第五章 必须是一个傻子

taxinjipoduo,yedongdechayanguanse,suoyichenniangzheixixiaodebianhuatayemeiyoufangguo。

kanqilaichenniangheyiqianshimeiyoushenmebianhuade,danshiruguozixiguanchaguoderenjiuhuifaxianbushizheimehuishi。

chenniangjintianduifengruoliangshibigongbijingde。

yiqiandechenniangduifengruoliangqishishineizhongzhangbeideguanhuai。

caoedemuguangjiumiaodaolefengruolianglianshang,neigeshazihaishilenglengdekanzhedimian。

caoeshouhuilemuguang,tajuedezijizhenshixiande,jingranhuiguanxinzheigeshazideshi。

chenniangbaguaizhangjifengruoliangwohao,fuzhetazoulejibu,huranjiankaikou,“zhangfangnaqule?”

fengruoliangziranbuhuihuidata,caoeqiangzaiqitayahuanqianmiandao,“huidaren,nubigangcaizaihuanyifangneibiankanjianzhangmale。”

“taquhuanyifangganshenme?”chenniangzhouqilemeitou。

“zheigenubijiubuzhidaole,buguotingshuozuijinzhangmahesongmatamenjingchangquhuanyifangneili。”

fengruoliangzicongshisuineinianfengleyihou,songniankedenaixingzhichixuleyinian,bianrangtabandaolezheili,wanghouchenniangquhuibaoshenmeshi,songniankeyeshiaidabulide。

suoyifengruoliangdeshiqingjihudoushichenniangbande,dangshichenniangshuozuofengruoliangdeyahuanyueyinfanfan,zheigezhangfangjiuzhudongzhanlechulai。

chenniangweilenengrangzhangfangshishidoukanzhefengruoliang,chuzheigexiaoyuanzideshiqingjihudouburangtazuo,shenzhiliantazijideyifudouyouhuanyifangderenzhuanmenguolaina。

houlaifengruoliangkaishiwangwaipao,tahaixunchiguozhangfang,zhangfangyibabitiyibaleideshuofengruoliangnaozheyaochuqu,tayeburenxinzhengtianbafengruoliangquanzaizheigexiaoyuanzili。

tayejiumoxulezheijianshi。

gangcaiyinweitaiguozhenjing,tahuilaideshihou,jingranmeifaxianzhangfangbuzai。

yanxiamashangjiuyaojingong,chenniangyemeishijianquzhaozhangfang,zhinengdengfengruoliangconggonglihuilaizaishuo。

chenniangbafengruoliangfujinlewuli,rangyahuanmenjinqujitashuxi。

caoexianguanshanglemen,bianbashoulizhongzhongdechaofurengdaolechuangshang。

“yigeshazi,chuanneimehaoyoushenmeyong?”

lingyigeyahuanyegenzhebashoulidetuopanzadaolefengruoliangdeshenshang,shoushipengzhuangdeshengyinjingdonglewaimiandechenniang。

chenniangkaozaimenkou,“zenmele?”

caoelianmangyingsheng,“meishidaren,maxiangbuyixiaoxinbashoushipengdiaole。”

maxiangnaqiyimeiyuchai,kanzhefengruoliangdaizhidemuguang,zalezazui,“kexizheimehaodeshoushile。”tahuranshenshounieqilefengruoliangdelian,“yekexizheizhanglianle。”

caoehaimeidengdahua,yizhichenmodeneigexiaoyahuan,qingshengdao,“haishikuaidianjigongzhushuxiba,daihuigailaibujile。”

“nihaijiaotagong……”caoechixiaoyisheng,houmiandehuaqueyanzailehoulongli。

“wobupei,nipeima?”

maxiangneizhishouhaitingliuzaifengruolianglianshang,ketazhengzhishouyijingbeifengruoliangnieduan。

maxianghouzhihoujuetonghuchushengdeshihou,chenniangyijingchonglejinlai。

caoenaozizhuandekuai,tafeikuaidepaodaolechenniangshenbian,“daren,gongzhuta……”

“gongzhuninmeishiba?”chennianggenbenmeilihuicaoeshuoshenme,tajinzhangdekanzhefengruoliang。

fengruoliangpiantoukaozaiqiangshang,shouruodeshouquekazaimaxiangbozishang。

renpingmaxiangyongjinleliqi,quezhengzhabude,tahaosixiayimiaojiuhuiduanleqi。

“zheixienian,nimentingzhaoguwodea。”fengruoliangqingqingkaikou,shengyinquerangrenbuzijuedefadou。

caoezuixianfanyingguolai,talianmangguilexiaqu,:“gongzhushuzui,shinubidaimanlegongzhu!”

yizhichenmodexiaoyahuanyegenzheguilexiaqu。

“daiman?”buzhidaoshibushimaxiangdecuojue,tajuedefengruoliangmeiyigehuxidoudaizheshaqi。

chenniangbuzhigaizenmeshouchang,tayeshituranjianmianduizheiyangdefengruoliang,yishunjianjiuyaorangtaganshouliuniandekuayue。

yemeiyoudengtafanying,fengruoliangshouruodeyushoushangmoranjianranqilechengguang。

“a——”caoeyinweijinghehanchusheng。

yipangchenmodexiaoyahuanlianseyehencangbai,danshiquemeiyoucaoeneimekongju,tatoutoutaiyanqiaolefengruoliangyiyan。

tamenlaideshihoudoumeiyouzhuyi,fengruoliangjinriganganjingjingde,qingsishisankaide,zhezhuletayibandemianrong。quezhebuzhutaaoqidemuguang。

tajiuneimepianzhetou,haosizaikansiqudemaxiang,youhaoxiangzhishizaikanzijishoushangdefashu,keshibuguantazaikanshenme,tademuguangshipinitianxiade。

xiaoyahuanjinfubijiaowan,tacaijinlailiangnian,yikaishishizaishanfangneibianzuoshi,houlaidiaodaoleneiwu。

jiashangzheici,tayigongjifengruoliangsongleliangcigongfu。

xianxiashi,fulidexiaoyahuanmenziranhuijudaoyiqishuoxiexianhua,danshitamenhenshaoshuofengruoliangdeshiqing。

yiweiguoqutaijiule,yijingmeiyoutanzile,xianzaidaduoshurentiqizheigemingzichulefengzixiangbudaobiedeshiqing。

fengruoliangsongleshou,neimaxiangjiuzhongzhongdeluodaolechuangtashang。

wulixiangqichenmendeshengyin,quemeirengankaikou。

“chenboqugen……ningwangshuo,zheisangexiaoyahuanwoyaole,ningwangyaoshibutongyi,nizailaigenwoshuo。”fengruoliangtingdunleyixia,tahuranjianbujideneigerenjiaoshenmele。

chenniangdianleyixiatou,“laonumingbai。”

fengruoliangdanliangdemouziyouzhuanguotoukanzheyizhizaifadoudecaoe。

caoeganjuedaotaetoushangdeshixian,huangmangdejiukaishiketou,“gongzhuraoming,raoming!nubiyidinghaohaosihounin!”

fengruoliangzuijiaocheqiyimolengxiao,“bale,wojineryebuxiangsharenle。nimencongjinri……bunenglikaizheigeyuanzi。”tanianqileyazaimaxiangshenxiadeneigechaizi,“zheigeren,zenmeshuosijiusileni?”

caoehedeyoukaishiketou。

“chenboqugenningwanghuifuba,womashangdao。”fengruoliangzhanleqishen。

“neilaonuchuliyixia。”chenniangdianlediantou,bamaxiangtuolexiaqu。

qishitamenzheixieyuanlidezhuzi,xiangchusiyigexiarenbuguoshixiaoshiyizhuang。danshizaifengruoliangzheilijiubushile。

yinweifengruoliangshiyigeshazi。

tayebixushiyigeshazi。

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yushiroujisongniankeanleyihuidejianbang,jiuhuanleyifu,zhanzailetadeshenbian。

tabunengchuangongfu,zaizheiwangfuliziranshitashuolesuan,danshiqulehuanggongjiubushile。

songniankezhufuguota,zaiwaimianyidingyaoduifengruoliangbigongbijing。

danfanyouyisibutuo,beipangrenqiaolequ,tamendouyaodaomei。

chenniangchulilemaxiangdeshishou,laigensongniankeshuofengruolianxianqianshuodeneifanhua。

songniankezhishidianlediantou,shenmedoumeishuo。

daoshiyushiroukailekou,“gongzhuzendeturanjianyaozheimeduorensihoule?”

chenniangwanleyao,“huierfuren,gongzhushangletui,xingdongbubian。”