第1章

niyanlunbazongzhongdebazong,bingtaizhongdebiantai。

tuiqueledoubufangaitasantianbananzhuganpochan,qitianrangnanzhuqilizisan。

shitiansutongfengdianfanpaizhanlipaixingbangno.1。

weiyideyihandagaijiushisidezao,danmeiguanxitaxianzaizhongshengle。

zhuligaosutazaotuobandenverbuxiaoxindapoleqitaxiaopengyoudenaodai,niyanlunjieshoulianghao。

近朱者赤近墨者黑。

niyanlunzijibushishenmehaodongxi,tazirenweijialirendangranyebushishenmehaoren。

birutajiangzhenggeyulequanduiderenchubufendeyinghoulaopo。

zaibirutaneijingtongxingfa,kuaifanzuixinlixue,bufanfadanmeiyoudaodedixiandeerzi。

zhiyutaneiersuibanjijiangzaoyaodenver,suiranjiaojibuduo,danlaofuqinjuedezongguiyechabudaonaqu。

pingchangzheizhongshitadouhuizhijiejiaojizhulichuli,danjintianbijingshitazhongshengdediyitian,yincigewaihaoxinqingdeshuoleju,“zhuanyiqianwandaoduifangdezhanghushang。”

qintezhuyoushandetishileju,“laobanduifangshininfuqindeerzidexiaolaopodedidideerzi。”

qintezhudexiangfafeichangjiandan,shibaduifangbanle,haishilianduifanghoumianderenyiqibanle?

naihezijialaobandesixiangyuzhengchangrenjiongyi┐(゚~゚)┌

napayijingzainiyanlunshouxiadanglewuniandemishule,youxieshihouqintezhuyijiubunenglijielaobanzheizhongnirenshengwudesiweifangshi。

niyanluntiaomei,yaoshimoshengrenyejiusuanle,jiranshiqinqineitashuoshenmeyeyaoqucougerenao。

zheishiniyanlundiercijiandaozijidezheigenver,henxianranduifangbingmeinengrenchuziji。

danniyanlunzirenweizheibuguaita,tachenjinyuzijiyishoujianzaodeshangyediguo,zheizhongzhangkongyiqiedeganjuerangtayubabuneng。

tashifenlinsejiangzijideshijianlangfeizaihaizideshenshang,fanzhengzhiyaoyouqianwulunzenmeyanghaizidouhuizhangdade。

e,budui,tadenverhaoxiangzhangbudaleni~

zheirangniyanlunshaoshaoduofenledianxinshendaozheigenvershenshang,“dasirenle?”

qintezhuzuijiaoyichou,“shidapolenaodai,haimeisi。laobanxianzaihaishizaiwaimian,mafanzhuyixiayanci。”

zhiyuyoushishuodezhishibuxiaoxinpengpoledianpi,qintezhuzirenweizheishilaoshiweiwandemiaoshu。

龙生龙,凤生凤。

zijialaobanshawanyi,qintezhuhaibuqingchu?

tayaoshinengshengchugeshanliangkeaidehaohaizi,qintezhuxianzaijiuqudaolichishi。

yanqianzhangxiangjingzhikeaidenaiwawaxuezhedarendemoyangshuangshoubaoxiong,taiqizijiyingerfeidexiaoliandan,“duiya,shinainaidadi!”

qintezhu:nainai?bukuishilaobandenver,gouxiaozhang。

niyanlunqingtiaomeitou,xiazhangdemeiyanweiweimiqi,“weishenmedaren?”

ninainaihuiwuqinaipangdexiaoquantou,fachunaixiongnaixiongdeshengyin,“yinweiwobababitababalihaiwa。”

niyanlunmanyidemiqiyan,zhijianqingqiaolunyidefushou,“bucuo,zheishishishi。”

ninainailikexiaojizhuomibandediantou,toushangdexiaojiujiudougenzhelaihuihuangdong,“duiya,duiya,wodoushuolebabahuichishi,tabababuhui,tahaifeiyaohewobi——”

niyanlunzuijiaoxiaorongningzhi,“niganggangshuoshenme,zaishuoyibian?”

ninainaizhouqixiaomeitou,yihuodekanxiangzheiweizuozhelunyideshushu,“shushunideerduohuaidiaolemie?”

“woshuowobabahennihaihuichishi!”

naiwawadeyanjingqingcheermingliang,zhangzhangdejiemaoweiweiqiaoqi,ruhudiedechibangbanqingyinglingdong,rangrenyiqiaobianshenxianqizhong,wufaziba。

shuohuashifendududebitouzhouqi,yanshenjiandingdediandianxiaonaodai。

laofuqindelianseyinchendefangfonengdixiashuilai,“he,shima?”

yaguanyaojinfachu“kaca”democasheng,saibiandejirouweiweiguqi,zuijiaoqueyijiubuwangjichuyigexiaorong,bingchongxiaoyatouzhaozhaoshou。

“来,过来。”

genzaizijialaobanshenhoudeqintezhumomodinachushoujizhunbeilaobanyidongshou,tajiulikedadianhuajiaojiuhuche。

ninainaicuqixiaomeitou,maiqixiaoduantuixiaopaodaozijialaofuqindemianqian。

yinweidongzuofuduguoda,ninainailianshangderouroudougenzhehuangdong,“nijiaonainaiguolaiganshenmo?”

qintezhumomoshenshouzaixiongqianbilegeshizijia。

danyuandaihuierlaobannenggunianzhexuemaiqinqingxiashouqingyidian,amen。

“ninainai,woshishei?”

qintezhu:dengdeng,laobannverdemingzijiaoshenme?

ninainaixianshizhouqixiaomeitou,suihouzhengzhangliandougenzhezhouchengbaozi,“shushu,nainaijuedeniyouyidiudiuyanshuai!”

“shushu,nihenainaijiazhaopianshangdebabayoudianxiang。buguonainaidibabashiquezi,shushunishiquezima?”

qintezhu:quezi,chishi,bukuishilaobandezhong,meiyijudoujingzhuncaizaileiqu。

niyanlunshenhuxi,zuijiaoxiaorongzhujiankuoda。

yuanbentingzhidebeijigaichengyonglankaohou,shizhijiaochaheshi,damuzhilaihuimosuozhezhifu。

“neishushugaosunainaiyigemimihaobuhao?”

ninainaidehaoqidecoushangqian,baipangyuanrundexiaoshoubalashanglaofuqindexigai,“shenmo?”

yishuangyuanliuliudedayanjing,sihaomeiyishidaoweixianjijiangjianglin。

laofuqinluchuyikouyinsendedabaiya,yanzhongbengshechuyimohanguang,zhijiejiangninainaihaodaozijituishang,jinxingleyidunaidejiaoyu。

ninainai:……!!!!

jianruiliaoliangdekushengchuantoucengcengqiangbi,zhidirenxin。

“shushuniweishenmedanainai?”

“diyinilaoziwobuchishi。”

ninainaizhongqishizudekuhaozhe,“ao,wuwuwawa,nainaizhidaoquezi,xiazi,shizi。kesilaozishishenmoa?”

laofuqinhaobuliuqingdeyoushiyibazhang,“zaishuoyibiannijiaoshenme?”

ninainaigengyanzhekaikou,“wo,woshininainaiwa。”

“啪!”

yankanzijialaobandadechabuduole,weilebimiandachushenmewentiqintezhutiexindekaikoujilaobanzhaotaijie,“laoban,haizihaixiaofayubuwanzheng,kouchibuqinghenzhengchang。”

“呜呜,哇哇哇!”

“duiya,duiya,nipingshenmedawo?”

ninainaishifenqifen,tazhangzheimedahaiconglaimeiaiguodani!

zheigehuaishushujurangandata!

“baoa,nishuoyoumeiyouyizhongkenengtajiushinibabani?”

ninainaihaobuchiyidefoudinglexitongshushudecaice,“xitongshushuninaozihuaidiaolemie,nainaidebabashiquezimeiyoutuidee~”

xitongpibeitanqi,“baobaoa,quezizhishituiquele,bushimeiyoutui。”

xitong10086zuoweiyimingdidiaoshehuayouneihandezhandouxingxitong,guangshiwanmeiguoguandeweimianjiuyoushangbaige。

qizhongbaohanbaifenzhiershiyidemoshi,baifenzhisanshisandeguiyi,baifenzhisishidewuxianliu,yijigebiejiteshudegaoweiweimian。

renwuwanchenglvgaodabaifenzhijiushijiu。

duiyulingdaojiajisaijitadezheigeweimian,xitong10086shifenbujie。

“kanqilaihenputongdeweimian,shijijiangguiyifusulema?”

lingdaoyaoyaotouxiaorongheaiheshan,“zheigeweimianliyougejiaoninainaidenvwawa,rangtahuodaoshouzhongzhengqinjiuhao。”

10086danaochuxianyishunjiandekongbai,“jiu,zheimejiandan?”

lingdaozaiciyuzhongxinzhangdediandiantou。

10086dangshiyiweishilingdaojuedetayalida,teyizhaogejiandandeweimianrangtafangsongfangsong,weicigandonglehaojiu。

zhidaodiyiciweimianrenwushibai……

xitong10086:hai,yinanniuqudedifangdaijiule,touyicibeihongqideguanghuizhaoyaohaibuxiguanle。

diercishibai——xitong10086:shiwu,yidingshishiwu!

disanci——xitong10086:……

rujindiwucizhongqirenwude10086neigehouhuia,zhijiuchabaxinganpifeishendoujiouchulaile。

tajiuzhidao,gouzeijiderenwumeiyouneimejiandan!

zaixitongdiwushucitanqishi,ninainaiwojinxiaoquanquan,qigugudeliandanxiangzhixiaohetun,luchuzirenweizuixionghendexiaobiaoqing。

“huaidanshushu,nainaiyaorangwobababanidiudaohailiweidashayu!”

xitong10086:……zheihuawozenmejuedezheimeershu?

niyanlunshuangshoubaoxiong,ditoudaliangzheguzuoxionghendetongshihaibuwangwuzhexiao**denaituanzi。

“bucuo,xiaoxiaonianjijiuzhidaoweishayule,poyounilaoziwodangniandefengfan。”

qintezhu:……laobannidezhongdianshibushiyoushenmewenti?

ranerhaibudengqintezhufabiaoyanlun,jiutingmenwaichuanlaiyishengnuhou。

“nagebuzhangyandejiahuojurangandalaozideerzi!”

niyanlunraoyouxingzhidekanxiangmenwaiyouyuanjijindezhongnianfuqi,hunshensanfazhechunchunyudongxiangyaogaoshidexingfenjing。

zhongniannanmanliannurongjiaoxiashengfeng,zuiligengshimamalielie,meiyijuhaohua。

danzaikandaozuozailunyishangdeneidaoshenyingshi,zhongniannanmankoupenfendeshengyinjiaranerzhi。

shenqingyeconggangkaishideaomanfennu,biandejingkonghuangzhang。danaodangjizuibazhangzhanghehequebuzhidaoruhekaikou。

shenqingzhifengfu,biqimouxiedanghongyanyuandoubuhuangduorang。

fandaoshitashenbiandezhongniannvrenyinweiaizixinqiegenbenmeizhuyidaozijiananrendebiaoqingbianhua。

tashentaijuaodekanxiangniyanlunhetashenbiandexiaoguniang,“canfei?guaibudejiaobuhaohaizi。”