第一章
woshiyibennaocanzhuiqiwenlidenvzhujiao。
juligaokaohaiyouyitiandeshijian，
zhumaweiwosonglaileyitiaodiaozhuixianglian。
wozhengmanxinhuanxidizhunbeijiangtadaidaobozishang，
quemengranjianpiejianlekongzhongpiaofudedanmuziji。
【zeze，nvrenguorandoushimeiyounaozideshengwu，neigediaozhuilimianzangzheshexiangtou，mingtiankaoshishitaxiexiademeiyigedaandouhuibeinvpeikandeyiqingerchu！】
【meicuomeicuo，zheijiushidianxingdewunaosheding，kaochanglijuranlianzuijibendejinshutanceqidoumeiyou。jiexialainvzhujiuyaodaomeile，yinweibeizhikongchaoxierhuidiaoyisheng，ranhoucongcongmangmangjiajiyigezhanan，zuizhongbeijiabaodelaogonghuohuodasi！】
【nanzhuyeyaodengdaoneigeshihoucaihuituranxingwu，yishidaozijizhenzhengaiderenyizhidoushinvzhu，ranhoukaishifengkuangbaofunvpeiheneigejiabaonan，haha，fengpinanzhuzhongyuyaokaiqitadefuchoumoshile！】
【nengbunengzhijiekuaijindaojingcaibufena，wojiushichongzhenanzhufafengdeqingjielaide，chaorandehaoma！】
wojingjingdiningshizheneixiedanmuneirong，zuzukanlehaojifenzhong。
zaiqianyishideqingjiezhong，woyinweimingtiangaokaoshipeidailezheitiaoxianglian，
daozhiwozaidajuanshangxiexiademeiyigezidoubeinvpeipengxijinshouyandi，
tayizibuloudijiangsuoyoudaanchaoxiedaolezijideshijuanshang。
jinjinyinweiwobipengxiwanlebangexiaoshijiaojuan，
wojiubeirendingweichaoxizhebingzaodaoquanwangluodeeyichuanbohewangluobaoli。
shenzhilianwojiarendesuoyougerenxinxidoubeieyipuguang，
yourenzhuanmenpaodaowofuqindegongsimenkouweiduta。
weiletaobizheilifashengdeyiqie，wozhinengxuanzequyigepianyuandexiaoxianchengjiududazhuan，
houlaishenzhiliandazhuandoumeiyouwanchengxueyejiubeipojiaren，
zuizhongbeijiabaozhangfuhuohuodasi。
qianshidenanzhujiao，yejiushiwocongxiaoyiqizhangdadeqingmeizhumazoumocheng，
yeshizaiwosihoucaituranlingwu，yuanlaitaneixinshenchuyizhishenaizhederenjiushiwo。
congneishiqi，tajiukaiqiletaneifengpibandefuchouzhilu。
tabujinjiangdangniandechaoxizhe，yejiushitadeqizipengxizhengchenglejingshenbingrenguanjinjingshenbingyuan。
shenzhihaidengtachuyuanzhihou，jiangtahewoneigejiabaozhangfuguanzaiyiqi，yanzhengzhengdikanzhetabeijiabaozhisi，zheicaijiangneigejiabaonanmaidaolemiandian。
erzoumochengyinweizheixiefengpixingwei，jingranshouhuoleyidapikuangrefensi，suoyourendouchengzantashizhengyideyongshi。
wokanzhezheixieciyandedanmu，yitiaotiaoyonglianyazheetoushangtuqideqingjin。
neixinhenbudeyibazhangshansimianqianzheigezoumocheng。
"tiantian？zenmele？nibuxihuanzheitiaoxianglianma？"zoumochengkanwonazhexianglianquechichimeiyoupeidai，yanshenshenchushanguoyisiyinchendeanse。
wohuiguoshenlai，nulijichuyigexiaorong："wohenxihuan，zhendexiexienizoumocheng。"
woqiangrenzheneixinxiangyaoshandaotalianshangdechongdong，manmanjiangxiangliandaidaolebozishang。
mingmingqianyishidezhenzhengzuikuihuoshoujiushita。
shiyinweixihuanshanglepengxi，suoyicaijingxinshejilezheiyiqiexianjing。
daotoulai，taqueyaoshenyibianchengleyigezhengyideyongshi。
真是让人恶心！
"haole，wohaixuyaojixufuxigongke，woxianhuiqule。"
womeiyouzaiduokanzoumochengyiyan，zhuanshenjiuyaolikai。
wozhendehaipazijizaizaizheilidaixiaqu，
huirenbuzhuzhijiebatajizuodiao。
邹墨城啊邹墨城，
zheiyishi，woyidingyaorangnixuezhaixuechang！