《《反派快饿死了,我还在给主角送饭》》第1章

《《fanpaikuaiesile,wohaizaijizhujiaosongfan》》

zheishishangyouyizhonggu,jiaotongminggu。yimutongbaodeshuangshengzi,yigezuo“shengti”,yigezuo“qieti”。qietihuobucheng,chufeicongshengtineiertouming。chidemeiyikoufan,hedemeiyikoushui,shuidemeiyigeanwenjue,douhuibianchengtoulaideshoushu。shengtiyaohuo,jiuderangqietiezhe、kezhe、aozhe。zheidaoli,youwangweichiliaodong,suoyitabazijideluanshengxiongdixiaojiyunqiuzaidilao,rangtaxiangtiaogouyiyanghuozhe,zhiweizijinengchuanshangyikouqi。

zheidaoli,xiaojiyunbudong。tazhizhidaozijishiqianchaotaizi,shoujinzhemo,erweichiliaoshicuanweijianwangdezougou,baonvewudao。tahenta,lisuodangran。

zheidaoli,wogengbudong。wojiaobaiguo,yigecongbiechulaidedaomeidan,beibanglegejiao“shengmuxitong”dewanyier。tashuo,jixiaojiyunsongyigemantou,nengduohuoyitian。wokanzheneigezaidilaolikuaiyaoesidemeiren,juedezheishixingshanjide。yushiwosongle。wokanzhewodezhuziweichiliaoqidetuxue,juedetahuogai。yushiwosongdegengqinle。woyiweiwozaizhengjiuyigeyingxiong,quebuzhidao,wodemeiyici“shanliang”,doushiqinshoubadaozitongjinneigebaojundexinkou。woyongtademing,quhuanwodeming,zaiquyanglingyigerendeming。zhidaozuihou,sangeren,sheidoumeinenghuocheng。

woduanzheneigemuwan,shouyoudiandou。

wanlishiyigebaimianmantou。zaibiechu,zheidongxibuzhiqian。danzaiyouwangfudedilao,zheiwanyiernenghuanyitiaoming。

naoziliyougeshengyin,xiangmiaolidetieqing,lengbingbingde。“renwumubiao:jiangshiwusongzhixiaojiyunshouzhong。shengyushijian:yizhuxiang。renwushibai,mosha。”

woderenwu,jiushibazheigemantousongjidilaozuishenchudeneigeren。

wojiaobaiguo,santianqianhaishigezaigezijianliganxiangmudeshechu,yanjingyibiyizheng,jiuchengleyouwangfuyigeshaohuodexiaoyahuan。hailaibujinongmingbaizhuangkuang,zheige“shengmuxitong”jiuzhaoshanglemen。

chaoqishunzheshibiwangxiatang,hedishangdeanhongseyetihunzaiyiqi,nianhuhude。tieliantuoguodimiandeshengyincongqianfangchuanlai,huala,huala。yixia,youyixia。

wotingzhujiao,kanjianleneigequansuozaijiaoluolideren。

tachuanzhekanbuchuyuansedeqiufu,toufaluanzaozaodinianzailianshang,shenshangyouxindebianhen,yeyoujiudeluoyin。kejiusuanzheiyang,yekandechudizishihaode。meiguhengao,bilianghenting,shigedinghaokandenanren。

tajiushixiaojiyun,zheibenshuyuanlaidenanzhujiao。meiqiangcan,sangezizhanquanle。

wodunxiashen,bamuwanwangqiandiledi。

wanyankezaibinglengdedimianshang,fachu“kou”deyisheng。

neirenhuanhuantaiqitou,luchuyishuangyanjing。neishuangyanjinglimeishenmeshencai,xiangliangtansishui。takanzhemantou,houjiedongleyixia。ranhou,tadeshixianyueguomantou,luozailewodelianshang。

他没有伸手去接。

woyoubawanwangqiantuileyicun。naozilidetieqingyouxiangleyixia,cuimingside。wodeshengmingshizhang,zhishengxiabudaobanzhuxiangle。

“chiba。”wodeshengyinhenxiao,zaizheikongkuangdedilaolixiandeyoudianpiao。

tahaishibudong,zhishikanzhewo。neiyanshen,shuobushangshijingti,haishijuewang。

wojile,gancuibawansaidaotashouli。tadeshouhenliang,pibaozhegutou,xiangyijiekushuzhi。

jiuzaitadezhijianpengdaomantoudeneiyike,wonaozilideshengyinbianlediao。“renwuwancheng。shengmingtianshujiayi。”

wosongleyikouqi,tuiyiruanchadianzuodishang。

kezheikouqihaimeisongwan,yigeyingzijiucongdilaorukouyalexialai。neiyingzihengao,baweiyideliangguangquandangzhule。yiguzixuexingweihunzhelengliedetanxiangwei,pumianerlai。

我僵住了。

dilaolisuoyourendouzhidao,zheigeshichen,huilaizheierdezhiyouyigeren。

幽王,尉迟燎。

woliantoudoubugantai,zhenggerensuochengyituan,henbudebazijisaijinshifengli。

jiaobushengtingzaiwomianqian。wonengganjuedaoyidaoshixian,xiangdaoziyiyang,xianshizaiwoshenshanggualeyixia,ranhouluozailexiaojiyunshenshang。

gengzhunquedishuo,shiluozaitashoulideneigemantoushang。

dilaolisiyibandijijing。wonengtingjianzijidexintiao,dong,dong,dong,leiguside。

“谁给你的。”

shengyinhenchen,xiangdongtianjielebingdehumian,tingbuchuxinu。danfulirenrendoushuo,wangyeyueshizheiyang,jiuyueshishengqi。

xiaojiyunmeishuohua,zhishibaneigemantouniedegengjinlexie。

weichiliaowangqianzouleyibu。tachuanzheyishuangheisedexuezi,xuemianshangyongjinxianxiuzhemangwen,caizaizangwudedimianshang,yidiandoubuxianqi。

tameikanwo,shenzhimeizaiwendierbian。tazhishisisididingzheneigemantou,yanjinglimanmanfuqixuesi,hongdeheren。

ranhou,tataiqishou,yizhanghuileguoqu。

bushidaren,shidaneigemantou。

“pa”deyisheng,baimianmantoubeidadefeilechuqu,zaikongzhongsuichengjikuai,diaozaiwushuili,zhuanyanjiukanbujianle。

我吓得一哆嗦。

xiaojiyuntaiqitou,kanzheta,neishuangsishuibandeyanjingli,zhongyuyouleyisibolan。shihen。

weichiliaochuanzheqi,xiongkouqifudelihai。tahaoxiangbisheidoujidong。

woyiweitaxiayikejiuyaofazuo,choudaosharen。fuliderendoushuotapiqibaoli,sharenbuzhayan。

可他没有。

tazhishidingzhexiaojiyunkongkongruyedeshou,huran,tamengdigongxiayao,shouwuzhulezui。

“噗——”

yikouxuecongtazhifenglipenlechulai,jianzaidishang,yansebineixiechenniandexuejiyaoxianyandeduo。

我整个人都懵了。

他……他吐血了?

weichiliaodeshentihuanglehuang,xiangshizhanbuwen。tataiqitou,liansezaihunandehuoguangxia,baidexiangzhi,bidilaolibansibuhuodexiaojiyunhaiyaocangbai。

那不是气到吐血。

neiyangzi,daoxiangshitazijiaileneiyizhang,shoulezhongshang。