“meicuo，zheilibianshilaikejidi”
weikedianlediantou，zhudongzoudaodamenchu，duizhejigeshenchuanmicaifudenanzizhudongxunwendao：
“qingwenlongxiaotianzaizheilima？”
zhishoudemicaifunanzi，yaojiangugude，yikanbiandailejiahuo。
tamenlenglengdikanleyiyanweikehou，konghedao：
“zheilishisirenlingdi，meiyoushenmelongxiaotian，nimenzaibuzou，bieguaiwomenbukeqile！”
唰的一下。
zairenqunzuihoudehaotian，youruguimeibanchuxianzaijigemicaifumianqian。
“嘶！”
suofeiyawuzhuzuiba，luchunanyizhixindebiaoqing，yuanlaizhurenshenbianzheigezhongnianren，juranshichuanshuozhongdewudaogaoshou。
天啊！
guaibudezhurenzhidaileliangrenlaibali，ganqingsuibianyigedoushinianyaditoulongdecunzai。
“你找死！”
jigemicaifufaxianhaotianyilianbiyidikanzhetamen，qidetamendangchangcongkudoulitaochushouqiang，miaozhunleta。
“zaijinimenzuihouyicijihui，bulikaizheili，si！”
jimingxiongcandedahan，shouzhifangzaibanjishang，zhiyaohaotianyousuoyidong，tamenlimakaiqiangsheji。
“buyao........xiejiuxiansheng，womenzouba！”
zhangqiqidajiaoyisheng，yanshenzhongshanguoyisiburen，tabuxiwangweitachutoudezhongnianrenkesitaxiang。
“gandie，tamenhaoxiong，haohuai，womenzouba！”
duduyebeiyanqiandeyimuhezhele，yanleizaiyanzhuzilidazhuan，duizhegujiuxieaiqiudao。
“dudu，qiqi，wufang，zheizhongxiaochangmian，haotianshuhoudezhu”
gujiuxieduizhemunvliangxiaolexiao，jileyigefangxindebiaoqing。
‘’fake，nimenxiangsi，chengquannimen
jimingdahannule，buzaiyouyu，zhijiekoudonglebanji。
突突突！
qiangguanshang，penchujidaohuoshe，tonghongdezidanyimeimiao420misudushexianghaotian。
“bu.......”
tingdaoqiangshenghou，zhangqiqi、duduzhijiebeihepoledan，yankuanglileishuihuahuazhiliu。
neigezhongnianrenshiweilebangtamenzhaolongxiaotianbeisheshade。
然而。
lingsuofeiyadengrenzhenjingdeyimufashengle。
zhijianqiangshengxiangdeshunjian，haotianhuanhuanshenchuzuoshouqingqingyihua，feilaidezidanquanbubeitayibazhuazaileshouxinli。
“就这？”
haotianfachuyimolengxiao，suihou，shouzhangqingqingyifan，neijikezidanhuazuofenmo，sanluozaidishang。
“欧玛噶！”
weiketongkongdengdaliangbei，yilianhairan，zuowandaizhetamenfeixiang，jintianjurantushouzhuazidan。
budui，tabazidanjiniechenglefenmo。
这他娘的还是人吗？
shenme007zhanmusibangde，zaitayiquanxia，yedefenshensuiguba！
budantazheiyangxiang，liansuofeiyayeshimudengkoudai，tazhidaowuzhedeqiangda，ketushouzhuazidan，zheiyetaiherenle。
“mei......meishi？”
duduyanjiaodeleishuihuahuazhiliu，gangcalecayanleihou，qiangrenzheweijudengdayanjingwangqu，faxianneigeyeyejurananranwuyangzhanzaineili。
zaineigeyeyeduimiandejigehuairen，quegenheshaleyiyang，jiangzaiyuandiyidongbudong。
“fake，deke，shirangnimenluankaiqiangde！”
jirendeqiangsheng，jingdonglelaikejidilimianderen。
哒哒哒！
shangbaigeshouchiak、m4demengmianrenmen，qishixiongxiongdichonglechulai，yuanbenfangsongxintaidezhangqiqimunvzaiyicijinzhangqilai。
tamenmeixiangdaolongxiaotiantigongdedizhilimian，juranruciduodebaotu。
longxiaotiantabuhuibianchenglesharenbuzhayandeemoba！
yixiangdaozheili，zhangqiqiyanshenzhongshanguoyimohouhui。
“boss，zheigerentabushiren，shigui，ta.......tanengtushouzhuazidan！”
fanyingguolaidemicaifuzhuanghan，weiweisuosuo，duizhebozishangxilehongseweijindenanzishuodao。
“fake，tushouzhuazidan，tashigangtiexia，haishizuguoren！”
bossduizhexiaodibianshiyizhennuchi，suihou，tadaizheyinhuidimuguangkanxianglejidiwaidesuofeiya、zhangqiqidengren，tianletianzuichun。
“qubaneilianggeniuzhuajinlai，laozijinwanyaokaihun！”
bosszhilezhisuofeiya、zhangqiqi，duizheshouxiaminglingdao。
“xiaoniu，nimenshixiangdegunjinlai，rangwomenbosshenhenwannongnimen，fouze，wokaiqiangdasitamen”
yimingxiaoditaiqiak，zhizhegujiuxiedengren，dangjiweixiedao。
suofeiyalianshangmeiyoubanfenjuse，buguo，zhangqiqiquebeihedeliansecangbai，jinjinbaozhuhuailidedudu，shentiweiweizhandouqilai。
“haotianshu，feiletamen！”
gujiuxiekandaomaodunjihuadechabuduole，zuijiaoweiweishangyang，dangjixialingdao。
“是，少主！”
“shuo，nimenshiduanyoushou，haishizuoshou，huozhediwuzhi？”
haotiansaoleyiquanchiqiangdexiongtumen，zuijiaolveguoyimolengxiao。
“哈哈哈！”
“boss，zheigedaxiarenjuranxiangyaofeiwomen，xiaosirenle！”
“jiudaxiarendeshenban，hainengdangzhuwomendezidanbucheng，nibuhuiyiweinizhendeshilixiaolongba！”
“jiusuanlixiaolong，tayedangbuzhuwomendezidan”
yizhongfeitutingjianhou，budanmeiyoubanfenhaipa，fanerfachuchaoxiaoshenglai。
haotiandehua，fangfoshitamentingguozuihaoxiaodexiaohua。
“聒噪！”
zhijianhaotiankuabushangqian，zhenggerenwanruoyidaoliuguangban，chuanguochiqiangdefeitumen。
“打完，收工！”
yidaoxuyinglveguo，haotianchuxianzaigujiuxieshenbian。
shenhoudefeitumen，haosiduominuopaiyiban，fenfendaodi，suiji，tamenzuilifachuyizhenzhencanjiaosheng。
“啊！！！”
neisixinliefeidecanjiaosheng，zhichongyunxiao。
xinghaolaikejidiyuanlishizhongxin，buranneixiexunluodejingchazaojiubeixiyinguolaile。
“我的右手！”
“我的左手！”
“a！！！wodediwuzhi”
shangbaigechiqiangdefeitu，ciketangzaidishangaoaodajiao，fangruobeizhemoleyibaibian，yiqianbian。
“zidanzaikuai，nengkuaidewohaotian？”
haotianzuijiaoweiweijueqi，luchuyimodandandeweixiao。
“zheiweiyeye，haolihaia！”
“zheiyibaiduogexiongtudoubeinidapaxiale”
duduneinaishengnaiqidehua，baxianrucuoezhongdezhongren，yiyihuanxing。
haotianzenmedabaideyibaiduogexiongtu，tamenbingmeikanqingchu，dandishangtangzhehaohaodajiaodexiongtu，queshizhenshibandecunzai。
suofeiyaneiyishuangmeimou，toutoudaliangzhegujiuxie，ananxiadingjuexin，yidingyaoshichuhonghuangzhili，haohaosihouhaozhuren。
zhiyaojuexingtianfu，jianglaideta，yeshilingrenjingyangdewudaogaoshou。
“ng......zhuweixiongtumen，biejiaole，zaijiaowokansinimen”
gujiuxiecongxitongkongjianlimochucongsuofeiyaneilijiaohuodezhanlipinxuanyuedao，bihualeyifanhou，konghedao。
cihuayichu，dishanghaohaodajiaodexiongtumen，dunshibishanglezuiba。
congtamenmianbudeniuquchengdulaikan，kexiangerzhi，ciketamentineixiangshouzhecuoguyanghuizhitong。
“这就对了嘛？”
“woxiejiu，yixiangxihuanyidefuren”
gujiuxieluchuyifumanyidexiaorong，yibuyibudizouxiangneimingxiongtubossshenbian。
“dayeshuodedui，womenyexihuanyidefuren”
bossboziyisuo，luchuyilianhairan，lianmangfuhedao。
tanaganbutingconggujiuxiedehua，liangangcaibaozoutamendekongbuzhongnianrendoudeyigujiuxieweishou，chufeitabozixiangganshouneibingkandaodefenglichengdu。
“孺子可教也！”
suiji，gujiuxiehuafengyizhuan。
“ranglongxiaotianchulai，tadelaopo、nverlaizhaota”