第1章
“huanxia，wokumingdenvera，nizenmejiuzheimezoule......”
“姐姐~”
“娘亲，娘亲~”
好吵，好冷，好痛！
toutongyulie，erpangkushengzhentian，kudezijinaodaitutudeteng。haorongyishuigetashijue，sheizaizheiliaoaokujiaogebuting。
叫魂啊！
zhouweihaiyouyilundeshengyin：
“aiyou，zhendasirenle。”
“taihendule，yexiadequshou。”
“youzheiyangdedie，sileyeshizhongjietuo。”
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huanxifanzaodezhoulemeitou，naozilishanguoyilianchuandexinxi。
shihezijitongmingtongxingdekumingnvhaierdeguowang，yuanzhumuhuanxishibeitadiemunianhuayigunzidazaitoushang，qijuede。
yuanyinhenjiandan，munianhuayaobahuanximaijizhenshangdewanglaoye。
bucong，fashengzhengzhi，jiubeiqijidemunianhuayigunzizanaomenshang，sile。
naozilixiangfangdianyingyiyang，yigekeliannvhaierdeyishengzaihuayibandenianjishijieshule。
temede，shishangjingyouzheiyangdezhadie。huanximoranzhengkaiyanjing，yanshenbingleng，shayijinxian。
“sirenzhengyanle！”yigeqibasuidenantong，zhenghaowanghuanxizheilikan，zhenghaohuanxidelianchaozheyuanmen。beihuanxituranzhengkaiyan，luchuxionghendeyanshenhedewawadaku，zhiwangbangbiandarenbeihouzuan。
sirenzhengyanjingle，yuanmenwaikanrenaodecunmindouwanghuanxizheilikan。
kanguohouqiqihedeshenziyidou，zhengyanle，neiyanshenhaokepa。
etoubeimunianhuadapole，xueliuleyilian，zaijiashangyishuangxionghendedayanjing，taikongbule。
gangcailizhanghelianggecunminshangqianyanzhengguo，queshishiduanleqi，bukenengzaihuoguolaile。
“huan、huanxi，ni、nishisi，sile，hai、haishihuo、huode？”qiaomeixingyehedeshengyindoubianle，zhandouzhe，hedeshouruanjiaoruancaimeijianghuailidehuanxijidiuchuqu。
huanxikanguolai，ruyandeshisangebeitongyujuelianshangguazheleishui，danjingkonggengduodelian。yigebaojingfengshuangdezhongnianfunv，yigezhiqiweituodeshiersansuideshaonv，haiyouyigetoudayanjingdadexiaodouding。
darendemunianhuayaoshangqiankangejiujing，beiwufanglazhu，“ye~wohaipa！”
“biepa，muhuanxijiusuanzuolegui，tayepaye。”munianhuaanfuwufang，shangqianshenshouqutanbixi，mohuanxideyanpizi。
sheizhi，shoushenguoqu，jiubeihuanxiyibaniezhu，yiyongliniezhemunianhuadeshouwangagazuoxiang。
“tongtongtongtong！”munianhuabeiniedeyoutong，xinliyouhaipa，lingyizhishoumodaodishangledaixuedegunzijiuyaoza。beihuanxiyiyongli，tuilegedaoyang，yipiguzuodishang。
munianhuazuodishangdaotuizhewanghoujibu，shouzhandoudezhizhehuanxi，“zha、zhashile！”
cunminkanxiangmunianhuadeshou，beiniedeshouwanhongleyiquan。zaikanmuhuanxi，yijiuehenhendedingzhemunianhua。
娘喂，真诈尸了。
zhongrenxinzhongyidou，yigegezhengqihuayidewanghoutuilesanbu。
“huanxia，woshinianga。”jingheguohou，qiaomeixingtanletanhuanxidebixi，haiyouqi。ganjinshenshoumomohuanxidelianheshou，rede，“huanximeisi，tayouhuoguolaile。”
huanxikanxiangqiaomeixing，shengyinmeiyouyidianwendu，“sile，youhuoguolaile。”
ninversile，huoguolaideshiwo。