shenlinyuexiachehoujiuanzhaoyuanzhudejiyiwangneilaoshenzidehuisuozouqu。
zheihuisuohenhaozhao，yinweizhuangxiudeshifenhaohengyoudaqi，jihuyiyanjiunengkandao，zaijiashangwaimiantingfangdegesehaocheshenlinyuejiuzhidaozijikendingzhaoduile。
zhishitameizhejijinqu，fanerguailegewanjinleduimiandeshangchang。
shangchangzheigedianmeiguanmen，limianderenhaihenduo，shenlinyuetouyiciguangzheigeniandaideshangcheng，jishiyijingjizijizuohaoxinlijianshedanzoujinquhouhaishibeizhenhandeshuobuchuhua。
maye！zheiyetaidataihualileba？
jianzhiliulaolaojindaguanyuan，yanhualiaoluanledou。
zhenjingsanmiaohou，shenlinyueshouzhuxinsiquyiloudeyixiepumiankanzijinengmaideqidedongxi。
zhidaokanyiquanhou，taxinrusihui。
zheigeshidaidewujiafengzhang，baolichaozhedewubaikuaijukuanzaizheililiangexiangyangdedongxiyemaibuqi。
taxianzaijiushishidashiyiqiongbi。
shenlinyuetuxue，danxiangxiangzijiaerzijintianguoshengri，tazongbunengkongshouquba？
yushi，tachuleshangchangqulingyibiandewenjudiangoumaileyizhigangbijiyifenbaozhuanghe，zijidongshoubaozhuangleyixia。
tajiulinzhezheifenbudadanchengyishizudeliwuwanghuisuozouqu，quezaimenkoushibeibaoanlanxia。
yuanlaizheihuisuoshihuiyuanzhidude，meihuiyuanyoumeirenlingzhetagenbenjinbuqu。
沈临月：……
“xiaomeimei，nishuonididizailimianguoshengri，neinidagedianhuajitarangtachulaijieniba。”baoanhaisuanhexu，meizhijiegantazou。
shenlinyuezhangzhangzui，xiangdaobaolimeixunhaodeshoujirendoumale。
bieshuota2gdeshoujizaizheigeshidaiyongbule，tayebuqingchuhaodaerdeshoujihaoa。
dantabingbushiqingyijiufangqideren，zhazheyishuangdayanjingchengkendewangxianggongzuorenyuan。
“wowangdaishoujile，danwozhidaotamendebaoxianghao，ninnengbangwotongzhiyixiama？”
gongzuorenyuanxianglexiang，xunwen：“duoshaohao？womenkeyijiaorenquwenwen。”
shenlinyuesonglekouqi，jiangbaojianhaoshuochukou，xinzhongqingxingyuanwenliyoutijizheige，burantayinggaizhinengzaiwaimianshouzheweiwenzile。
tingdaotashuochudebaojianhao，zhengyaocongtashenbianluguodeguyiantingxiajiaobu，yiweibumingdekanxiangshenpangmeizhuyidaodenvsheng。
nvshengyishengangfengchuanda，niandaiganshizu，shoushangdaizhedebiaohaishitazaitamashouzanglikandaoguode，haoxiangshinianqianjiutingchanle。
yitoupengsongdezhangfadangzhutadewuguan，zhishidangtataiqitoushi，guyianzhijielengzhule。
shaonvwuguanjiqichutiaopiaoliang，bazhangdaxiaodelianhaiyouxieyingerfei，shenzhibixianzaihenduomingxinghaiyaopiaoliang。
jiushiyouzhongshuobuchudeshuxigan，guyianzhuomozhenaozhonghuaguozijialaodadelian。
hei，bieshuo，queshiyoujifenxiangsi。
youxiangdaotashuochudebaojianhaohetashouliniezhedeliwuhe，bajiubulishiyeshilaijilaodaqingzhushengride。
jiushibuzhidaoweishalaodabarenjiliaoxiale。
“dengdeng，niyaoqu2033baoxiang？”guyianjiaozhuzhunbeijiaorenquwenwendegongzuorenyuan，muguangluozaishenlinyuelianshang。
shenlinyuetingdaoshaoniandeshengyin，xiayishitaitouwangguoquyouyishundemimang，“nirenshiwoma？”
guyianzheicaixiangdaozijimaoranchushengyouxiemomingqimiao，ganjinjieshi，“burenshi，dannijintianyeshilaijilaodaqingzhushengrideba？”
老大？生日？
buhuishitahaodaerdexiongdiba？
shenlinyuejuedezijizhenxiangle，ganjindiantou：“dui，woshihexiaojiejie，nishitapengyouma？”
姐姐？！
guyianzhenjingle，tagenzhelaodazheimejiuzenmemeitingguolaodahaiyougeshenmejiejiea？
buguotanengshuochulaodademingzikendingjiushirenshilaodade，jiuyemeiduoxiang。
“haha，duia，tashiwomenlaoda，nijiranshilaijilaodaguoshengdeneiwomenjiuyiqijinquba。”shuozheyouxianggongzuorenyuanjieshilejijuhuajiuchenggongdaizheshenlinyuezoulejinqu。
jinqudeyihuiergongfu，shenlinyuejiuconghexiaodezheiweipengyoushenshangtaodaobushaodexiaoxi，yezhidaoletademingzi。
shunbiankuazanleduifangjiju，chenggongrangguyianduitadexinren‘chengcheng’zhizhang。
zuihouguyiandoujiaotayisheng“yuejie”le。
……
baojianjiannubahudeqifenbeiguyiandaduan。
zhongrenshixianluozaitashenshang，tayouxiezhangermobuzhetounao：“zheishizenmele？”
muguangluozaijintiandezhurengonghexiaoshenshang，lianshangdangjijiudaishangerhadexiaorong。
“laoda！wobajiedailaile，zanjiebeibaoanlanzaiwaimianhaishiwodaijinlaide。”tabuwangyaogong，zhuantouyikanmenkou，“ei？！renni？”
bengaigenzaitashenhouderenyingjiuzheimemeile，guyianmengquan，nandaozaimenkoumeijinlai？
hexiaolengmodesaoxiangguyian：“nimeishuixing？”
shuowanyoukanxianglaoshenzaizaidejiangzhixingchechunlengxiao：“jiranjiangxuebazheimelihai，neiwomenjiubibibei？shuderenhezheige。”
tajiangyitapijiunadaozhuomian。
houzhihoujuedeguyianzheicaipinchuweierlai，yizhuantoukanjianjiangzhixingneizhanglianjingle。
“**，nizenmezaizheier？”
beishizhongmeirenbuzhidaohexiaohejiangzhixingyouenyuan，liangrenmeicijianmianjihudouhuiyanyu**duifang，danmeicichibiededoushixiaoge，suoyizheienyuanjiuyuejiyueshen。
jiangzhixingxiaomimidesaoguoguyian，zuihouluozaihexiaoshenshang：“wobuhuihejiu，womenkeyihuangebisaifangshi，biruzuoti，zheigeshiwodeqiangxiang。”
顾逸桉：……
bukuishixueba，zainalidouxiangzhezuoti。
danzanxiaogekeshixuezha！zheibuminghuanghuangdetiaoxinma？tanengrenxiaogejueduiburen。
ranhoutayinqiedezhuantoukanxianghexiao。
逍哥，揍他丫的！
danhexiaoquemeijizhexianzhuo，nujifanxiao：“suoyinijintianlaizheilibushiweiwoqingsheng，ershizachangzide？”
tahuayinluoxia，yidaocuishengshengdenvshengturanyongjinshaonianmendeerduoli。
“不能喝酒！”
jiezhe，yidaoshouxiaodeshenyingchuxianzaimenkou。
yinzhebeiguang，zhongrenyishimeinengkanqingchutadeyangmao，zhikanjiantaqishixiongxiongdezouxiangzuozaizuizhongjiandehexiaoneili。
zhongren：a？bushi，jienidanzizhendaa？zhibenxiaogeni。
hexiaoyebeizheizhongqishizudeshengyinhoudelengleliangmiao，huishenshizheinvhaiyijingzoudaomianqian，youyudengguanghunan，tameinengdiyishijiankanqingchu。
“nishishei？renshiwo？”hexiaoningjindemeinengjiasicangying。
心中更是烦不胜烦。
guogeshengrilaidemeiyigezhengchang，made，fansile。
shenlinyueyeyouxiesong，chongdongle，tadouburenshihaodaer，quanpingzhijuezouguolaide，wanyirencuokejiuganlegegaa！
xianglexiang，tahaishixiaoshengwen：“nishihexiaoma？”
贺逍：？？？
哪来的神经？