扶妹魔重生后,锤爆全家章节_1

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woheshuangbaotaimeimei,yiqizhongshengle。

shangyishi,tabazhanwoshenfen,duozouwoqiyun。dingtiwoshangmingpaidaxue,jiaoqirenshengyilukaigua。

zheiyishi,tongyangzailaiyici——

taquebeiyangfuzhaoshangmenbatuidaduan;

shitaruzhurubaodeyangmuzhuahualetadelian;

fuhaolaogongzhuantouzazhongjinzhuiwo,queshuotazangrangtagun。

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woheshuangbaotaimeimeishibeiyangfumuconggueryuanbaoyanghuilaide。

houlaitamenlilehun,yangmudaizoulemeimei,woliuzaileyangfujia。

jiuzheiyangchediduanlelianxi,zhengzhengshinian。

yuanyiweiwomenbuhuizaiyoulianxi,taquezaihuiyuanjidicanjiagaokaodezheitian,bawoyuechulai,reqingdisongwoyizhang“fengkaobiguofu”。

womiansebubiandijieguohou,tuozhetongxuejingzhizoule。

tongxuewenwo:「neishi**mei?duinitinghaode,niweishenmeduitazheimelengdan?」

wolengxiao:「zaojiushimoshengrenle。」

「qinjiemeixuenongyushui,genghekuangshishuangbaotaini。」

「shuangbaotaicaikepabushima?」

shinianqiandeneigeyuye,beiyangfudadebiantilinshangdeyangmuwangxiangwohemeimei,yanzhongmanshijiujiehewunaishi。

womeiturandakuzhezuanjinyangmuhuailijinjinbaozhetabufang,yushiyangmuxuanleta。

linzouqian,tajiwobanlegeguilian,zuolewushengdekouxing:

「zheiciwohaishixuanmama。」

wocaiyishidao,wohetadouzhongshengle。

zhishidangshiwomeifanyingguolai,erbeizaoyishidaozhongshengdemeimei,youyicichenggongxuanzelegenmama。wozegenzhexujiu、jiabaochengyindebabashenghuorulvbobing,yiyanbuhejiubeiquandajiaoti。wobiandeyuelaiyuechenmo,zhinengkaoshuatitaobi。

shangyishigaokaohou,yangmupotianhuangdichuxianshuoyaobuchangwo,tarangwohemeimeihuanhuilai,shuoyaobuchangwoqueshidemuai。

neishiwomengmeiyiqiudemuaia,womeiyouyouyujiudayingle。

kejieguoni,yiqiedoushitamenshejihaode,yangmushuodehuan,shizhibawogaokaokaoqudemingpaidaxuejihuiyehuanjimeimei。

wobuyuanyijiuqulexuexiaobaoming,yangmuquezaixinshengbaodaobangongshilizuozhengwocaishimeimei。

zhiciwohemeimeiderenshengzhenzhenghuhuan。

meimeiyongwodeshenfenshanglemingpaidaxue,jieshilefuerdai,dangshangjiaoqi,zoushangrenshengdianfeng。

erwozechengleyangmudeshihuanyongren,renshengguodexisui。

zhidaomoutian,meimeigouwurangwolinbao,yiliangshikongdejiaochezhizhidichaotachongguolai,tababenlaianquandewochedaoshenqian。

peng!chehuodaozhiwomenshuangshuangshenwang。

......

wozhuanguojiaoxuelouguaijiao,bataqiulaidefudiudaolelajitongli。

呸!

zheiyishi,woyaorangnimenshenbaiminglie,yiwusuoyou。

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xiangdaojintian,shenshiwuchuxianshimingmeidafangdexiaorong。

wohendeyayangyang,renyouzijibeichouhendeqingxubaowei。

开门的声音响起。

yangfudaizheyishenjiuqijinlai,zhidandandipielewoyiyanbiandasuantuichuqu。

wozaixiongqianwolewoquantoujizijigujing,qishenhanzhuleta。

「ba,woyoushizhaoni。」

「haibushui?mingtianyaokaobujige,kanlaozizenmexueni!」

tazuidezhandouzhanbuwen,yihuizhouzibawotuilegeliangqiang。

「wojintianyudaowomeile。」

yangfushenqingyidun,zuiyimenglongdeshuangyanyixiazizhengdale,shanchuxingfendeguang。

「womeizaizheiergaokao,womakendingyelaile。」

「kuai!kuaidaiwoqu,woyaozhuazhuneichouniangliang,kantamenhainengwangnaerpao!」

wobayueshuoyuexingfen,yandidoushiyuwang。

wolonglelongtoufa:「mingtiangenwoyiqiqukaochang,jiunengdundaoshenshiwu。」

wobakaishidiankuangdaxiao,zhongzhongdipailewojixia。

「laotianhaishiaiwode,zanjiayijiasikouzhongyunengtuanyuanle。」

woyizhuduiyangfudeyane,chushengfuhezhe。

......

gaokaozuihouyimenjieshu,woteyiqiaoqiaogenzaishenshiwushenhou。

guoranyichuxiaomen,yangfujiucongrenqunzhongdingshangleta,shangqianyibajiuzhuta。

tahekanjianguiyiyang,jinghuangdizhengtuo,ketanalishiyangfudeduishou。

「chouyatoupianzi,nigenlaozihuijia。」

「woburenshizheiren,woburenshizheiren!」

yangfuqideliandoubaile,yibazhangchouleshangqu,shenshiwudezuolianshunjianzhonglelaogao。

「laozidouburenshi!kanwojintianbuhaohaojiaoyujiaoyuni!」

tashichuquanli,yijiaobashenshiwuchuaifanzaidi,youshiyijiaotizailetatoushang,suijierlaidishigengmengliedequandajiaoti,xiongshang、duzishang、tuishang.....

shenshiwushukouxianxuepenchu,beidadepitousanfa,hunshenqingzi,yishanbuzheng。

wozangzaiweiguanderenqunli,shuangmuxinghong,zuijiaoliekai,yadouyabuxialai。

shenshiwu,zheihuihuannichangchangwoshangyishideshinian,jiazheiyishishiniandetongku。

weiguanderenqunli,turanyourenhandao:「jingchalaile,jingchalaile。」

hehe,wobaodejing,laidegangganghao。

yangmua,gailundaonile。

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「ba、meimei,fashengleshenme,nimenmeishiba?」

wosuanzheshijian,jiliangrenchongzudizuobiludeshijian,shanshanlaichi。

shenshiwuhenhendidingzhewo,muguangruyitougouyancanchuandeyeshou。

biqinglianzhongdeshenshiwutaihaoxiaole,woxianglezheibeizizuinanguodeshicaiyaxialexiangxiaodechongdong。

yangfushuangtuijiaodie,youyoukaikou:「jingchashushu,wozaoshuoshiwonverleba,zheiliangshishuangbaotai,zhangdeyimoyiyang。」

dengwozoujin,quanchangderenweizhiyileng,doudingzhewodeliankan。

wodeliangcelianjialiantongbozi,fugaizheheisexiantiaowenshen,chumujingxin。

yangfudama:「shenchuyi,nihaohaoyigenvhaizenmewenshenzailianshang,yihouhaizajiarenrangwoshoucaili!」

shenshiwuyejile,huangbuzeyan:「nigaolewenshen,neiwohaizenmedingtinishenfen......」

shuodaoyiban,tayoujiaranerzhi,zhiyinchenchendedingzhewodelian。

cishiyimingshencaigaotiao,qingjunminglangdejingchalanzhuleyangfushangqiandedongzuo,qingkeleyixia:「wenshenshigerendeziyou,xianzaishuohuizheigeanzi。

「qingwennishidongshouzheshenqiangdenver,beidazheshenshiwudejiejiema?」

我点点头。

「woshishenqiangdeyangnv,shenshiwudeshuangbaotaijiejie。」

jingchayinglesheng,meiyanrumo。

「jiusuanshiqinshengde,yebunengdongshou,nizheishijiabao。」

tajiezheyouduishenshiwushuo:「nishuonishiniandoumeijianguoshenqiangle,nixianzaidejianhurenzainaer?」

沈十五撇过脸。

「womanshibale,womazaiwaidi,yongbuzheta,

「haiyou,wojujuebuhejie。」

yangfuzhanqilaiyouxiangduitadongshou,beijingchayibaniuzhuanzailezhuozishang,dongzuoliluo,yanshenruiliyansu。

「别动!」

yangfuzhihanteng,shenxizheqi。

chulijieguoshishenqiangyinjiabaojuliushiwuri。

shenshiwubeibaoda,shenqiangbeijuliu,woanzihengxiaoyisheng,zheizhishikaiweiqiancai。

wopeishenshiwuquyiyuan,woyezhongyujiandaoleyangmu,zhanglan。

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「baobeiguinv,nimeishiba。」

yangmuchongjinbingfang,kandoumeikanwoyiyan,baozheshenshiwuyoumoyoubao,shifenguanqie。

wozhanzaiyipangxinwubolan,zicongyishidaozhongshengle,woduiyangmudelvjingyisui,caikeguandekanqingtadezhangxiang。

yanjingsanjiao、quangutuchu、xiabajianli,yifujiansuankeboxiang。

「shinirangshenqianggandeba?」

yangmuzhouzhemei,shenshouyaoqiawo,beiwoduoguoqu,shunshituidaoleshenqiandedengzi,dengzizadaotadejiao。

养母疼得龇牙咧嘴。

我心里乐开了花。

「ma,nikanshenchuyi,tawenlelian,wo......」

shenshiwudehuazhishuoleyiban,jiyangmushiyanse,talianseshuadibaile,haoyihuicaizhendingxialai:

「chuyia,mamawenni,nizheiwenshenshijiadeba?」

woyongshouzhihenhendicuolecuowodelian,wenshensihaomeiyoubianhua。

「dangranshizhende,wojintiangangwende,woman18suile。」

我笑地乐呵呵的。

「wobuxin,nizheimepiaoliangdeguniangzenmerenxinzheimedaochi。」

woyangmuyeshangshouyongjinleliqicuowodelian,bantianwuguohouchuixialetou。

wofuzhebeicuodeweihongdelian,wusuoweidao:

「fanzhengdiebutengniangbuai,wojiufangzongzijibei。」

yangmuheshenshiwuliansenankan,duishilepianke。

yangmunaqishuihudijiwo,dandankaikou:「chuyia,niqujimeimeidahureshuiqu。」

wojieguoshuihu,youzaizaidizouchubingfang,zhibenyiyuanwai。

fangxin,woliuzushijianjinimentaolun,zhenghaozhaogexiaotanjiejuewanfan。

yidaoyiyuanmenkouwojiubeihanzhule。

「zenmeyang,zheijiawenshenhenbizhenba?」

xiangziaiqiangshangzuozheyigehuangdangzhetuidenansheng,dabandeliuliliuqi,yifujieliuziyang。

「很不错!」

我挑挑眉,走近他。

tashouyicheng,wenwenluodi。

「决定纹真的了?」

「ng,buguoyaodengjitian。」

「xing,zhunbeihaolelianxiwo。」

nanshengchuizhekoushao,baibaishou,xiaoshizaiyeseli。

wenkendingshiyaowende,zhibuguobuzaiwolianshang。

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zheigenanshengjiaozhouheng,shizheipianerchumingdehunhun,haiyouyishoujingmiaodewenshenjishu,shangyishicengjinghewoxiangguoqin。tazaifanzhuoshangfengkuangxuanyaozijihuyouleduoshaorenwenlian,zhuanleduoshaoqian,keshishuohaowuzhiyedaodele。

jinwanqujingchajuqiandezheiduanshijian,wojiushiquzhaoleta,hetashuolezijixiangwenlian,xianshishijiade。

meimeidichilewanyidawanmianhou,yichuanmeibeizhudehaomadaguolai,wochoujianxingfendijieqilai:

「chuyi,nipaonaerle?huilaimamazhaonitantan。」

wozuijiaoyimo,xiaozhewangyiyuanzou。

wojindaobingfangshi,qifenyouxiechenmen,shenshiwuyanjingkudehongzhong,zhanglanchenmozhe,mingxianshichaoguojiale。

「ma,nizhaowoshenmeshi?」

wobashuihufangdaochuangtoujushang,zhuangzuoyiliantianzhendewen。

「chuyi,zheimeduonianmaduibuqini,maxiangbuchangni。」

laile,heshangyishijihuyimoyiyangdetaici。

zhanglanyiliankuijiudiqianqiwodeshou。

「maxiangrangnihemeimeihuanhuilai,niliuzaimashenbian,mayongyuanzhaoguni。」