第1章
“wa，batadehaizijiwowachulai！”
mujiugewuzhebageyuedadeduzi，jingkongdewanghoutui，“muxiaoxiao，nixiangduiwohaizizuoshenme？”
“dangranshinalailianmuzidanle。”
muzidan，shijiqicanrendedanyao，xuyaojiangbuzuyuedehaizishengpouchulai，zaitikushengzhonghemutiyiqitourudanlu，yonghuoshengshengshaosi，lianhua。
mujiugehunshenfadou，nushengweixie，“nigan！woshitaizifei，jinrishiwodahun，chugegemashangjiuyaolaiyingquwo，talaileyaoshikandaonishanghaiwohehaizi，dinghuijiangniwumafenshi，suishiwanduan。”
“呵，娶你？”
muxiaoxiaoqingmiedelengxiao，“chunhuo，nidechugege，laiquderenshiwo。”
“bukeneng，nihushuo。”
ouyangchuyizhiduitajihao，jiangtapengzaishouxin，rongchongbeizhi，tajueduibuxinouyangchuhuibeipanta。
muxiaoxiaonaqiyipangfangzhedexifu，fengcidexiaodao：
“zhidaonidexifuchicunweishenmehuibudui，xiaoleme？bushiyinweixiuniangwangjilenishidaduyunfu，ershiyinwei，zheibenlaijiushiweiwoliangshendingzhi。”
shuozhe，tajiangxifuchuanzaishenshang，daxiaozhangdu，jingranwanmeideganggangqihe！
mujiugeliansezhouranshabai，liangqiangdechadiandiedao。
“bu，buhuizheiyangde，woduzilihuaideshichugegedehaizi，tabuhuizheimeduiwo......”
“nidangzhenyiweizheihaizishiouyangchude？hahaha，mujiuge，nizhenshiyuchunzhiji！dangchuzaijiuchibingshanshang，jiuni，heniyiyechunqingdenanren，kebushita。”
muxiaoxiaojiqiaodexiangshizaikanyigeshazi，“nizhangderucichoulou，ouyangchujiandaonijiuexinxiangtu，zenmehuipengni？tazhishizhidaolecishihou，maomingdingti，xiangliyongni，dedaotianshimendezhichibale。”
zheibageyuelai，mujiugeweileouyangchuqingjinsuoyou，quanlizhichi，bangtayibubuqingyunzhishang，dabaizhengdi，dengshangtaizizhiwei。
kejieguo，suoyoudeshenqinghouyi，yuandoushiyichangjingxinmouhuadepianju！
tazaoyiyumuxiaoxiaoantongqukuan，mouhuazheyaotaxingming。
“噗！”
mujiugeqijigongxin，yikouxianxuetulechulai，zaiyezhanbuzhudediedaozaidi。
“muxiaoxiao，nibudehaosi！ruoyoulaisheng，wodingyaojiangnibapitigu，rangnihuifeiyanmie！”