第3章 流氓!(2004字)

yeyunyanshuangyantonghongdekanzhelinfeng,xintiaosuduzhujianjiakuai。

tazhendenenggoujiuhuoyeyema!

suizhelinfengshouzhongniandongyinzhen,yiqishangmiandeshujuzhujiandequyupingwen,yelaoyezideliansesuibushuoyouzhezhengchangrendelianse,danshibijiaogangcai,haotaiduole。

“yunyan,bangwoyigemang。”

yeyunyanlengleyixia,chaozhelinfengkanqu。

linfengcishiyishoufangzaiyelaoyezideyintang,yishouzaiduqi,liangshoudoubeizhanzheni。

“a?wonengbangshenmema?”

linfengshuo:“zaiwodekudouliyouzheyigeyaoping,nijiangtanachulai。”

yeyunyanlianseyihong:“zaikudouma?”

tahaiconglaidoumeiyoujinjulidejiechuguonanrenni。

linfengshuo:“nandaonifangxinrangbierenqunama?”

yeyunyanhaizhenbufangxin,tashangqianshuo:“neigekudou?”

“左边的。”

yeyunyandeshoushenlejinqu,buguotameiyouxiangdao,zheixiaoqigaidekudoujingranzheimeda,shoushenjinquzhihoujingranmeiyouzhaodaoyaopingzaishenmedifang。

tajiuzaikudoulimianmosuoleyihui,huranjianmodaoleyigeruanmianmiandedongxi。

taxiayishidenielenie,zheiruanmianmiandedongxijingranhaibiandaleyixie。

linfengshenziyizheng,niutouduiyeyunyanshuo:“buyongzheimexinjiba?”

yeyunyanbujie:“shenme?zheibushima?”

huranjian,tasihushixiangdaoleshenme,liandanshunjianhongdexianghongpingguoyiyang,xiayishideyaojiangshouchouchulai。

“ganma?bayaopingnachulaia!”

“bushineige!biezhuaia!”

yeyunyanshoumangjiaoluan,lianseyizhentonghong,zuizhonghaishijiangyaopingnachulaile。

“shenmekuzi,zhaogedongxizheimenanzhao!”yeyunyanxiaoshengdunangzhe,lianshangyoushiyizhenlianhong。

yipangshibidedengrenkandemudengkoudai,buzhidaofashengleshenmeshiqing。

weishenmeyigerenhaohaodeliansehuihongchengzheigeyangzi?

linfengshuo:“dakaiyaoping,jianglimiandeyaoyedaoruwoshizhendedifang。”

yeyunyanzhaozuo,yaopingdakai,yigunongyudeyaoxiangchongchizhezhenggefangjian。

“dengdeng!zhei!zheishenmedongxijiuluanyongyao!”

“youmeiyoujingguoyaojianhuideshenhepizhun!haiyouni!youmeiyouxingyizigezheng!nizheiyangluanyongyao,yaoshichulewentizenmeban!”

linfengchaozheshuohuadeshibidekanqu:“kanwokouxing。”

shibideyihuo:“shenme?”

“滚!”

xiangduiyushibide,cishiyeyunyangengjiaxinrenzheigexiaoqigaile。

yinweitagangcaizuode,zijidoukanzaileyanli。

liangzhenjingranrangyijingshiqushengmingtizhengdeyeyehuifuleguolai!

zheipingzilimiandeyaoyerutongshiqingshuiyiyang,danshiquechongchizhenongyudexiangwei。

dizailexuedaodeshihou,yaoyejingranzhijieshunzheyinzhen,shenruxuedaonei!

suizheyaoyeshenrulexuedao,yelaoyezideliansemingxiandehongrunleqilai。

yeyunyanlianseyixi,linfengshuo:“qushenquexue。”

yeyunyanjiangshengxiadeyaoyedaoruleshenquexue。

yuanbenzaiyelaoyezishenshangdelaonianbanyemanmandiandanleyixie,yuanbenzhezhoudepifucishijingranyoulexiehongrun!

“zhei!yeyeshibushiyaoxingguolaile!”

“haibuxing,haixuyaofuyiyaowujinxingzhiliao,caikechubinggen。”

linfengqingqingniandongyinzhen,jiezhe**。

zaibachuyinzhendeshihou,yiguguheiqicongyelaoyezideshentineipiaochu。

“果然!”

yeyunyanjingyayisheng:“zheizhei!zenmehuishi!”

linfengkaikou:“ruguonihuaiyiyelaoyezibinglaixiqiao,neimegongxini,huaiyiduile。”

yeyunyanmianseyileng,yeyedebingqueshishilaidexiqiao,bingqingfanfuduocidoumeiyoubanfaqugen,fanershigengjiadeyanzhong。

gedayiyuandouzhaobuchulairenhedemaobing!

yeyunyansisidizuanzhequantou,tadexinzhongyijingranqinuhuo!

linfengjiangyinzhenrengjinlelajitong,shuo:“xinglezheicidezhiliaojieshu,mingtiankankanyelaoyeziruhe,zaijuedingxiayibudezhiliaofangan。”

yeyunyanchongzhelinfengdaoxie:“duoxie,ruguonenggouzhihaowoyeye,wodayingdeshiqingjueduibuhuiwangji!”

linfengzuijiaoyixiao,shuo:“haoshuo,haoshuo。”

yeyunyankanzhelinfengzuijiaodeweixiao,huranjianyouxiangdaoletazhiqiandehuahegangcaizijidejiongzhuang,yishijianlianseyihong,zhuanshenchaozhewaimianzouqu。

yetengcishiwuzhexiaoxiongdimanmanzhanqilai,youqiwulidehanzhe:“yeyunyan,yeyeyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,wobaozhengjiangnizhuchuyejia!”

linfengdandanniutou,shuo:“doubianchenggongyasangle,geleba,yijingshayongle。”

yetengfennu:“nizhaosi……”

keshimeizouliangbuyouzaidaozaidi。

likailebieshu,yeyunyanshuo:“wojinikaigejiudian,nihaohaoxiexi,womingtianqujieni。”

linfengxiaozheshuo:“jiudian?wozheirenconglaidoubushuijiudiande,jiudianmeiyoujiadeweidao,woshuibuxiguan。”

yeyunyansisuo:“neiwobanianpaizaiwopengyoujiaba,mingtianqujieni。”

linfengkaozaihoumian,xiaoyingyingdeshuo:“neibucheng,wozheigerenbuxihuanshuiburenshiderenjiali,burandehuahuishuibuhaode,huidanwumingtiandezhiliao。”

yeyunyan**deshouzhangsisizuanzhefangxiangpan,zheigewulai!

zheibushibaiminglexiangyaolaizaizijijialimian!

keshiweilemingtianyeyedebing,tayezhinenggoujiangzheigewulaidaihuijiali。

yeyunyandejiabingfeishishenmebieshu,ershijianjiandandandeliangshifang。

yijianfangshitadeguifang,yijiantafangleyixieyundongqixie。

xianranliangjianfangdoumeiyoujilinfengtengchulaishuijuededifang。

buguolinfengbuzaiyi,daoletajiajiuyaowangshafashangyitang,yeyunyanlianmangshuo:“dengdeng!ni……quxizao!”

linfengyihuo:“a?xizao?zheimekuaima?”

yeyunyanlianseyihong,hechitashuo:“wopanibawodeshafanongzang!kuaiqu!”

linfengheiheiyixiao,shuo:“haolei。”

zoujinleweishengjian,limianyouzheiyigeyugang,shangmianyouzheyixiexiangzao,zhenggeyushiwenqilaidoushixiangxiangde。

taganggangjiangyifutuoxialai,zheishihouhurankandaopangbiandeqiangshanghaoxiangguazheshenmedongxi。

zoujinyikan,yuanlaishiyeyunyanhuanxialaidepangci。

linfengzuoweiyigeshenqing**,diyicijinjulideguanchazhenvhaidetieshenyiwu,yishijianhaiyouxiehaoqi。

zhengzaitazhunbeiduanxiangyifandeshihou,waimiandeyeyunyanhuranxiangqilaizuotianzijixizaohuanxialaideneiyihaoxiangzaiweishengjian!

yeyunyanhuangmangchaozheweishengjianpaoqu,zhijietuikailefangjianmen,zhengkandaolinfengkanzhezijideneiyi。

“啊!流氓!”