第3章

diertianzaoshang,woyidaojiaoshi,jiushuangshouheshi,qianchengdikaishixuyuan。

“xinnvyuanyiyishenghunsudapei,”

“zhiqiuweidadefanpaihedanmuzhishenzaiciyuwoyifenzaocanba!”

弹幕疯狂刷屏。

“hahahahajiuming,diyicizuoshenxianhaojinzhang。”

“wuwuwuzheigenpcxuyuandeyangzihaokeai,xiangzhiqiushidexiaomaomi,xiangyangyizhi。”

“fangxin,jintiandefanpaihaishineigefangcuozhuozideshagua。”

guoran,wocongchoutilinachuyiwanwanzamian。

hongyouguozheruannuodewandou,lvyouyoudekongxincaidianzhuiqijian。

面条上堆满了杂酱。

wochidaowandi,haifaxianlelianggeludan。

danmulizhachuyiduichuanyuren。

“laobaner,duojiazajiangduojiacai。”

“woshizhongqingren,wotongyifanpaiqichezuonanzhu。”

congneiyihou,wodechoutibianchengleyigechongmanyiwaideliwuhe。

youshihou,limianshixiangcuideshengjianbao,dibukaodejinhuang,yikouxiaqutangdewozhichuiqi。

rouzhihetangshuizaikouzhongbaofa,xianmeiderangrenxiangbashetoudoutundiao。

youshihou,shikendejidezaocantaocan,retengtengdedoujianghaizaimaoyan。

paninilidejiandanbanshu,shubingyaoqilaicuishengshengde。

wangyoumendiaokanshuozheishiqichebaquanjiatonglidezaocanquandianleyibian。

haiyouyihui,jingranshiyigewanzhengdejiangzhouzi。

neiyouguangfaliangdedazhouzi,qingqingyichuojiuruanmianmiande。

liangutoufengdoutouzhejiangse,luxiangcongbaozhuangdailipiaochulai。

网友们乐开了花。

「qichedezhuiqiujiushiyangzhu。」

「zheiyatouchidemingbaima?jiwochangyikou(yanzhenehenhendipiezui)。」

「fanpaidexinsheng:wojuedehaochide,takendingyexihuan!」

yuanyiweizheizhongkuailedeshenghuohuiyizhichixu,meixiangdaoqicheturanzhuandaolewomenbanji。

dangqichetashangjiangtaineiyike,quanbanhongtangdaxiao。

“xiaosiwole,fanpaijianchisongzaocansangeyue,zhongyuguqiyongqiyuenvzhujiaokandianying,jieguonvzhujiaowen:nisheia?”

“fanpaiyiqizhixia,momodizhuanlebanji,jiadazhuiqiulidu。”

beitamenchengweifanpaideqichezhengzaijieshaoziji:

“dajiahao,woshi——wa!!!!”

tademuguangsuodingzaiwoshenshang,zhenjingdizhizhewo,shengyindouzaizhandou:

“那个座位……”

danmulibaofachujianruidexiaosheng:

“hahaha,sangeyuele,fanpaizhongyufaxiantadezaocansongcuoledifang。”

“xingkuitasha,buranwomenkeliandeyutiantianjiuyaoeduzile。”

“haha,tazaishayidian,nannvzhukenengzaojiuzaiyiqile。”

banzhurenshunzhetashouzhidefangxiangkanqu,shanjierenyididashouyihui:

“xiangzuozaiyutiantianpangbianshiba?quba,zhiyuzheimedajingxiaoguaima?”

qichedeshoujiangzaibankongzhong。