第1章 是你们尺度有问题

yexiaobaizenmeyemeixiangdao,zhishishoucanwanlegeyouxi,zenmeshijiejiuquanbianleni?

chuanyuezheizhongshi,bushijiyouzhunbeiderenyubeidema?weishenmehuizaitayanqianchuxian?

tazheizhongpingfandezhaidaosideren,bushihezheimejingyandeshenghuofangshi!

buguanzenmemaiyuan,kexianshi,jiushizheimecankuderuqierzhile!

aoyehoushuileyitianyiye,xinglaihouyigeyouxijiemianjiuhencanrenyouguaiyidechuxianzaifangjianli。limianneigenpchaiyongtashengyoudashendeshengyintixingta,tachuanyuedaolezijiwandexiaolanggouyangchengyouxili。

“wanjialinjuhua,yinweinicaozuobudang,daozhibeiyangchengzhexinliniuqu,henkenenghuizailiangnianhouhuimieshijiepohuaiyouxi。guci,nibixujiuzhengcuowu,banideyangchengduixiangjiaoyangchengzhengchangren,caikeyihuiguixianshishijie。”

yexiaobaierankanzheyouxijiemianshangdenpc,tuokouwenchu:“woxiangxianhuangeyouximing!”

chuanyuerenwu,keyizuo。meiyoujinshouzhi,yekeyizuo。danshizheishedingmingzishibushitaicanledian?

zheimingzishinagenaocanqidelaizhe?

neinpchaishiyibenzhengjing:“baoqian,ninzhucedeshihouxitongyijingtishiguo,zhucemingziyijingsheding,zhongshenbunengxiugai。”

靠!

“neiwoshandangzhonglaixingbuxing?”

“不行!”

“zheimingmingshinimenzijiyouxidebug,weishenmequeyaowolaixiuzheng?shibushinimenjiwodesiliaoyouwenti?haiyouzhiqianwoquxitongcangkulingyangdeshihou,jiuzheiyigeyanseguiyi,shibushinimendehuoyuanchulewenti?woyaotousu!”

“祝您游戏愉快!”

meizaijitarenhebianjieshensudejihui,neiyidiandourangrenyukuaibuqilaidenpcjiugenyouxijiemianyiqixiaoshizaibankongzhong。

wuliningjingdehen,yiqiepingchangdejiuhaoxianggangcaineixiequanshihuanjue。

yexiaobaikanlekansizhou,gentaxianshishijiedefangzichabuduo,queyeyouhendadebutong。

shujiashangbaizhedebushimanhuashudongmanzhoubianheshouban,ershigekeshujigenlianxice。zaikanchuangwaijiejing,congmeishiyitiaojiebianchenglebangongyongpinheshudiandeng。

zheigerenshehaizhenshizaizhishidehaiyanglikuailedechangyoua。

zhenbukuishidehuawubaigejinbicainengqinglaidesirenjiaoshi!

bazijiderensheshuxileyibian,tajiujuejuedenachuzaizheiyouxilideshenfenzheng,kanlekanshangmianlinjuhuasangedazi,zhaochutiezhiyonglitieshang。

“nicaijiaolinjuhua,nishangbeizixiabeizidoujiaolinjuhua!”

guoran,youshijiandeshihou,jiugaishuijuemeirongchichihehe,wanshenmeyouxilangfeirenshenga?

yexiaobaiwunai,weilehuiguizhengchangshijie,zhinengzaizheili,kaishilexiuzhengjihua。

qishicongzhiqianyiduanshijian,tajiufaxianlezijiwandezheigeyouxibutaiduijing。weicitahaiteyiqupinglunqukanlekanbierenjiayangchengdexiaolanggoudouzaizuoshenme。

jieguokanlezhihou,shidadieyanjing!

tasuoyangdexiaolanggoumingweichuyan,jingguoyigeyuedejingxinsiyang,zhongyuzhangchengleshiwusuideshaonian。

kanzhezheihaizicongzhengtianchileshuishuilechi,daoyayaxueyu,panshanxuebu,zaidaochenglemengmengdeshaonian。zheiqijiandechengjiugan,yeshibuyaneryu。

wojiayouerchuzhangcheng,zhongyukuaiyaoshangdaxuele,bengaishishifenhuankuaideshijie。

tadouzaikaolvshibushigaiqujizheihaizipeigenvpengyou,zhaorenliangeyinshenmede,hunfangdoukaishikanle。ketajiadezheigehaiziquechuledianwenti。

bierenjiazheigenianjideshaonian,xihuanchuquwan,xihuanyundonghuozhexihuannvsheng。dantajiadechuyan,queshixihuanxuexingkongbudehuamian,zuixihuanqudejiushishigulvzuigaodeshizilukou,huozheanfaxianchang。

bierenjiadeshaonianzaiyouxili,chuqulvxing,huipaihaokandezhaopianhuilai。jiusuanyouneiweisuode,yeshipaipainvhaizigangfayudexiongbueryi。zaiguofendehaiyoupaiguonvshengdikude。

tahaiyiduduizheigeyangchengyouxidechiduchanshengguohuaiyi!

dantajiade,queshipaihuilaigezhongcanzhiduanbei,xueliuchenghedetuzaichang,huozheshifuermalinlipaozhedeyanzhuzideng。

yishidaochulewenti,pabeirendangchengbiantai,tayebuhaozhaorenqingjiao。zuihouyezhinenghenhenxinhualewubaigejinbi,jichuyanqinglegesirenjiaoshi,xiwangnenggaibianta。

kesheizhidao,sirenjiaoshihaimeishanggang,tajingranjiuchuanyuejinlai,chenglezheigesirenjiaoshi。

ruguobushijiaosemingzijiaolinjuhua,zheichangchuanyuezhilvhaikeyishuoshihenhaowande。

zhikexi,yiqiedoubeizheigeshurufasuijishurudemingzijihuile。

cishicike,yexiaobaizhanzaichuyanjiamenkou,shenxiyikouqi。

zheishitadiyicilaishangke,bixukuaidianjiuzhengcuowu,ranhouzaodianbaituolinjuhuazheigerangrenbengkuidemingzi。

chuyanjiahenda,sancengdudongxiaobieshu,haiyouyigexiaoyuanzi。jishishizaizheiyouxili,nengzhudeqibieshude,yebuduojian。

kan,taduizijiyangdexiaolanggouhaishihenhaode。

youxishedingli,chuyanfumudouzaiguowaizuoshengyi,meiyoushijianpeibanta。suoyi,tahenhenxinhualehenduojinbi,jitaanpailezuihaodewuzhitiaojian。

zhikexi,zheiyiqie,doumeishenmeyonga。

anlemenling,limianbingmeiyouhuiying。

youanleyici,yiranmeiyouhuiying。

yexiaobailianzheanlejici,limiandoumeiyouhuiying。

ketalaideshihoumingmingkanguole,chuyancishijiuzaierloukaoyangmiandefangjianlizhanzhe,buzhidaozaizuoshenme。

故意的?

shiwusuidenanhaizi,buxihuanjiajiaoyeshizhengchangde。

yexiaobaichunjiaoweiweiyangqi,shouzhianzaimenlingshang,qieerbushederangtayizhixianggebuting。

zheimenlingshengcierwubi,henkuaiyindegebidelinjuchulaimajie。

“shenjingbinga,anshenmean?”

yexiaobaizhuantou,songkaimenling,duilinjuhuiyizuitianmeiyoukerendexiao:“buhaoyisixiansheng,daraoninle,wohenkuaijiuzou。”

tadezhangxiang,congshengxialaijiurenruqiming,shifenxiaobai。

baibaidexiaoxiaodelianjia,yishuangdayanjingshuiwangwang,zhangzhangdejiemaohushanzhe,jiuhaoxiangyizhizuichunliangkerendexiaobaitu。fanshikandaotaderen,douhuiyizuiqingroudeshengyinhetaiduduidai,jiupajinglezheimemengdenvhai。

linjushigedahan,kandaotazheiyang,dunshiruanlexin。

“meishi,meishi,hehe。budarao!”

shuowan,jiuduizhetayouxiaolexiao,caiguanmentuilehuiqu。

dengdahanyiguanmen,yexiaobaizhuantou,yiranxiaozhe,kequeshiyaoyaqiechi。

xiaotuzaizi,guyibukaimen!shishihourangtajianshijianshi,panniqideshihou,zuiyinggaishoudaodehelidaiyule。

yinweishisirenjiaoshideyuangu,tazaizheigeshijiedejiali,duimanlegezhonggeyangdelianxicexitiji。wunianmonisanniangaokaoshenmede,neidoushixiaoerke。

yexiaobaidianliangleyixiatibao,cunhuozugou,henhao!

zheiyici,tazhianleliangfenzhong,limianzhongyuyourenkaimenle。

yexiaobailinzhebao,zaicidianliangleyixia,ranhouluchuzijizuichunliangwuhaiyoumengdongdexiao。

danshikandaokaimenderendeneiyike,talianshangdexiaochadianguabuzhu。

benyiweihuijiandaoyigetoufachuidaobizixiamian,manlianqingsehuzhadelatayinyudeshaonian,kesheizhidaoyanqiandeshaoniangenxiangxiangdewanquanbutong。

chuyanchuanzhebaisegongzibeixin,yitiaokuansongduanku,jiaoshangzeshishuilansedetuoxie。yishuangyanjingmingliangyoudongren,lianjiabinvhaihaiyaobaixi,zhenggerenkanqilaiganjingyouwenhe。

“qingwen,ninzhaoshei?”shaonianzaichenguangzhongluchumiantiandexiao,kanqilaichunliangyouwuhai。

benyiweikaimendehuishidahuilang,kesheizhidaomenneibianqueshigexiaobaitu。

yexiaobaiyixiazilengzhule,jiezhecaishunjianfanyingguolai,xiaodao:“nishichuyan?”

shaonianshangxiadaliangtayifan,jiezhexiaodao:“dui,woshichuyan。ninshi?”

yexiaobaibenxiangwenweishenmezheimejiudoumeikaimen,kedoubeizheituruqilaidejudafanchajijingdewangjile,ershizhijieziwojieshao:“woshi,woshi……”

tazaisanjizijizuoxinlijianshe,caizhongyushuochuneigezuiedemingzi:“woshilinjuhua。nifumuqingwolaizuonidesirenjiaoshi,woshilaishangkede。”

tahenmingxiandekandao,zaitingdaolinjuhuazheigemingzideshihou,duifangdebiaoqingmeiyousihaobianhua。

neixiaoguazailianshang,jiugenyongzuibiaozhundetiemojishutieshangqudeyiyang,wanmeiwuxia,meiyouqipao。

zheigefanying,taibuzhengchangle!

zhengchangrentingdaozheigemingzi,jiusuanmeichaoxiao,yegaiyoudianbiaoqingbianhuacaidui!zheihaizi,buduijing!

jiezhe,yexiaobaijiuyoujingyadekandaoleyigeqiguaidejingxiang。

chuyandetoushangjingranchuxianleyigeduihuakuangsideqipao,shangmianzhengyouyixingwenzi。

“zhentudemingzi!zheigenvrendefumugentayidingyouchou。yaoburan,takendingjiushijianlaide!”

xitongbingmeiyougaosuta,laidaozheigeshijiehainengyoujinshouzhi。kezheigeqipao,nanbuchengxianshideshichuyannaozilizhengxiangdeneirong?

tashouqijingyadeshenqing,zaicikanlekanshaonian。

shaonianhaishizaixiaozhe,pingjingyoumeihao。

danshineiqipaodeneirongquebianle。

“kanshenmekan?zhangdezheimesha,guaibudefumubuxihuan。a,huozhehenleiba?henleijiuqusihaole。bububu,haishibuyaosile,wosongniqusibijiaohao。”

yexiaobaichadianjiuxiaobuchulaile,yanshizhuxinzhongdechayikanzheshaonian。

chuyantoushangdeqipaoneirongyibiankuaisudebianhuazhe,yibianxiaozheqingtajinmen。

“linlaoshi,qingjin。biekeqi。zhenshibuhaoyisia,wogangcaihaiyiweishizhapianfan,suoyimeiganjinikaimenni。zhenbaoqiana!”

shaonianxiaozheqingtajinlai,youzhangluozhequdaochanadianxin。

“meiguanxi,wogaixiandadianhualaitongzhinide。”yexiaobaiyiyangchunliangdexiaozhejinlemen,shibushikanyiyantadetouding。

zheihaizisahuangjingranwanquanbulianhong,toudingshangxianshidemingmingshi:“caiguai!jiushiguyibujinikaimen,sheizhidaojingranzheimezhizhe。nizheimezhizhe,bushanizenmeduideqinini?”

杀我?