第1章 舔狗谁爱当谁当,老子要摆烂

「zhuanjiayanjiu:budainaozigengshihekanshue~」

天元大陆。

东荒域!

liudashengdizhiyidetaichushengdi。

这里一眼看去。

wushushenfengyushendianchuli。

灵气浓郁。

虚空仙鹤盘旋。

kanqilaiwubideqipaiyubufan。

cikezaiyizuoshanfengsuozaidedadianmianqian。

dangjiangchenzhengkaishuangmouzhihou,yidaobushuyujiangchenbenshendejiyixiangzhejiangchenxilai,jiangchenzhiganjuedaoyizhentouyunmuxuan。

zheitongkuchadianerrangjiangchenmenhengchusheng。

不过很快。

dangronghelezheijiyizhihou,jiangchenzuijiaobuyoudeluchuyimokuxiaozhise。

yinweijiangchenwanwanmeiyouxiangdao,zijijingranchuanyuele?

erqiehaichuanyuechengleyibujiaozuo「hongyanyueduo,shiliyueqiangda」dexiaoshuozhongdedafanpaideshenshang,qiaohedeshiduifangjingrangenzijiyetongmingtongxing。

xianzaizijideshenfenjingranshitaichushengdideshengzi,biehaotaichushengzi。

tazhisuoyichuanyuedaoqianshenshenshang,qishigenyijiantiangoushijianyouguan。

neijiushizheiqianshen,suiranshitaichushengzi,diweigaobukepan,shiwushurenyaobukejidecunzai。

buguozheiqianshenqueshiyigebiaozhundejueshidatiangou,jinrizheiqianshenjitaichushengdinianqingyidaidiyimeinvlixiyaodiyiqianlingyicibiaobai。

结果还是失败了。

shibaizhihou,qianshennuhuogongxineryimingwuhu,caibeizijizuanlekongzi。

“wodetianna,biaobaidiyiqianlingyicihaibeijujue?nishiyouduonengtian?”

“buguowokebuhuidangtiangou,tiangousheidangsheiaidang?laoziqianyishikeshiyingshengshengyinweibeiqiangzhijiabanercuside,haoburongyizhonghuoyishi,ziranshiyaohaohaoxiangshouxiangshoude!”jiangchenanandao。

yaozhidao,qianyishidejiangchen,guodekeshishifendebeican。

beizibenjiafengkuangyazha,shenzhiqizaitoushanglashilaniao,meitianyouganbuwandehuo,aibuwandema,zanghuoleihuodoushitade,meitianderenshengguijijiushiliangdianyixian,hansuandedixiachuzuwuyuzangluanchadeguichejian。

996,007。

yongyijuhuaxingrongqianshishenghuodehua,neijiushi:“duomingzhuihunliushuixian,anwutianriguichejian,shengsilunhuiliangbandao,feiqinwangshizhongwuyan,jiabanjiadianhaikouxin,luosidadaoshouchoujin,zuihouqiongdedingdangxiang!”

meitianhaiyaobeixinaowushuci:“shenmeqinlaozhifu,zhiyaonijinrihaohaogan,mingrikailuhumaiyanglou!”

kexiaodeshi,qianyishidejiangchen,xinxinkukudabanbeizi。

jieguodaosizhiqian,bieshuoshikailuhumaiyangfang,jiuliangeneigechengshisuozaidefangzideshifenzhiyidecesuodoumaibuqi,gengbuyongshuoqumeinvzheizhongmenghuanyibandeshiqingle。

xianzaixiangxiangzhenshikebeiyouhuangtang。

yixiangdaozijirucibeicandeqianshi,jiangchenbuyoudehenhenfashidao:“zheiyishi,laozijueduibuyaoguodezheimexinku,laoziyaobailan,erqiedangtiangouyeshigenbenbukenengde,douzhongshenglesheihaitanlianaia,laozikebuxiangbeiaiqingdeshangjianyilian!”

jiuzaijiangchensixufanfeideshihou。

cikeyidaoqingcuideshengyinchuanchudao:“shengzi,wozhendebuxihuanni,qiufangguo,xiwangyihoubuyaochanzhewolehaobuhao!”

听到这清脆的声音。

jiangchendesixushunjianbeilahuidaoxianshi。

ranhoujiangchentaitouxiangzheyanqiankanqu。

cikezhijianzhouweidoushikanhaoxidedizi。

zheixiedizidoushitaichushengdidedizilaikanrenaode。

erzaizheixiedizizuiqianfang。

zhanzheyidaoshenying,zheishenyingshenzimanmiao,shencaixinggan。

前凸后翘。

youqishineizhanglian,qingguoqingcheng,buguoqueshiyoujifenchalichaqide。

genjuduiyuanzhujuqingdejiyi,jiangchenziranshiyiyanjiurenchulaile。

yanqianzheidameinv,jiushitaichushengdinianqingyidaidiyimeirenyeshijiangchenqianshenxihuandeduixianglixiyao。

buguoshuduyuanjuqingdejiangchen,yixiangdaohouxujuqingzhihou,jiangchenduiyuyanqiandelixiyao,keshiyidingdiandehaogandoumeiyou。

yinweizaiyuanzhujuqingzhizhong。

qianshenzhisuoyizuihoubeiheihuaerqiechengweilechaojidafanpai,qishigenyanqiandelixiyaoyouzhetuobukaideguanxi。

zhujiaochufengweilededaolixiyao,zhijieshiyongyinmoufumielelixiyaodezhenggejiazu。

最后嫁祸给前身。

yizhiyulixiyaozhijiejiangqianshendangzuozuidadechourenduidai。

erkebeideshi,qianshenduilixiyaoqueshiyizhixihuandebudele。

有一次。

qianshenwaichudeshihou,zhijiemududaolezhujiaoyulixiyaoshengongbaodechangjing。

congneiyihou,zhujiaoxinxingdabian,shenzhizouhuorumo,yizhiyuluanshawugu。

然后前身彻底黑化。

congneiyihou,zhujiaochufengshunlijinruhundunshengdi,bingqieyizhangzheqianshenjilixiyaodexiulianziyuan,xiuweiyiriqianli。

zuihoudaitiqianshenchengweiletaichushengzi,daichengweiletaichushengzizhihou,qiangshizhanshaledamotoudeqianshen。

yixiangdaozheiyangdejuqingzhihou,jiangchenzeshiyouxiexiangbutongdao:“qianshenaqianshen,nizhendeshiyigedayuanzhonga,nibasuoyoudexiulianziyuandoujileyigebuxihuannidenvren,ranhouhaisiziji?zhendezhidema?”

“buguoxianzaidewo,kebushiqianshenzheigedatiangou,wokebuhuixiangtasixintadibiaobaiyiqianlingyicide!”

yixiangdaozheihouxujuqingzhihou,jiangchenzeshishengyinyouxieqinglengdao:“hao,benshengzidayingni,congjinyihou,benshengzigenniyidaoliangduan!”

“niguonidedumuqiao,benshengzizouzijideyangguangdao!”

“congcizhihou,benshengziyuniwurenheguage!”

jiangchendehuayuwubidehongliang。

在整个虚空飘荡。

zhendexukongdoushiwengwengzuoxiang。

dangjiangchencihuayichuzhihou。

zaichangweiguandediziyigegedoushizhengdayanjing,nanyizhixinzheishizhende。

“shenme?wobuhuitingcuoleba?shengzijingranshuoyaogenlixiyaoshijieyidaoliangduan?zhendejiadea?womenshengzikeshizhengzhengxihuanlelixiyaoshijiesanniana,zheisannianshijianshengzikeshixianglixiyaoshijiebiaobaileyiqianlingyicia!”

“shia,taibukesiyileba?woyemengbile!”

zaichangdediziyigegedoushiyouxiebutaixiangxindao。

而李熙瑶。

yeshizhengdayishuangmeimu,manliandenanyizhixinzhise。

因为按照以往。

ciketajujuezhihou,jiangchenjiuhuilimashuo:“xiyao,wozhendehenxihuanni,buguannijujuewoduoshaoci,woshiyongyuanbuhuifangqide!”

yitongshuocizhihou,jiuhuixianshanggezhongxiulianziyuanma?

不过很快。

李熙瑶便是明白了。

江辰这绝对是演戏。

shiyinweibeizijijujueletaiduocizhihougujiguyizheimezuodeba?

呵。

男人。

都是大猪蹄子。

yushilixiyaoqinglengkaikoudao:“haoya,zheikeshinishuode,xiwangnibiezaijiuchanwole,nidoujiuchandewowufajingxinxiulian!”

“benshengzishuodaozuodao,buguolixiyao,jiranwomenzhijianyiwurenheguage,neibabenshengzijinizheisanniandexiulianziyuandouhaihuilai,xiannizaiwurizhinei,fouzebieguaibenshengzibukeqi!”jiangchenyuqidaizhejifenlinliezhiyidao。

江辰说完之后。

bianshitouyebuhuidelikaile。