“nuo，xiaopengyou，jini。”
jiangyaotuizhegouwucheshangqian，dianzhejiaobalingshidalihenalexialai。
xiaonanhailijitingzhilekusheng，xiaozhemaochulegebitipao，“xiexiegege。”
shishangnainaimeixiangdaohuilailegeduoguanxianshideren，dengzheyan，“ni……”
jiangyaoyilianwugu，“nainai，wokanninabudao，zheibushixiangbangbangnima。”
“xiaopengyoubuyongkeqiha。”jiangyaorouzhexiaonanhairuanhuhudenaodai。
“ge，xixi……xiexiedagege，nizhangdezhengao。”
jiangyaodunxia，xiaozhenieleniexiaonanhaideliandan，“niyihouduochifanfan，yehuizhangdexianggegezheimegaode。”
kunaoshengtinglexialai，jianzheimeyimu，zhouweikankexiaolexiaoyesanlekailai。
shishangnainaidaoshiyouxiebuman，zhizhejiangyaokanleyoukan，zuihouhaishikanzhejiangyaomanmandeyichelingshiqifendao，“nizheixiaohuoziyou，maizheimeduolajishipin，haizhanggao，budebingjiubucuolou。”
jiangyaofanlefanmianshangdelingshi，zhizhexiamiandeyiduijiankangdedao，“nayou，nainai，jiankangdeyaochi，xianglingshizheixieouerchichiyemeiwentide。ganggangjixiaodididelingshilihewokanle，doushixieguoshubinggan，limiandaiyouwanjutaohe，gujishixiangyaowanjubale。”
kanzhekaixindesunzi，koulihainiantaozhe“xiaoyuwawa”，shishangnainaihaishihengleyisheng。
kanlekanjiangyao，zuihouhaishidao，“gaozhongshengwa，xuexiyalida，shaochidianlajilingshi，nazhebamadeqian，biezuojiane。”
zuihoubieyoushenyikanlejiangyaojiyan，lazhesunziquleshouyintai。
jiangyaoyileng，ditoukanlekanyishendedaban，zuihouxiaochulesheng。
gaozhongsheng？tasuiranzhangdexianxiao，danyebuzhiyuba？
还是先去买菜吧。
jiangyaotuizhechelikai，bingmeiyouzhuyidaoshenhouzhuanjiaochutingliuleyijiuderen。
fuyishentaishoutuiletuiyanjing，suizhejiangyaoxiaoshideshenyingershouhuimuguang。
buzhidaoxiangdaoshenme，yangqilezuijiao，tuizhegouwuchequlejiezhangqu。
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suiranshibayuejiaqi，danyizhongyiranchuanlailelanglangdushusheng，gaosanshengburubeikaofuxishiqi，zaoyijinghuixuexiaobuqileke。
jiangyaozaozaolailexuexiao，zaixiaozhangdedingzhuxia，genzhefuzerenqulejiaowulou。
fuzerenxingli，shizhuanmenanpaixinlaoshiruxiaode。
“jianglaoshi，huanyinglaidaoyizhong，ai，tingxiaozhangshuoniyiqianyezaiyizhongduguo？”lilaoshireqiedao。
“dui，wogaozhongsanniandoushizaiyizhongdude。”
“aiyou，neizheishixuechengguilai，huikuimuxiaoa。neiwojiubuduojinijieshaole，xiandewobanmennongfu。womenzhijiequxingzhengbangongshijininajiaowuziliao。”
jiangyaobaibaishou，“nayounayou，wocaidaiduojiua。yiqianshixuesheng，xianzaishilaoshi，shenfenbutongganshouyejiubutong，yihouhaixuyaolilaoshiduoduozhijiao。”
lilaoshizaiyizhongdailehenduonian，suiranbuzaiyixianjiaoxue，danyejiechulexuduoxueligao、laitoudaxindelaoshi，yudaozheizhongqianxuyoulimaodexinlaoshi，xinzhonghaishigankaihuanxi。
zaijiaowuchulingqulegerengongzuozhenghebenxueqidejiaowuziliao，jiangyaobianqulegaoyijiaoxuelou。
yizhongdejiaoxueloushimeigenianjigeyouyidong，xueshengmenjibenshangzaigaoyiruzhuzhihoudoubuhuizaibanjiaoxuelou，zhidaogaosanbiyezaiyinglaixinsheng。
jiangyaozheicifuzejiaoxuedegaoyizaisiqinlou，gentayiqiandushushidesidelougeleyizhenggecaochang。
sanniandoudaizaiyigedifanghuandonglouyehao。
qusiqinlouyaochuanguocaochang，bayuedetaiyangzhengda，jiangyaobuxiangshaitaiyang，zhideraoguocaochang，congcebiandesushelouraoguo。
sushelouzheibianzhongzhileyipaidexiangzhangshu，xiatianzhifanyemao，congshuxiajingguoyizhenliangyi。
zhishishangwubengaianjingdesusheloubianquechuanlaileyizhendechaonaosheng。
jiangyaobiemei，xianglexianghaishixunzheshengyinzhaoqu。
“tangshan，nifangshou，pingshenmeqiangwodedongxi，haijiwo。”
“jiwolazhuta！”pangbiandexiaogenbanyiting，likedaizhugebobarenyazhu，“biedong，wotanggedehuaniyeganbuting？”
“nidedongxi？”tangshanchixiaoyisheng，shuaizheshoulidedongxi，“ranzhongning，niyigejiaobuqixuefeidepinkunsheng，shenshangyehuiyouzheimehaodedongxi？”
kanzhezaiyangguangxiabeizhaozhetouliangdeyukou，tangshan“zeze”lejisheng，“zheimehaodedongxi，nishizenmelaide？tingshuonizheixueqizaiwaimianzhu？”
“wotian？”tangshanguyiwuzui，jingyadeshuo，“nibuhuibeineigeyouqiandedakuanji……zeze，baoyangleba？”
jigexiaodiyitingyehuangrandawu，“tanggeshuodeyoudaoli，woshuozheixiaozizenmechuandebuyiyangle，haiyouqianzhuwaimian，yuanlaibeiyigeyouqiandedakuanji……”
“yeshi，ranzhongning，nibushixihuannanrenma？zheimekuaijiuzhaohaole？beirenzouhouludeziweihenxiangshouba？”
“bizui！tangshannizhukou。”ranzhongningzhengzhazhe，quebeijigerensisideyazhu。
tangshandunxialai，kanzheranzhongningqifenlianhongdeyangzi，shengchujifenbutongdeyiwei，“hahaha，haibieshuo，zhangdeshiyoujifenzise，buzhidaosihouqirenshishenmeyangzi……”
说着想要上手……
操！
jiangyaoyilaijiushizheilayanjingdeyimu，zheishixuexiao，bushishenmeshengsechangsuoba？
xiaoyuanbalingyeshirangtajiyushangle，jieruchoudejianglaoshishibiyaodajizheigubuliangshili，weihuxiaoyuanqingfeng。
“qianmiandezhushou，neigebande！”
qishiruhongdeyisheng，bajirendouheyidatiao。
jiangyaodabukuaguo，babeiqifuderantongxuecongebalaleqilai。
“nimenzheishizaiganshenme？qifutongxue？neigenianjide？banzhurenshishei？yigegejiwozhanhao。”
jianglaoshisuiranshidiyitianruzhi，danshitashenshanglaoshideduyouqizhikeshijiachuanyuanyuan。
zheikededuokuilejialidejiaoshoubabahebanzhurenmamale。
jigezhangshiqirenguanledexueshengturanmianduizhezheiyimu，haiyouxiebuzhisuocuo。
yaoshilianshudejiaodaozhurenkenenghaihuidixiatourencuo，kezheimianshengdeyishenxiangxueshengderenshicongnalimaochulaide。
tangshanshilaoyoutiaole，xuexiaodedabufenlingdaobanzineigeburenshi，renzhendalianglejiyan。
shengyinbuxiedao，“nishishei？niguandezhema？”
jigexiaodifanyingguolai，duia，zheirensheia，meijianguo。
“kannizheiyangzibushilaoshiba？neigebande，ganguannitanggedeshi，pashibuxianghunxiaquleba？”
“duia，nisheia，duoguanxianshi。”
jiangyaobeiqixiaochulesheng，“zheilishixuexiao，bushinikaibangshuaweifengdedifang，jintianbixuquzhaonimenlaoshi。”
“hei，nizheiren，zhenshi……”
jirenzaixuexiaoxiaozhangguanle，chulenianjishangneijiweilaoshi，haizhenmeibierendenengzhidezhutamen。
“tangshan、zhaowei、xuxiaolong、chenming，nimenjigejiwozhanhao！”
fuyishengangkaiwanhui，zhunbeichaojinluhuibangongshi，meixiangdaojiuyouyudaolexueshengreshi。
tingdaoshuxideshengyin，jirenjiangzhuleshenzi，buyouzizhudezhanchengleyipai。
“傅老师好！”
jiangyaohuiguotou，zhijuedehenxuanhuan。
meicuo，shixuanhuan，jichangyudao、youyuleduoshaocibuzhidaoweixinfashenmededashuaige，meixiangdaozaizheiliyushangle。
fuyishenshengqiqilaibunuziwei，hezhiqianjijiangyaodaoqiandemoyangwanquanbutong。
liangrenduishiyiyan，fuyishenchaotadiandiantou，biankaishijiejuezheijigebutinghuadexuesheng。
“qirutongxue，nimenjigelikequyanglaoshibangongshirencuo，zheilifashengleshenmewohuiyiwuyishidegaosuyanglaoshi。”fuyishendeyuqiburongzhihui，jigeyanshenxialai，tangshanjirenjuedeyouhuidaolebeikongjuzhipeideneitian。
yunqibuhao，yudaolefumotou，benlaijiubuzaiyigenianji，meixiangdaoyoujipengshangle。
几人只得自认倒霉。
“haiyou—”fuyishentingdun，kanxianglejiangyao，“jijianglaoshidaoqian。”
jirenmianmianxiangqu，meixiangdao，zheizhenshilaoshi！