qinyuanzhijianmosuozheluchenxiexiadegeci，meiyigezidoufangfodaizhewushengdetanxi，chenzhongdiqiaojizaitadexinfang。
yiyuanzoulangjijingwusheng，weiyoutadididehengchangsheng，rutongyilvyouhunzaikongqizhongpiaodang。
“nituruqilaidejianxun……”
“让我措手不及。”
meiyigeyinfu，douxiangshicongluchenposuidexinzangzhongdiluodexianxue，dida，dida，luozaiqinyuandexinhuzhong，shunjianyunrankaiyipianwujindebeiliang。
qinyuanjinbishuangyan，fangfonengkandaoluchenneizhangcangbaiqiaocuidelian，ganshoudaotashenzangzaigeshengxiadejuewangyutongku。
jitianqian，putiangaidideyulexinwenxuangaotianhouliuruyanjijiangyulijiasanshaodahun。
qinyuanfangfonengkandaoneitangjindeqingjian，rutongjiandaoban，henhencitongzhebingtashangdeluchen。
neishizenyangdetongchexinfei？
qinyuanjinjinshisheshenchudidixiangxiangleyixia，jiujuedexiongqiangfangfobeijushiyazhu，huxidoubiandezhiseqilai，zhixibandetongkushunjianjuezhuletadexinzang。
“jintiannizhuangbandegewaimeili，zheimeiyecengyongzaihuaili……”
“kexizheishinihetadehunli，erwozhishijiabin……”
qinyuanmengdishenxiyikouqi，guntangdeleishuizaiyewufayizhi，duokuangerchu。
tafangfokandaoleluchengududeshenying，zaiwujindeheianzhong，yongjinzuihoudeliqi，goulechuliuruyanchuanzhehunshadejuemeimoyang。
neishibinsizhiren，duizheishijianzuihoudezhinian，yeshizuishendekewang。
huoxu，zhichengzheluchencanchuanzhijinde，zhengshineifenxiangyaoqinyanjianzhengliuruyanxingfudezhinian。
qinyuanhenhenbishangyanjing，gantongshenshoudetongkurutongchaoshuibanjiangtayanmei。
tacengjing，yerutongyigetiaoliangxiaochouban，beirenwuqingdiwannongganqing，neizhongbeibeipan，beijiantazunyandeziwei，tayongshengnanwang。
shiluchen，zaitazuiheiandeshike，kandaoletashenshangneiweiruodeguangmang，weitaliangshendazaoleneishou《tiwoxingfu》。
yiquchengming，taqinyuandemingzi，caideyizaigetanshangyiyishenghui，zhizhijinri，chengweizhishoukeredegetandalao。
errujin，zheishou《jiabin》，bizhi《tiwoxingfu》，gengtianleyifenwanxincigudetongchu，neishiaierbude，shimomoshouhu，shixishengziwodechengquan。
gecideweiye，yingruqinyuanyanliande，shiluchenneiqiujingqueyoudaizheyisizhandoudebiji。
“qinyuan，qitiannei，changhuozheishouge。”
zijilvexianniuqu，quelitouzhibei，fangfodaizheluchenzuihoudeshengmingnahan，qinyuankeyixiangxiang，luchenzaixiexiazheixingzishi，gaishichengshouzhezenyangdebingtongzhemo。
“放心吧，陆哥。”
qinyuanduizhekongkuangdezoulang，zhengzhongfashi，shengyindichenerjianding，daizheburongzhiyideliliang。
tayaochanghuozheishouge，rangzheishougexiangchedajiexiaoxiang，xiangchezhenggehuayuletan，tayaorangsuoyourendoutingdaoluchendenahan，ganshoudaoluchenneifenshenchendeaiyi。
qinyuannachushouji，zhijianzaipingmushangkuaisuhuadong，zuizhongtingliuzaitongxunluzhong“lindao”demingzishang。
shenxiyikouqi，tabotongleneigeshuxidehaoma。
“林导吗？”
dianhuaneitouchuanlailindaolvexiancaozadeshengyin，sihuzhengzaimangliuzhe。
“qinyuan？qinlaoshi？ninzenmeturanjiwodadianhuale，youshenmekeyibangdaonindema？”
lindaodeshengyindaizheyisiyihuo，gengduodeshijingxi，bijingxiangqinyuanzheizhongjibiedegetanjuxing，pingrilikeshihennanqingdongde。
qinyuanyuqipingjing，quedaizheyisiburongzhiyidejianding。
“zuixinde《mengmiangeshen》，wocanjia。”
dianhuaneitoushunjiananjinglexialai，fangfoshijiandouningguleyiban，zhinengtingdaolindaolvexiancuzhongdehuxisheng。
“ng？！！qinlaoshi，nin……ninshuoshenme？ninyaocanjia《mengmiangeshen》？！”
lindaodeshengyindouranbagao，daizhenanyizhixindejingxi，shenzhiyouxieshitai。
yaozhidao，weileyaoqingqinyuancanjia《mengmiangeshen》，talinmourenkeshimopolezuipizi，ruanmoyingpaolewushuci，douweinengruyuan。
yifangmianshiyinweiqinyuankaweitaida，qingyibuyuancanjiazongyijiemu，lingyifangmian，yeshiyinweiqinyuanzheigerenzuixinyinle，xinggeneiliandidiao，buxihuanpaotoulumian。
jishi《mengmiangeshen》deyurezhibozaoyizaiquanwangxianqirechao，reduqingsongtupoqianwanjibie，lindaoyecongweishewangguonengqingdaoqinyuanzheizundashen。
kexianzai，xingfulaiderucituran，rucicubujifang，jianzhirangtahuaiyizijishibushizaizuomeng。
“qinlaoshi，nin……ninshizhendema？ninyoushenmeyaoqiujinguanti，pianchoufangmian，womenjueduijininzuigaodedaiyu，yiqiedouhaoshangliang！”
lindaodeshengyindouyouxiezhandoule，jidongzhiqingyiyuyanbiao，shengpaqinyuanfanhui。
bijing，《mengmiangeshen》shitaqingzhulewushuxinxue，jiyuhouwangdewangpaizongyi，ruguonengyouqinyuanzheiyangdedakajiameng，jueduinengruhutianyi，gengshangyicenglou。
qinyuanyuqidanran，fangfozuochuzheigejuedingzhishizaipingchangbuguodeshiqing。
“片酬我不要。”
“woyaoshouqijiemudekaiboerchangjihui，woyaochangzijidege，erqie……pingweixishang，bixuyaoyouliuruyan。”
“啊？”
lindaozaicilengzhule，yuanbenjidongdexinqingshunjianbeijiaoleyipenlengshui，xiaorongyejiangzailelianshang。
erchang，zidaigequ，zheixieyaoqiuduiyuqinyuanzheiyangdekaweilaishuo，ziranshilisuoyingdang，jiemuzukendinghuihaobuyouyudidaying。
danshi，pingweixishangbixuyaoyouliuruyan……zheigeyaoqiu，zheshiyouxiejishou。
liuruyan，neikeshitianhoujibiedejuxing，pingrilijishaocanjiazongyijiemu，gengbieshuoshidanrenpingweile，erqietaxinggeqingleng，xianglaibuxihuanpaotoulumian，xiangyaoqingdongta，jianzhibidengtianhainan。
genghekuang，juli《mengmiangeshen》zhengshikaibo，zhishengxiaduanduanliangtianshijianle，shijianrucijinpo，xianzaiqulianxiliuruyan，kongpayelaibujile。
lindaolianshangluchuweinanzhise，yuqiyebiandeyouyuqilai。
“qinlaoshi，erchanghezidaigequdoumeiwenti，danshiliuruyan……zheiweitianhoudekaweishizaitaidale，erqietabuxihuancanjiazongyijiemushichulemingde，kongpa……”
“ng……zheiyang，wojichenyanyuleqixiayirenliangshendazaosanshoujinqu，baozhengshoushoubaokuan，niqulianxiyixialiuruyan，jiushuozheishiwoqinyuandechengyi。”
qinyuanyuqipingjingdipaochuleyigezhongbangzhadan，shunjianranglindaoyuanbendeyouyuyanxiaoyunsan，querdaizhideshikuangxihejidong。
chenyanyule，shiliuruyanqixiadeyulegongsi，erqinyuanyuanyiweichenyanyuledeyirenliangshendazaosanshoujinqu，zheijueduishiyigewufajujuedeyouhuo。
yaozhidao，qinyuanchushou，bishujingpin，tachuangzuodegequ，jihushoushoudounenghuobiandajiangnanbei，chengweiletandejinzizhaopai。
genghekuang，haishisanshoujinqu，zheijianzhishitiandadexianbing，zuyirangrenheyijiayulegongsidouweizhifengkuang。
youlezheifenchengyi，huoxu，zhendeyoukenengqingdongliuruyan！
lindaodehuxibiandejicuqilai，yuqiyechongmanlexingfen。
“hao！qinlaoshi，ninfangxin，wozheijiuqulianxichenyanyule，jinquanliquyaoqingliuruyan，danshi……nengbunengcheng，woyebuganbaozheng。”
“尽力就好。”
qinyuandandanshuodao，yuqizhongdaizheyisibuyichajuedeqidai。
“hao！womingbaile！qinlaoshi，nindengwodehaoxiaoxi！”
lindaojidongdiguaduanledianhua，fangfoshengpaqinyuanfanhuiyiban，jicongcongdiqulianxichenyanyulele。
dianhuaguaduan，qinyuanzaicishenshendikanleyiyanbingfangneideluchen，yanshenfuzaershenchen。
“zhiyuzhien，wuyiweibao……”
“luge，wowufatinizuojueding，wufazisidijiangzhenxianggaosuliuruyan。”
“danwoxiangnibaozheng，wohuijiejinquanli，rangtazaixianchang，qinertingdaozheishouge，tingdaoniyongshengmingpuxiedejuechang。”
qinyuanzaixinzhongmomofashi，shengyindicheneryouli，daizheyizhongbeizhuangdejuejue。
tayiranzhuanshen，maikaijiandingdebufa，likaileyiyuan，tashangleqianwangmodoudefeiji。
yinqingdehongmingshenghuapotianji，yeyushizheyichangjijiangxijuanzhenggehuayuletandefengbao，zhengzaiqiaoranyunniang。
jiexialaideliangtian，qinyuanrutongyigekuxingsengban，bazijiguanzaijiudianfangjianli，fengkuangdilianxizhe《jiabin》zheishouge。
tayibianyouyibiandichuaimozhegecideyijing，ganshouzheluchengeshengzhongyunzangdeqinggan，liqiujiangmeiyigeyinfu，meiyigexijiedouwanmeidichengxianchulai。
yucitongshi，lindaoyechuanlaileyigelingrenzhenfendexiaoxi——tianhouliuruyan，dayingdanren《mengmiangeshen》depingweile！
xiaoxiyichu，shunjianyinbaolezhenggewangluo。
zaidongguoyonghuliangzuidadeshejiaopingtai“weibo”shang，#liuruyanjiamengmengmiangeshen#dehuati，rutonghuojianbancuanshengzhiresoubangshou，redujugaobuxia。
#mengmiangeshenpingweizhenrong#、#mengmiangeshenkaibodaojishi#、#nizuiqidainaweimengmiangeshou#dengxiangguanhuati，yefenfenbazhanleresoubangqianshi，zhenggeweibopingtai，jihudoubei《mengmiangeshen》dexiangguanhuatisuoyanmei。
wangyoumendetaolunreqingkongqiangaozhang，gezhongcaiceheqidaideshengyin，rutongchaoshuibanyonglai。
“**！tingshuolema？xiguataidexinzongyi《mengmiangeshen》yaogaodade！yaoqingdequandoushigetandalao，chuanshuojiderenwu，shenzhihaiyouyintuishiduoniandelaopaigewang！”
“hezhishilaopaigewang！liuruyanyelailea！tianhouliuruyan！juranyaolaidangpingwei！jianzhibuganxiangxin！”
“si——zhei《mengmiangeshen》dezhenrongyetaihaohualeba？chongzheliuruyan，woyeyidingyaozhuiyizhuizheigejiemu！”
“shiashia！guangshitingyinsecaigeshoujiuhenyouyisile，erqiezheicilaidedoushidaka，kendinghuichangyuanchuanggequ，haihuifanchangbierendege，zheinanduzhijielamanlea！”
“tingshuohaiyoubushaochanggongnitiandexinrengeshouyehuicanjia，wanyidaoshihoubaxinrencaichenggetandalao，neixinrenqibushiyaoyifeichongtian，zhijiebaohuo？”
“si……xiguataizheishiyaogaoshiqinga！《mengmiangeshen》zheijiemu，youdiandongxia！”
“yijingkaishiqidaile！kexiliuruyanzhishidangpingwei，buchangge，yaoshinengtingdaotianhouxianchangkaisangjiuhaole。”
“hai，nixiangshani？zicongtianhouheguoyizhafenshouzhihou，jiuhenshaochanglaogele，xingeyechudeyuelaiyueshao，gujishiqingshangtaizhongleba，buguonengkandaotadangpingweiyebucuole，bijingshiqingchunhuiyia！”
“heihei，woyijingqiangdao《mengmiangeshen》xianchangzhibodemenpiaole！zuodengjiemukaibo！”
“loushangdeouhuang！xianmukule！”
wangluoshangdeyilunshengputiangaidi，gezhonghuatireduchixubiaosheng，wushuwangyouqiaoshouyipan，qidaizhe《mengmiangeshen》dezhengshikaibo。
zhongyu，zaiwanzhongzhumuzhixia，《mengmiangeshen》yinglailezhibozhiye。
modoudajuyuan，denghuohuihuang，cuicanduomu。
wushuzhangqiangduanpaodeshexiangji，rutonggangtieconglinban，mimimamadiduizhunzhewutaizhongyang，guanzhongxishangzuowuxuxi，renshengdingfei，qifenrelie。
xuanlidejuguangdengbutingshanshuo，jiaozhichengyipianguangyingdehaiyang，suizhejiemukaiboshijiandelinjin，《mengmiangeshen》dewangluozhibojianreduyerutongzuohuojianban，fengkuangpansheng。
duanduanjifenzhongnei，zhibojianredubianqingsongtupobaiwandaguan，danmurutongpububanqingxieerxia，mimimamadipumanlezhenggepingmu，wanbadianhuangjindangdeqiangdaliuliang，zaizheiyikezhanxiandelinlijinzhi。
“唰唰唰——”
jishuyaoyandezhuiguangdengzhouranliangqi，jujiaozaiwutaizhongyang，zhuchirenxiaosamaizheqingkuaidebufa，xiaorongmanmiandizoushangwutai，reqingyangyideshengyinshunjiandianranlequanchangguanzhongdereqing。
“huanyingdajiashoukanyouxxguanmingbochudequanxinyinlexuanyijingcaileizhenrenxiujiemu——《mengmiangeshen》！”
“jinwan，womenjiangyinglaiwuweizhongliangjipingwei，tamenfenbieshi……”
suizhexiaosayiyangduncuodeshengyin，juguangdengyicisaoguopingweixi，wuweishengzhuangdaban，xingguangyiyidepingweichuxianzaidapingmushang。
“柳如烟！”
“奶茶轮！”
“陈easy！”
“刘好汉！”
“韩胖胖！”
dangxiaosazhuyijieshaowanwuweipingweideshenfenshi，zhibojiandanmushunjianbaozha，gezhongjinghuhejianjiaoshengjihuyaojiangpingmuyanmei。
“wodetiana！zhendeshiliuruyan！ruyanjiejiehaishizheimepiaoliang！wuwuwu，wonvshenhaishizheimemei，dangnianneigegaisideguoyizhanan，zenmejiuzheimehenxinpaoqiletaa！”
“loushangdejiemeilengjingdian！zhananbuzhide！ruyanjiejiezhidegenghaode！”
“guoyizhananqueshishizhadaojiale！ruyanjiejiezheimeyouqian，zheimepiaoliang，zheimeyouxiu，tajurandounengzha，jianzhishisangjintianliang，renshengongfen！”
“hahaha，hanpangpanghaishizheimekeai！pangpangwoaini！”
“zuikeaidemingmingshinaichalunhaobuhao？suiranyefafule，danshihaishineimemengmengda！”
“liuhaohanlaoshicaishiyyds！taishanbeidou！tadechanggonghelelizhishijueduishitianhuabanjibiede，duiyuyinsedebianshidugengshiwurennengji，zheicikendingnengcaichuhenduomengmiangeshoudezhenshishenfen！”
“loushangde，nipashimeijianguoshimianba？lunyinsebianbie，haidekanwomenjiacheneasy！tadeerduo，neikeshichulemingdelingmin！”
“……”
zhibojiandereduchixupansheng，danmugundongsudukuaidaojihukanbuqingneirong。
yibanlaishuo，zhibokaishishifenzhongzuoyou，reducaihuidadaodingfeng，erneigeshihou，chabuduozhenghaoshikaiboerchangdehuanjie。
houtaihuazhuangjiannei，qinyuanshenchuanyixiheisefengyi，lianshangdaizheyifuyinsemianju，jingjingdizuozaiyizishang，bimuyangshen，dengdaizheshuyutadeshike。
wutaishang，xiaosajixuyongtaneichongmancixingdesangyin，diaodongzhexianchanghezhibojianguanzhongdereqing。
“jiexialai，jiurangwomenyongzuireliedezhangsheng，youqingjinwandediyiweimengmiangeshendengchang！qingdajiapingzhuhuxi，zixilingting，kankansheinengdiyigecaichuzheiweimengmiangeshendezhenshishenfen！”
“wenxintishi，caizhongdiyiweimengmiangeshenzhenshishenfendeguanzhong，jiangyoujihuihuodeyoujiemuzusongchudejingxidali——zuixinkuanboluo16pmshoujiyibu！zonggongwugexingyunmingee！”
“youqingjinwandiyiweimengmiangeshen，dailaigequ：《xuemaojiao》！！”
bansuizhexiaosachongman**dehuayu，wutaidengguangzhouranyian，quanchangguanzhongdoupingzhulehuxi，muguangqishuashuadijujiaozaiwutaizhongyang。
zaiwanzhongzhumuzhixia，wutaizhongyangdeshengjiangtaihuanhuanshengqi，yiweishenchuankuandadoupeng，jiaocaikuazhanggaoqiao，lianshangdaizhekatongmaomimianjudeshenmigeshou，huanhuanchuxianzaizhongrenmianqian。
zheiweimengmiangeshoujiangzijibaoguodeyanyanshishi，congwaixingshanggenbenkanbuchurenhexinxi，shengao，tizhong，xingbie，nianling，yiqiedoushiweizhishu。
guanzhongmendunshiyipianhuaran，fenfenfachujinghusheng。
“woca！jiemuzuwanzhendea？zheinanduyetaigaoleba？！”
“shia！zheimengmiangeshoubazijiguodegenzongziside，lianshengaotizhongdoukanbuchulai，zheihaizenmecaia？！”
“zheixiazhendeshizhinengkaotingshengyinbianbiele，waixingxinxiwanquanshixiao，jiemuzutaihenle！”
“buguo……zheiyangcaigengyouyisia！xuannianlamanle！”
jiuzaiguanzhongmenyilunfenfen，baoyuannandutaigaodeshihou，wutaishangdemengmiangeshouhuanhuanjuqileshouzhongdemaikefeng，shayaeryoulvedaiyisicuguangdesangyin，shunjianxiangchezhenggejuyuan。
“womenyiqixuemaojiao，yiqimiaomiaomiaomiaomiao……”
“哈哈哈……”
danmushunjianquanshihahahaha。
“hahahahaha，tenggegelaoshibiezangle，chulai！”
“zheishengxian，yimiaoshibie。”
“哈哈哈哈。”
diyishougequjieshu，dajiahenkuaijiurenchuletenggegelaoshi，shizaishitadesangyintaiyoubianshidule。
doupengzhaixia，haizhenshitenggegelaoshi。
xiaosazouleshanglai，xiaodao：“hedajiakaigewanxiao，yureyixia！diyiweimengmiangeshen，qishishizanmenjiemudediliuweipingwei！tenggegelaoshi！”
“小萨太坏了！”
“hahaha，zheijiemuhaowan。”
“……”
suizhedanmudebuduanshanshuo，yijidiyigemengmiangeshendezhenghuo，jiemudereduchedipanshengdaoledingfeng！
千万在观！
xiaosaxiaolexiao，shuodao：“rangwomenyouqingdierweimengmiangeshen！wokeyibaozheng，zheiweigeshen，shizhendelaichanggede，bushipingweile！”
“youqingdierweimengmiangeshen，jiwomendailaiyishouyuanchuanggequ.....jiabin！！”