"面条来咯！"
wuzhangkongtazheqingkuaidebufa，shouzhongwenwentuozheyidawansezeyourendexihongshijidanmian，buruwunei。
shunjian，yiguwennuaneryourendexiangqimimankailai。
ciqian，wuzhangkongyuliuyanerdeyifanxiyu，zhengshiweilexunwenchufangsuozai。
caokunwenyan，shunjiancongchuangshangdanqi，yanzhongshanshuozheqidaideguangmang，zhenggerenzaoyixushidaiming，zhidaineimeiweijianglin。
"yaner，nitingwoshuo，wubotalaorenjia，biedebenshibuti，danjiuzheiyishoumiantiaogongfu，jianzhishijuele！”
“neiweidao，zeze，jianzhinengrangrenbashetoudoutunxiaqu！"
caokunbianshuobianpobujidaidinaqiyipangdexiaowan，ziguzidishengqimiantiao，dakouduoyiqilai。
meiyikoujujiao，doubansuizhetadezantan，neimiantiaozaitakouzhongfangfohuazuoleshanzhenhaiwei。
chiwanwuzhangkongzuodemiantiao，caokunbianzuochehuidaolezijidebieshuqu。
yuanbentashixiangjiangliuyanerjieguolaide，danshiliuyanerzenmeshuodoubuyuanyi，caokunzhihaozuoba。
yihuidaowunei，caokunbianjiaochulexitong
“tongzi，baqianfanpaidian，quanbujiwojiazaixiuweishang！”
shaneijian，yigubangbodeliliangcongcaokuntineipenboerchu，yidaowuxingdehongliuzaitadeshentizhouweixiongyongpengpai。
zheiguliliangzhongyunhanzhewujindebadaoyuweiyan。
caokundeshentibeizheigulilianghuanraozhe，shentizhengbeiyituanjindehuoyansuobaoguo，buduandiziyangzhetadeshentiyulinghun。
tadeshuangmuzhongpowangshentongtongyangshanshuozhejinsedeguangmang。
caokundeshenyingzaijinsedehuoyanzhongxiandeyufagaodaweimeng。
jinsehuoyanbuduandiranshaozhe，jiangcaokundeshentiyulinghundoucuiliandegengjiachunjingyuqiangda。
“zheijiushiyinyanglongfengjuedeliliangma？danweiheshijinsedelingli？”
caokunxinzhongchongmanlezhenhan。
【姓名】：曹昆
【年龄】：20
【身高】：187
【tizhi】：taohuashengti、powangshentong
【jingjie】：lianqijiuceng（zongshiyuanman）
【yanzhi】：99（manzhishigeweiduzhelaoyedeyanzhi）
【反派点】:100
【gongfa】：yinyanglongfengjue（shen）
kanzhezijidemianban，caokunbujingantandao
“yichaohuidaojiefangqiana！”
......
第二天一早。
caokunhanjiandelaidaolexuexiao，yuanshenzaidezhizijidezhenshishenfenhou，shunjianpengzhangleqilai。
zhenggerenzaiduanshijianneibianchengleyigewankuzidi。
ercaokunzuoweiyongyoufanpaixitongdechuanyuezhe，ziranzhidaoxuexiaokeshihaozhujiaoyangmaodehaodifang。
caokungangtaruxiaoyuan，xiaoxihenkuaijiuchuankai，yinweishizaishitaigaodiaole。
caokunkaizhetademaikailun，zhijiezaixuexiaolimianliuleyiquan，henkuaiyidaoshengyinchuxianzailecaokundeerbian。
【ding！gongxisuzhudajidaoxiaochendezizunxin，jiangli100fanpaidian】
lingyibian，xiaochenkanzhechuanghubianpazhederenqun，buxiedetucaodao
“youshenmelebuqide！”
tinghaoche，caokunxiangzhejiaoshizouqu，zuoweixuexiaodefengyunrenwu，ziranbushaorenrenshita。
“niyoumeiyoufaxian，caokunhaoxiangbianshuaile！”
“你也发现了！”
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“qingxue，caokunhuixuexiaoleei！”
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yigeqierduanfadeshaonvduizheshenbiandenvhaishuodao
“嗯，我听说了。”
zheigemingjiaosuqingxuedenvhailenglengdeshuodao。
“kan，caokunwangzheibianzoule！”
qierduanfadenvhaijidongdeshuodao
tongshi，caokunyekandaolesuqingxuedeshenying，naohaizhongbuyouzizhudekaishihuiyijuqing。
suqingxue，xiaochenshuzhongdedanvzhu，ercaokunqueduitayijianzhongqing，duitakaizhanlefengkuangdezhuiqiu（tian）
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“gemen，nibeijujuebushihuogaima？”
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jiuzaizheishi，yigeqiaopikeaideshenyingturanbengdadaolecaokundemianqian。
“lida..pei，liyouyou！”
kanzhemianqiantongyan**deliyouyou，caokunchadianjiujiaochuleliyouyoudewaihao。
erliyouyouzirantingdaolecaokunjiaranerzhidehua，yiquandadaolecaokundeyaoshang。
“曹！日！...”
haibudengtashuowan，zuibabianbeicaokunwuzhu。
“你干嘛~哎呦~”
tingdaoliyouyouyezhunbeihanzijidewaihao，caokunfachuleaihao。
ersuqingxuekandaoliangrenyoudayounaodehuamian，fanerjiakuailebufalikailexianchang。
kandaozheiyimu，liyouyouchalichaqideshuodao
“caokungege，qingxuejiejiebuhuishengqileba~”
“nibuhuiguairenjiaba~”
cihuayichu，shunjianyinqilecaokundebushi，lianggezhitouzailiyouyoudenaodaishangqiaoleyixia。
“你够了！”
zheiyixiakebuqing，liyouyoubaozhenaodaihanzhe‘sharenle！’
caokunwuyijiuchan，jiaobuweiting，jingzhixiangjiaoxueloudefangxiangmaiqu。
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caokunweiweiyixiao，jiandanergancuidiyingdao
“zhidaole，huiqude。”
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raner，mingyunquezaineiyinianduitamenkaileyigecankudewanxiao。
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caomuduiliyouyoudepianai，zhishizhenggecaojiadoujiangliyouyoudangzuojiazhufurenkandai。
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“曹昆啊！曹昆！”
“fangzheqingmeizhumabuyao，nipianpianyaoqudangtiangou！”
caokunweilemibuyuanzhudesuozuosuowei，xiangzhengxingdewendao
“yaobu，nibandaowoneiliquzhu？”
haibudengcaokunfanying，liyouyoushanglaiyoushiyiquan
“你想干嘛？”
“wokebushisuiyidenvren，zaishuolewozoulesheipeimama！”