第1章
peinverzaiyiyuandazhenshi，turanshuadaolaopotizhulidangjiudeshipin。
“luzong，nibunengzaihele！zheibeiwotinihe！”
sunchenshenshou，quebeilaopokuaisuduokai：“buxing，nishenshanghaiyoushangni，bunenghejiu。”
zhouweichuanlaiqihongdeshengyin。
“luzong，niduisunchenyetaihaoleba？zheiyaoshibuzhidaode，haiyiweinimenshiyiduini！”
wozhijiejiangshipinzhuanfajilaopo。
“zheijiushinisuoweideyingchou？tizhulidangjiu？”
“shipinshisheifajinide？！”
laopoquefanguaiwo：“woshizaigongzuo！meinixiangdeneimewochuo！”
“woshenmedoumeishuo，nizenmejiuzhidaowobanixiangwochuole？haishishuonibenlaijiuyouneiyangdexinsi？！”
我懒得废话。
“jini20fenzhongdeshijian，ruguowomeizaiyiyuankanjianni，houguozifu！”
20fenzhonghou，laopomeilai。
wozhijiebolegedianhuachuqu：“likechehuisuoyoutoudaolushidezijin。”
jirantazhimibuwu，neijiubieguaiwole。
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baozhenverlikaiyiyuan，youxilegezao，duanduanyixiaoshideshijian，shoujiliyijingduole10duotongweijiedianhua。
quanbudoushiluroudalaide。
zaitazaicijiangdianhuaboguolaideshihou，wosuishoujiele。
shunjiantadenuhoushengjiuchuanleguolai。
“zhouyan，nifenglema？zaizheigeshihouchezi？！”
“weilezheicijingbiao，wozuzuzhunbeilesangeyue！”
“nimingzhidaoxianzaishiyanzideguanjianshike，ruguobeichadaowomenzhanghulimeiyouqian，jiuhuizhijieshiqujingbiaodezige。”
“nishiyaorangwosuoyoudenulihuiyuyidanma？！”
jiehunqinian，zheishiluroudiyiciduiwofazheimedadepiqi。
kewoqueduanzhehongjiubei，mantiaosilidizouxiangyangtai，yuqimoran。
“woshuoguole，ruguonimeichuxianzaiyiyuan，houguozifu。”
“shinifeiyaotiaozhanwodedixian，jiranruci，neinijiuyaozuohaochengdanhouguodezhunbei。”
lurousihaobujuedezijicuole。
依旧振振有词。
“wodougennishuole，woshizaimanggongshi......”
“jizhulidangjiuyeshinigongshideyibufen？”
我懒得废话。
“wojinizuihouyigejihui，mingtianshangwushidianqian，ruguowomeiyoukandaosunchenlikaigongsidexiaoxi，bujinshizhanghulidezijin，fangzaixiangmushangdezijin，woyehuiquanbuchechulai！”
diuxiazheijuhua，wobianjiangdianhuaguale。
diertianshangwujiudian，yourenjiwofalaisunchenbaozhexiangzilikaigongsidezhaopian。
gongsiqunlishunjianzhakaileguo。
zuizhongyiluroufanujieshu。
duiyuqunlidexiaoxiwobingbuzaiyi。
jianlurouzheicizhongyutinghua，wolijifenfurenjiangzuowanchehuidezijinyoudaleguoqu。
quebuxiang，zhuantoujiushoudaolehezuogongsilaozongfalaidexiaoxi——
“zhouzong，nilaopodailaigegandidi，rangwojianpaigezhiwei，nikanwozheianpaishenmeyangdezhiweiheshi？”
真是好得很！
jianluroudadejingranshizheigezhuyi，wozhijiebatadaizhesunchenquduifanggongsidezhaopianfaleguoqu。
“nishibushiyiweiwohenhaopian？”
luroushunjiandadianhuaguolaixingshiwenzui。
“nirangrenjianshiwo？zhouyan，nishenmeshihoubiandezheimebukeliyule？”
“nimingzhidaosunchenshiweilejiuwogunxialoutide，wobangtadangjiuzhishixiangbaodata，niweishenmejiushibunenglijie？feiyaoduitaganjinshajue？！”
jianwozhishirangtakaichusunchen，zaitayanlijiuchengleganjinshajue，wozhijuedekexiao。
“ruguonixiangkankanshenmejiaozuozhenzhengdeganjinshajue，wobujieyirangniqinyanjianshiyixia！”
zhisuoyizhiqianmeineimezuo。
shiyinweitagenbenbupeiwodongshou。
danxianzailuroudehuachedidianranlewodenuhuo。
guaduandianhua，wofanshoubolegedianhuachuqu：“chayixialurouneitianweishenmehuichadiangunxialouti，tianheiqianwoyaozhidaojieguo。”