niyanlunbazongzhongdebazong,bingtaizhongdebiantai。
tuiqueledoubufangaitasantianbananzhuganpochan,qitianrangnanzhuqilizisan。
shitiansutongfengdianfanpaizhanlipaixingbangno.1。
weiyideyihandagaijiushisidezao,danmeiguanxitaxianzaizhongshengle。
zhuligaosutazaotuobandenverbuxiaoxindapoleqitaxiaopengyoudenaodai,niyanlunjieshoulianghao。
近朱者赤近墨者黑。
niyanlunzijibushishenmehaodongxi,tazirenweijialirendangranyebushishenmehaoren。
birutajiangzhenggeyulequanduiderenchubufendeyinghoulaopo。
zaibirutaneijingtongxingfa,kuaifanzuixinlixue,bufanfadanmeiyoudaodedixiandeerzi。
zhiyutaneiersuibanjijiangzaoyaodenver,suiranjiaojibuduo,danlaofuqinjuedezongguiyechabudaonaqu。
pingchangzheizhongshitadouhuizhijiejiaojizhulichuli,danjintianbijingshitazhongshengdediyitian,yincigewaihaoxinqingdeshuoleju,“zhuanyiqianwandaoduifangdezhanghushang。”
qintezhuyoushandetishileju,“laobanduifangshininfuqindeerzidexiaolaopodedidideerzi。”
qintezhudexiangfafeichangjiandan,shibaduifangbanle,haishilianduifanghoumianderenyiqibanle?
naihezijialaobandesixiangyuzhengchangrenjiongyi┐(゚~゚)┌
napayijingzainiyanlunshouxiadanglewuniandemishule,youxieshihouqintezhuyijiubunenglijielaobanzheizhongnirenshengwudesiweifangshi。
niyanluntiaomei,yaoshimoshengrenyejiusuanle,jiranshiqinqineitashuoshenmeyeyaoqucougerenao。
zheishiniyanlundiercijiandaozijidezheigenver,henxianranduifangbingmeinengrenchuziji。
danniyanlunzirenweizheibuguaita,tachenjinyuzijiyishoujianzaodeshangyediguo,zheizhongzhangkongyiqiedeganjuerangtayubabuneng。
tashifenlinsejiangzijideshijianlangfeizaihaizideshenshang,fanzhengzhiyaoyouqianwulunzenmeyanghaizidouhuizhangdade。
e,budui,tadenverhaoxiangzhangbudaleni~
zheirangniyanlunshaoshaoduofenledianxinshendaozheigenvershenshang,“dasirenle?”
qintezhuzuijiaoyichou,“shidapolenaodai,haimeisi。laobanxianzaihaishizaiwaimian,mafanzhuyixiayanci。”
zhiyuyoushishuodezhishibuxiaoxinpengpoledianpi,qintezhuzirenweizheishilaoshiweiwandemiaoshu。
龙生龙,凤生凤。
zijialaobanshawanyi,qintezhuhaibuqingchu?
tayaoshinengshengchugeshanliangkeaidehaohaizi,qintezhuxianzaijiuqudaolichishi。
yanqianzhangxiangjingzhikeaidenaiwawaxuezhedarendemoyangshuangshoubaoxiong,taiqizijiyingerfeidexiaoliandan,“duiya,shinainaidadi!”
qintezhu:nainai?bukuishilaobandenver,gouxiaozhang。
niyanlunqingtiaomeitou,xiazhangdemeiyanweiweimiqi,“weishenmedaren?”
ninainaihuiwuqinaipangdexiaoquantou,fachunaixiongnaixiongdeshengyin,“yinweiwobababitababalihaiwa。”
niyanlunmanyidemiqiyan,zhijianqingqiaolunyidefushou,“bucuo,zheishishishi。”
ninainailikexiaojizhuomibandediantou,toushangdexiaojiujiudougenzhelaihuihuangdong,“duiya,duiya,wodoushuolebabahuichishi,tabababuhui,tahaifeiyaohewobi——”
niyanlunzuijiaoxiaorongningzhi,“niganggangshuoshenme,zaishuoyibian?”
ninainaizhouqixiaomeitou,yihuodekanxiangzheiweizuozhelunyideshushu,“shushunideerduohuaidiaolemie?”
“woshuowobabahennihaihuichishi!”
naiwawadeyanjingqingcheermingliang,zhangzhangdejiemaoweiweiqiaoqi,ruhudiedechibangbanqingyinglingdong,rangrenyiqiaobianshenxianqizhong,wufaziba。
shuohuashifendududebitouzhouqi,yanshenjiandingdediandianxiaonaodai。
laofuqindelianseyinchendefangfonengdixiashuilai,“he,shima?”
yaguanyaojinfachu“kaca”democasheng,saibiandejirouweiweiguqi,zuijiaoqueyijiubuwangjichuyigexiaorong,bingchongxiaoyatouzhaozhaoshou。
“来,过来。”
genzaizijialaobanshenhoudeqintezhumomodinachushoujizhunbeilaobanyidongshou,tajiulikedadianhuajiaojiuhuche。
ninainaicuqixiaomeitou,maiqixiaoduantuixiaopaodaozijialaofuqindemianqian。
yinweidongzuofuduguoda,ninainailianshangderouroudougenzhehuangdong,“nijiaonainaiguolaiganshenmo?”
qintezhumomoshenshouzaixiongqianbilegeshizijia。
danyuandaihuierlaobannenggunianzhexuemaiqinqingxiashouqingyidian,amen。
“ninainai,woshishei?”
qintezhu:dengdeng,laobannverdemingzijiaoshenme?
ninainaixianshizhouqixiaomeitou,suihouzhengzhangliandougenzhezhouchengbaozi,“shushu,nainaijuedeniyouyidiudiuyanshuai!”
“shushu,nihenainaijiazhaopianshangdebabayoudianxiang。buguonainaidibabashiquezi,shushunishiquezima?”
qintezhu:quezi,chishi,bukuishilaobandezhong,meiyijudoujingzhuncaizaileiqu。
niyanlunshenhuxi,zuijiaoxiaorongzhujiankuoda。
yuanbentingzhidebeijigaichengyonglankaohou,shizhijiaochaheshi,damuzhilaihuimosuozhezhifu。
“neishushugaosunainaiyigemimihaobuhao?”
ninainaidehaoqidecoushangqian,baipangyuanrundexiaoshoubalashanglaofuqindexigai,“shenmo?”
yishuangyuanliuliudedayanjing,sihaomeiyishidaoweixianjijiangjianglin。
laofuqinluchuyikouyinsendedabaiya,yanzhongbengshechuyimohanguang,zhijiejiangninainaihaodaozijituishang,jinxingleyidunaidejiaoyu。
ninainai:……!!!!
jianruiliaoliangdekushengchuantoucengcengqiangbi,zhidirenxin。
“shushuniweishenmedanainai?”
“diyinilaoziwobuchishi。”
ninainaizhongqishizudekuhaozhe,“ao,wuwuwawa,nainaizhidaoquezi,xiazi,shizi。kesilaozishishenmoa?”
laofuqinhaobuliuqingdeyoushiyibazhang,“zaishuoyibiannijiaoshenme?”
ninainaigengyanzhekaikou,“wo,woshininainaiwa。”
“啪!”
yankanzijialaobandadechabuduole,weilebimiandachushenmewentiqintezhutiexindekaikoujilaobanzhaotaijie,“laoban,haizihaixiaofayubuwanzheng,kouchibuqinghenzhengchang。”
“呜呜,哇哇哇!”
“duiya,duiya,nipingshenmedawo?”
ninainaishifenqifen,tazhangzheimedahaiconglaimeiaiguodani!
zheigehuaishushujurangandata!
“baoa,nishuoyoumeiyouyizhongkenengtajiushinibabani?”
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xitongpibeitanqi,“baobaoa,quezizhishituiquele,bushimeiyoutui。”
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duiyulingdaojiajisaijitadezheigeweimian,xitong10086shifenbujie。
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10086danaochuxianyishunjiandekongbai,“jiu,zheimejiandan?”
lingdaozaiciyuzhongxinzhangdediandiantou。
10086dangshiyiweishilingdaojuedetayalida,teyizhaogejiandandeweimianrangtafangsongfangsong,weicigandonglehaojiu。
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disanci——xitong10086:……
rujindiwucizhongqirenwude10086neigehouhuia,zhijiuchabaxinganpifeishendoujiouchulaile。
tajiuzhidao,gouzeijiderenwumeiyouneimejiandan!
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“huaidanshushu,nainaiyaorangwobababanidiudaohailiweidashayu!”
xitong10086:……zheihuawozenmejuedezheimeershu?
niyanlunshuangshoubaoxiong,ditoudaliangzheguzuoxionghendetongshihaibuwangwuzhexiao**denaituanzi。
“bucuo,xiaoxiaonianjijiuzhidaoweishayule,poyounilaoziwodangniandefengfan。”
qintezhu:……laobannidezhongdianshibushiyoushenmewenti?
ranerhaibudengqintezhufabiaoyanlun,jiutingmenwaichuanlaiyishengnuhou。
“nagebuzhangyandejiahuojurangandalaozideerzi!”
niyanlunraoyouxingzhidekanxiangmenwaiyouyuanjijindezhongnianfuqi,hunshensanfazhechunchunyudongxiangyaogaoshidexingfenjing。
zhongniannanmanliannurongjiaoxiashengfeng,zuiligengshimamalielie,meiyijuhaohua。
danzaikandaozuozailunyishangdeneidaoshenyingshi,zhongniannanmankoupenfendeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
shenqingyeconggangkaishideaomanfennu,biandejingkonghuangzhang。danaodangjizuibazhangzhanghehequebuzhidaoruhekaikou。
shenqingzhifengfu,biqimouxiedanghongyanyuandoubuhuangduorang。
fandaoshitashenbiandezhongniannvrenyinweiaizixinqiegenbenmeizhuyidaozijiananrendebiaoqingbianhua。
tashentaijuaodekanxiangniyanlunhetashenbiandexiaoguniang,“canfei?guaibudejiaobuhaohaizi。”