yishenshoudejiejinpibaogutoudezhongxiaoshubeizheimeyituijingzhijiudiezuozaileqingshizhuanshang。
“si。”zhongxiaoshukanzhecapodeshouxin，xinzhongyijumamaipi，shibushiqifutabunengbaorenshe。
yuanzhushiyigeruanruandexingzi，tabunengbaolerenshe，danshixianzaihaibuxuyaozhongxiaoshuqinzishangqianquzhaocha，zheixietongzijiuzijizouqianlaile，zhijiejiubazhongxiaoshuweizhule。
“wei！xiaoshu，nizhanzaichufangmenkouganshenme？”lingtoudetongzixiaoqishuodao，pingshizuiheyuanzhuduizhegandeyeshixiaoqi。
gongzi：“shibushiyaoganjiale？shibushiyaoganjiale？sibisibi！”
zhongxiaoshuxinzhongyigebaiyan：“**buganjia，nizheimejidongganshenme？”
gongzi：“zheibushixiangchaoreyidianqifenma……”
zhongerbing，zhongxiaoshuguoduanwushilegongzi，jixukanzheyanqianweizhezijidezhongtongzi，cishitongzijianzhongxiaoshubushuohuajiukaishigengjiaxiaozhangleqilai。
“xiaoshu，zenmeyigeyuebujianniyabale，haishishale！”yigexiaotongzizhijieshangqiantuileyixiazhongxiaoshu。
tashiannabuzhuxiangjiaoxunjiaoxunzheixiexiaoemo。
“hahahaha，nimenkan，xiaoshuzhendechengshazile，diezailedishanghaibushuohua。”xiaoqidashengdequxiaodao，likeqitatongziyehongtangdaxiaozhe。
cishi，zhongrenbaokuozhongxiaoshudoumeiyoufaxian，zaitamenshenhoudezhanglanglizoulaileyizhongren，neizhongrenbazheibiandeqiyashijianwanwanzhengzhengdeshouruyandi。
yigexianfengdaogudelaoxianrenkanjianzheibiandeqiyachangjing，yaxiayanzhongnuqi，likexiangzhezuiqianmianyishenqingyidenanzidishendao：“laozu，wolikequxunchizheixietongzi！”
xianmenzhongdi，laozuganggangchuguanjiukanjianzheiyangdeshijian，dinghuishengnude。
shenqiandenanzimingmingkanzhezhiyouluoguannianhua，keshilaoxianrenqueyaochengqilaozu，kexiangerzhitadeshenfenbuyiban。
laozufuqingjinyishenqingyi，yipaoshangxiuzhedandandexianzongfuwen，yishenfuhuaqixi，yitouzhangjididemofasuiyidepisanzhe，kanzheyonglan，danshiyoudaizhelingrendeqixi。
tayanshenpingjing，kanbuchuxinu，taweiweitaishou，laoxianrenlikehuiyidetuixiale。
yishenqingyidefuqingjinyanshenweidong，likeyouguiweipingjing，tajingjingdeguankanzhe。
neibian，neixietongzihaizaiquxiaozhezhongxiaoshu。
“wokantazhendeshichengshazile，zheimejiuyebudongyixia，mumudaidaide，hahahaha！”
zhengdangtamenxiaodeqijingdeshihou，yigeruannuodetongyinxiangqi：“woshenmeshihoubianchengshazile，weishenmewozijibuzhidao？”
……
笑声戛然而止。
xiaoqidaizheyihuodebiaoqingkanzheta：“nibushichengyabalema？
zhongxiaoshufanzheweiguangdetongzitaiqi，zhishexiaoqi，xiaoqidunshibeihouyiliang，buzijuedebikailezhongxiaoshudemuguang。
xiaoqiyihuo，zheishineigeweiweinuonuodexiaoshuma？
zhongxiaoshuyaxiaganggangdeyanshen，likebianzuoleruanruandeyangzi，tazhabazheyanjing：“wozenmeyouchengyabale，nitingbujianwozaishuohuama？tingbujianshinierduochuwentilema？ruguotingjianle，haishuowoshiyaba，neimeshinidenaodaichuwentilema？”
gongzibiezhexiaorong：suzhuyuyanxianjinggao，hahahaha，zheiyangzheigexiaopihaishichengrentingjianhaishimeitingjiandoubushile！
zhongxiaoshuyidachuanderuannuotongyin，mingmingshengyinneimewuhai，keshizheishuochulaidehualikerangxiaoqilengzaileyuandi，haoyihuitacaixiaohuadiao。
xiaoqiqidelianjiayipiantonghong：“xiaoshu，nishenmeyisi，nizaimawo？”
zhongxiaoshuwugudezhabazheyanjing：“womeiyoua，wozhishiguanxinnideshenti，ruguowushichuwentilekeshibunengxiuxiande。”
“wowushimeiyouchuwenti！”
“zhendema？”zhongxiaoshuweiweiwaizhenaodai，haoxianghenjiujie，henhuaiyideyangzi。
“zhende！”xiaoqiyaoyaqiechidehuidadao，tasihaomeiyouyishidaozijibeizhongxiaoshuraoguoqule，jingzhiwangjiletashilaizhaochade。
“suzhu，suzhu，laozudehaoganzhi+1。”gongzigaoxingdeshengyinchuanlai。
zhongxiaoshubujie：“nibushishuolaozuzaibiguanma？wozheihaimeiyoukaishigonglve，talaorenjiazenmejiuzengjiahaoganzhile？”
gongziyoudianxinxudeshengyinchuanlai：“qishijintianlaozujiuchuguanle，bingqiehaizaizhangmendepeitongxiashichaxianzong，ganggangnizaitaolutongzideshihoulaozujiuzainimenshenhoudezhanglangli……”
“qinaide，niweishenmebuzaoshuoni？”zhongxiaoshujinliangrangzijideshengyinbaochiwenrou，keshitaxianzaiqiasigongzidexindouyoule，zhiqingbubao。
benlaidasuanzouruanmengluxiangonglvelaozude，keshixianzailaozuyinggaibushigebende，kanchuletaganggang“fuhei”deyimian，suoyicaizhanglehaogan，yihouxiangzhuangtianzhendoumeineimerongyile。
“qishiwobenlaidasuangaosunide，danshikannigangganghetongziweisideshihouzheimekeai，woxiangranglaozukankan，liuyigeduinidediyiyinxiang，suoyijiumeirenxintixingni。”
“nizhibuzhidaoniyigemeirenxingaosukeshihuailewoquanpanjihua！”
“qinaide，buyaozheimexiongma，nikanlaozuduinidiyiyinxianghaishibucuode，zheibuzhangleyidiandehaoganzhima。”
钟小术：“……”
gongzi：“……haoba，wocuole，yihouyouqingkuangwoyidinghuigaosuni，jueduibushanzuozhuzhangle。”
gongziwannianhaobaobaoderencuotaidu，zhongxiaoshuyemorenyuanliangle，xianzaiguanjianhaishizenmezhengjiuyixiazijidexingxiang。
“xianzailaozuhaizaima？”
“zai，laozuhaizaizhanglanglikanzhezheibian。”gongzipaijianceyibaogao。
xianzaizhanglangdeqifenhenweimiao，genzailaozushenhoudezhangmenhezhanglaomendoufenfenniehanzhong，laozuzheishishenmeyisi，yizhizaizheilikanzheyebudong，zheishishengqihaishibushengqini？
zheixietongziyeshi，zhaojihuiyidingyaohaohaochuzhi，shiqianglingruozheizhongshiqingzaixianzongfashengle，shuochuqudoudiulian。
jiuzaizhangmenyiweilaozuhaihuijixukanxiaqudeshihou，laozuzhuanshentaibulikaile。
zhangmenhezhanglaozhengyugenshang，zhitingfuqingjindao：“nimenbubipeizhewole。”
“是，恭送老祖！”
zhangmenzhanglaoqishengshuozhegongsonglaozu，shengyindongjingyoudianda，yizhongtongzidoutingjianle，xiaoqihedeliansecangbai，zheishizhangmendeshengyin！
songwanlaozu，jiushiyaohaohaoxunchizheixietongzile，yishendaopao，miansebushihenhaodexianrenlengzheyizhangliandabuzouleguolai。
“拜见掌门。”
zhongtongziganjinxingli，zhongxiaoshuyegenzaiqizhongxingli，dizhetoujiangdizijidecunzaigan。
“heng，nimenkezhicuo！”zhangmendeyuqibushihenhao。
jinrilaozuchuguan，jiurangtalaorenjiakanjianzheiyangdeshiqing，tazheigezhangmenyanmianhecun，laozusuiranmeiyouguaizui，keshizhongguihaishiliuxialebuhaodeyinxiang。
mianduizhangmendeweiya，xiaoqidengtongzihedeliansecangbai，likezhandouzhedao：“tong……tongerzhicuo……”