diertianzaoshang,woyidaojiaoshi,jiushuangshouheshi,qianchengdikaishixuyuan。
“xinnvyuanyiyishenghunsudapei,”
“zhiqiuweidadefanpaihedanmuzhishenzaiciyuwoyifenzaocanba!”
弹幕疯狂刷屏。
“hahahahajiuming,diyicizuoshenxianhaojinzhang。”
“wuwuwuzheigenpcxuyuandeyangzihaokeai,xiangzhiqiushidexiaomaomi,xiangyangyizhi。”
“fangxin,jintiandefanpaihaishineigefangcuozhuozideshagua。”
guoran,wocongchoutilinachuyiwanwanzamian。
hongyouguozheruannuodewandou,lvyouyoudekongxincaidianzhuiqijian。
面条上堆满了杂酱。
wochidaowandi,haifaxianlelianggeludan。
danmulizhachuyiduichuanyuren。
“laobaner,duojiazajiangduojiacai。”
“woshizhongqingren,wotongyifanpaiqichezuonanzhu。”
congneiyihou,wodechoutibianchengleyigechongmanyiwaideliwuhe。
youshihou,limianshixiangcuideshengjianbao,dibukaodejinhuang,yikouxiaqutangdewozhichuiqi。
rouzhihetangshuizaikouzhongbaofa,xianmeiderangrenxiangbashetoudoutundiao。
youshihou,shikendejidezaocantaocan,retengtengdedoujianghaizaimaoyan。
paninilidejiandanbanshu,shubingyaoqilaicuishengshengde。
wangyoumendiaokanshuozheishiqichebaquanjiatonglidezaocanquandianleyibian。
haiyouyihui,jingranshiyigewanzhengdejiangzhouzi。
neiyouguangfaliangdedazhouzi,qingqingyichuojiuruanmianmiande。
liangutoufengdoutouzhejiangse,luxiangcongbaozhuangdailipiaochulai。
网友们乐开了花。
「qichedezhuiqiujiushiyangzhu。」
「zheiyatouchidemingbaima?jiwochangyikou(yanzhenehenhendipiezui)。」
「fanpaidexinsheng:wojuedehaochide,takendingyexihuan!」
yuanyiweizheizhongkuailedeshenghuohuiyizhichixu,meixiangdaoqicheturanzhuandaolewomenbanji。
dangqichetashangjiangtaineiyike,quanbanhongtangdaxiao。
“xiaosiwole,fanpaijianchisongzaocansangeyue,zhongyuguqiyongqiyuenvzhujiaokandianying,jieguonvzhujiaowen:nisheia?”
“fanpaiyiqizhixia,momodizhuanlebanji,jiadazhuiqiulidu。”
beitamenchengweifanpaideqichezhengzaijieshaoziji:
“dajiahao,woshi——wa!!!!”
tademuguangsuodingzaiwoshenshang,zhenjingdizhizhewo,shengyindouzaizhandou:
“那个座位……”
danmulibaofachujianruidexiaosheng:
“hahaha,sangeyuele,fanpaizhongyufaxiantadezaocansongcuoledifang。”
“xingkuitasha,buranwomenkeliandeyutiantianjiuyaoeduzile。”
“haha,tazaishayidian,nannvzhukenengzaojiuzaiyiqile。”
banzhurenshunzhetashouzhidefangxiangkanqu,shanjierenyididashouyihui:
“xiangzuozaiyutiantianpangbianshiba?quba,zhiyuzheimedajingxiaoguaima?”
qichedeshoujiangzaibankongzhong。