第4章 扒他裤子

fengqingyuzhongjiushigeshiersuidehaizi,tahedehunshenyidou,haipadewanghouduo,biantuibianqiurao:

“chengxiangfuren,wo、wocuole,wozhendebushiyouyi,yizhiyilaiwozhendeshibaxiaozhidangpengyou,jinribuzhidaoweishenmehuiguimixinqiao,xianzaiwozhendezhidaocuole,qiuqiuniraoguowozheiyiciba……”

yizhizairenqunzhongjinglidefengwanyan,yerenbuzhuzoushangqian,kanxiangchengxiangfurendao:

“furen,guyuyouhuazhicuonenggaishanmodayan,kuangqierenfeishengxianyoushunengwuguoni。

qingyuhaishigehaizi,yeshidiyicifancuo,nijiuzaijitayicigaiguodejihui,yuanliangtaba。

zhierjinrisuoshoudeshanghai,rihouwomenjiangjunfuyeyidinghuiqianbeibaibeidemibuta。”

chengxiangfurenmeixinninglening,youpiankedechiyi。

fengwanyanxinliyixi,zheixianranshiyoujihui。

fengqingjiujiuledongfangzhi,ruguotazaikaikou,chengxiangfurenyidinghuiwangkaiyimian。

talianmangkanduifengqingjiudao:“qingjiumeimei,nikuaibangmangshuoshuohua,qingyuhaodaiyeshinidedidi,tayizhidoubanidangzuoqinjiejieduidaide。

zheicidequeshitadecuo,yihouwoyidinghuiweinihaohaojiaoxunta,bingqiehuizhongfata,dantazuibuzhisia!”

shengyinshiduomederoumeikelian,rerentengxi。

fengqingjiuxinliquetengqinongliedeshayi,jiushizheiyangyigekanqilaiwenwanduanzhuangdenvzi,shaletahetadebaobao。

qianshi,tajiushibeitazheiyangdezuilianqipianleyibeizi!

nuliyaxiapuguoqushaletadeniantou,talenglengyangchuhua:

“zuibuzhisi?ruobushiwochushou,dongfangzhibiansile,zenmejiuzuibuzhisile?

wangzifanfahaiyushumintongzui,fengqingyufanlezheimedadecuo,zenmenengshuoyuanliangjiuyuanliang,dangzhierdemingshierxima?

chengxiangfuren,nijinkedongshou,ruoyourenzulan,jinkebaoguan!”

qinglideshengyindangkai,tazhuanshenjiuzou。

suoyourenjingedezhengdaleyanjing。

fengqingjiushuoshenme?jinkedongshou?haijinkebaoguan?

yiqiandetabushibafengfusuoyourendoudangzuozhiqinma?jintianzenmehui……

fengwanyanhefengqingyuhenhendedingzhefengqingjiuxiaoshidefangxiang,zongjuedejinridefengqingjiubianle,biandebuzaishoutamenzhangkong……

fengqingjiulikaihuayuanhou,jingzhihuilefengqiyuan。

kandaoshuxiyoumoshengdeyuanzi,tabiziqingbuzijinyisuan。

cengyiweitazaiyewufahuilai,cengyiweitahuisizaineigebinglengdemuwu,meixiangdao,tayouhuilaile。

qianyishi,zaizheigewuzili,tatingxinlefengwanyanduoshaojiaqingjiayidehua,zuoleduoshaoshashi,yinweikanduanletui,youtangleduoshaogeriye。

这一世,不会了!

shuyutade,tayaoyijianyijiannahuilai!

tashouguodeshang,yaobaibeiqianbeidehaihuiqu!

tadechourenmen,keyaozuohaozhunbeile。

忽然——

“didi,qianfangwushimichufaxianhuanzhe,shifouqianwangjiuzhi?”

naohailixiangqiguanfangdetishiyin。

fengqingjiushentidunledun,zheibushitazaixiandaideyiliaobaome!

yiliaobaotongguogaokejiyasuochengxinpian,zhirurentidanao,tongguoyinianbiankecaozuo,limianyongyougezhonggeyangdeyaocaiheqixie,gongnengqiquan。

keqianshitachuanyuechenggexiaoyinger,zhidaosiyemeiyoujifazheigexitong,zheiyishijingranhuifule?

xinxizhiyu,taqueyemeiduodajiurendexingqu,qianshishanliang,querenrenyurou,zheishi,tazhiweizijihuo。

tayongyinianjujue:bujiu。

xitong:“didi,cihuanzhedengjigao,jiuzhichenggong,jianglishikebaidudan。”

fengqingjiumouzihuranyiliang,baidudanshiyiliaobaolidegaojijiedudan,keyijiejiudu、shedu、jianxuefenghoududengyibaizhongdu,baokuo,tasuozhongdehuirongdu。

talianmangyongyinianyingxia:“jiu!renzaina?”

xitonglijizaidanaozhonghuizhiletiaoluxian。

fengqingjiugenzheluxian,henkuaidaodayuanzidecaocong。

zhijianyigeshenchuanheisejinyidenanrendaozaidishang,tadewuguanjunlengjuelun,quecangbaidehaowuxuese,mingmingtangzaidishang,quebuxianlangbei,fandaotouzheyushengjulaidejinleng、zunao。

zheigeyikanjiushenfenbufanderen,jingranyundaozaizheier?

fengqingjiuyouxiehaoqi,zoushangqianjinanrenbamai。

“didi,gaoshaosishidu,zhongjudu,xulijifuxiajiedudan,bingdatuishaozhen。”

官方的提示音响起。

fengqingjiulianmangyongyiniannachuyijingpeibeihaodeyaowu,jiangjiedudansaijinnanrenkouzhong,youbayaoshuixiruzhenguanli。

jinjiezhe,shenshoutuoxiananrendekuzi。

mimihuhuzhong,nanrenganjue**yiliang,zheishi……yourenbakailetadekuzi!

gaisi,sheizheimebuzhisihuo!

fengqigeganjuedaonanrendejiroujinbeng,shenshoupaidatadetunbudao:

“fangsong,bengzheimejinzenmezhadejinqu?”

nanrenxinlishuditengqishuanghan,zheibuhaisaodenvren,jingranhaixiangzhajinqu?

活腻了!

taxiangyizhangpiguoqu,keshentichenzhongwubi,zheiyidongnu,quanshengengshiyizhenxutuo,yishiyeyidiandiansanqu……

hunmiqian,tahaiqingxideganjuedaonvrendeshouzairounietadetunbu!

daitaxinglai,dingyaojiangtalingchi!