosuishoulinqilexingli，touyebuhuidechaoqianzouqu，zuishangqueshuodao：“xiangenwohuisushezaishuo。”
“a~！nijiushineigechuanshuozhongshenqingruzhu618sushederen？”
tabuguoshigexinhunbale，haimeizigechengdeshangshigui，yaobushiyinweiwoduiyuyunqiledingdianxingqu，neiwogenbenjiubukenengzaitahunpohaimiliuzaiquqiaozhongdeyishunjian，bataqiangjuzaishenbian。
meicuo，tajiushigangcaideneigetiaolounvsheng，yuyunkouzhongdeyeming。
“有什么不对么？”
wofantouduitaxixueyixiao，sihaobuhuiyinweitadedajingxiaoguaierfanghuanlejinrusushedebufa。
takanzhewoshunshouchaikaile618sushemenkoushangdefengtiaohou，haobuyouyudetaishoutuikailefangmen，zhijiejinru618sushezhonghou，qieqiedezhanzaimenkouduiwoshuodao：“kewotingshuo~tingshuozheigesushe~siguorenye。”
“那你呢？”
wotaijiaozoujinlezheijianbumanlehuichenyuzhusidefangjiannei，zhuanshenfanwentadao：“nixianzaisuanbusuansiren？”
“我~!也是。”
tayoushikuse，youshiqianqiangdeyixiaohou，gensuizhewolaidaofangjiannei，zuishangzichaodao：“nilianwodoubupa，youzenhuihaipaneixiechuanyanni？”
woquemeiyouquhuidatadewenti，shenzhi，woliantadesiwangxianchangdoubucengganxingqu，youzennenggentashuoduoshuoneixiewuyongzhishi。
“shuoba，niweishenmehuixuanzezisha？”
woyilianmorandekanzheta，xindichusihaomeiyouweitagandaoyisilianminyutongqing。
jianzhengguotaiduosiwangdewo，youzenhuiduizheixiebuzhenxishentifafuderenchanshengdingdianlianminme？
“xie~！xie~！baisedehongpixie。”
dangwoduitawenqileweishenmexuanzezishahou，taquetuwudeyilianjingju，kanyangzi，shisiweixianrulemouduanjiweikongbudeshijianzhong，jingrankoubuzeyandeyibiandietaotongshi，yibianchaoqiangjiaochutuiqu。