第1章 又当又立小仙女,不讲法律死战神(3761字)

“唔......”

“ng...heng....siliu...”

“baishao,ninhuoqihaidama?jinrikeshinindedaxishi,xinqinghaodianma...”

“buranrenjiajixujinixiexiehuo...”

longhaishi,shengtianjiudian,haohuaxiyanting。

jintian,shilonghaidashaobaijinghonghefanningerdejiehundianli。

ercikexiyantingbianshangdehuanyijiannei。

yigefubaimaomei,shenchuanbanniangqunzhangxiangwumeidenvzizhengdunzaibaijinghongdeshenqianyiqianyihoutunshi。

baijinghongditoukanzhedunzhedenvren,xiangzheyixiliedeshiqing,dangxiayeshisuoranwuwei,yibajiangqituikai!

“bo~”nachuzhangqiangdeqingxiangshengguohou,nvrendiezuozaidishang,calecazuijiao。

baijinghongshouhao,laqilalian,lenglengdao:“xiaciba,jintianyoubiedeshiqing,meixinqing!”

banniangjiaoroudi“ng”leyisheng:“neixiangongxibaishao,dechangsuoyuanjinribaodemeirengui......”

baijinghongpieletayiyan,meiyouduoyan,zhuanshenchaozhewaimianxiyantingerqu。

期间忍不住喃喃道:

“ruguobuchusuoliao,anzhaoxiaoshuojuqing,buchubangexiaoshi,zhujiaozhanshenchenlinjiuyaochuaimendahanyiju:‘tabuyuanyi,meirenkeyiqiangpo!”

“jiezhe,wozheigefanpaipeijiao,jiuhuibeizhanshencanrendaduandisantiaotui,chengweitadoushizhiludediyigedianjiaoshi。”

“gan!feigenlaoziyigefanpaiguobuqushiba,zheishinibiwode!”

“zhanshenlebuqi,laozizhaoyangyouyibaizhongfangfadiaodani!”

……

baijinghongzaijieshoulechuanyuedaoxiaoshuozhong,chengweifanpaideshedinghou,zixifenxiqiledangqianjushi。

xianzaidetachuyuyiben《wangzhehongyanlu》dedoushishuangwenxiaoshuozhizhong。

zheibenshu,yeshiyibenchangjiandewunaotaolushuangwen,zhujiaojiushitadesiduitouchenlin。

chenlinguerchushen,shenshibeican,jiyuanqiaohejinrubudui,niubaidaozha,yinyixiebukekongdeyinsuqianwangxifang,pingjiezhezhujiaoguanghuanhelinglishenshou,wunianjianchuangliqi“diyuzuzhi”daihao:mingwang!

zheicihuigui,chulediaochashenshishijian,jiushixianzhaodaochuliannvzhu。

ranhouzaiquzhaohaoduodenvzhu,xutamenyishengronghua,guoshangmeixiumeizaodexingfushenghuo!!!

erfanpaibaijinghong,shenfenshilonghaidiyijiazubaijiadedashaoye,shijiazhizizichanwanyi,quanshitongtian,queduinvzhufanningeryijianzhongqingchengletiangou。

weilezhuiqiunvshenbuxinuzashiduoyi,zhengjiufanjiaqiye,daotoulaifanerlianrendaiqiandoujichenlinzuolejiazhuang,haibeidaduanledisantiaotuichengweiletaijian。

还有天理吗?

还有法律吗?

pingshenmeniwunianzhanshen,jiugandalianbaijiajidaijilei?

baijinghongsuanjizhe,womingyouwobuyoutian,daodizenmecainengnitiangaimingbajidingjuqingjituifan。

“neige...xitong?zai?xianzaishidisanzhangmeicuoba?”baijinghongshitanxingwenleyiju。

【ding,dalianxitongtixingnin,xianzaishidisanzhang:zhanshenhannuhuigui,qianghunzajiudian!】

【qiyunzhizijikedida,qingsuzhuzuohaozhunbei。】

baijinghongxinzhongyixi,guoran,xitonghaigenzhezijini。

dalianxitong,gumingsiyi,zhiyaodalianzhujiao,yihuozhepohuaizhujiaodeshi,huogaibianjuqing,sanzhezhanqiyi,biannenggouhuodejiangli。

zhiqianchuanshuxuanhuandeshihou,xitongjiuzai,zhishimeiyoujihuiyongjiuggle,daxianrenzhujiaodelian,naoni?

zheicichuanshu,chulezishenyouduiyujuqingleruozhizhang,xitongyegenzhe,zenmedoubuhuizhongdaofuzhele。

danrengjiubukeguoyudayi。

zhujiaochenlinzuoweiqiyunzhizi,quanshenkaimanzuozhejitadewaigua,youqishiwulitianhuaban,qianqidanshousuitanke,houqiyijianzhanhangmu。

zijixianzaizhishiyigeduocaiduoyidashaoye,bunenglidineigekaiguadebiantai,zhinengzhiqu!

zuohaojueding,baijinghongnaqishouji,zoudaoleyibian。

“wei,akuna,quqingfanningerdefumudaohuazhuangjianqu!”

“dui,jiushixianzai,zhihoudeshiqingwozaianpai。”

dawandianhua,baijinghongxianglexiang,tongyangganquhuazhuangjianjianfanninger。

luguohuichangdeshihou,youshiyiqunayufengchengdeshangyedalao。

“baishao,shangcidexiangmu,duokuilenin,zhenshixiexiea,wozhunin...”

baijinghongtaishoubailebai:“nigenwokeqinimani!”

talandeduofeihua,zhanshendoukuaiguolaile。

yiqierutongbaijinghongsuoliao。

youjichangchulaideyiliangchuzucheshang。

chenlinmianseyinchendaolejidian,shouzhongnazheshoujizhengtongzhehua。

“gouhun,sanfenzhong,woxuyaozhidaoningerdexiaoxi!”

tadeshengyindaizheburongkangjudeweidao。

erduifanghenkuaiyehuiying:“huibingmingwang,fanxiaojiebeihaochenglonghaidiyiwankudebaijinghongbihun,hunlizaishifenzhonghou,didianshengtianjiudian!”

“找死...”

chaneijian,chenlinbaofachuqiangliedeshayi,rangchuzuchesijidoumomingyihan,ruzhuibingku。

“ninger,nibiepa,dengwo...”

……

zaichenlingekonganweiqijian,shengtianjiudiannei,huazhuangjian。

fanningershenzhebaisehunqun,meidebukefangwu。

zhibuguotadelianshangquekanbuchusihaoshenqing,yanshenkongdong,wanrumuou。

dangchudeyichangshangyewanyan,tabeibaijinghongkanshang,erhouduifangzhankailefengkuangdezhuiqiu。

shenzhizaifanshijituanweijideshihou,baijinghonghaozhishijiyiwanjiugujia。

kefanningerconglaibuzhengyanqiaota,xinxinniannianzheneigeliuxianuoyanbianlikaidechenlin。

“fanxiaojie,baishaohenibamalaile!”

baijinghongdehuranchuxian,fanningerxiayishizuozeixinxu。

“ninger,jiehundianlimashangkaishi,ruguonixinliyouhuaxiangshuo,jiudangzhebofubomudemianshuochulai,xianzaidouhailaideji。”

“?”

liangrenmashangdouyaojiehunle,zheiyoushinaodenayang,fanjiafumuliangmanshiyihuodekanzhenver。

“ninger,nigenjinghongzheishizenmele?”

mianduifumudexunwenfanningerzaiyebengbuzhule,henhenyiyaoyashuochushiqingdao:

“bama,shidaorujinwoyebumannimenle,woxihuanderenshichenlin!”

“wozhiqiantongyijiajibaijinghong,wanquanshitaliyouwo,yuanyinashijiyichulaijiuwomenjiadegujia,woxianzaixiangqingchule,woyaotuihun!”

退婚?!

zheilianggezijiuxiangyidaojinglei,shanguofanjiafumudeerduo。

baijinghonglianshangdaizheweixiao,xinliquecaonima,hezheliyongwanleziji,yijiaobengkai,xiaoxiannvzheishidangle**haiyaolipaifang?!

xuniyoudangyouli,neijiubieguaiwosharenzhuxinle:“renshengruozhishichujian,heshiqiufengbeihuashan,wozhidaoganqingzheizhongshishibunengmianqiangde。”

baijinghongguzhidepieguotouqu,burangerlaokanjiantacongyanjiaohualuodeyanyaoshui,buchongdao。

“wohuizaihuichangneidenghouzhe,ruguoningeryuanyichulai,womenyijiujuxinghunli……“

“ruguoningerbuyuanyichulaijiurangwoduzibeifumamingba……”

“jinhouwoyebuhuizaijixujiuchanningerle,ng,huiduanganjingde,zhiqianmairudeshijiyifanjiadegupiaowoyehuifangdiao,miandeduwusirenjianzheshangxin。

“bofubomu,yuanliangwobunengzuofanjianvxusihouerlaole。”

shuowan,baijinghongjuejuedezoule,zhiliuyijiasankouzaihuazhuangjianjiliedeshangliang。

zhenglundeshengyinzaizoudaodounenggouqingchutingjian。

半晌之后。

huichangdedengguangximie,wutaishangyishumingliangdezhuiguangdeng,dazailejiebaidehunshashang,gaojiahunshachengtuochulaiderubaisejifushanshanfanguang,fanningerkuankuanxianshen。

zhibuguozheiyike,tayanjiaoyouleihen,yanzhongdaizhejueran。

tashenhoudejigebanniangwanrulvye,chentuochutazheiduojiaoyandexianhua。

fanningerdechuxianzhaoyaoquanchang,chengweilejiaodian。

suoyourennanrendemuguangdouluozaitadeshenshang,yanzhongdouhuoduohuoshaodaizheyuwang。

zhishiaiyubaijinghong,buganzenmebiaolu。

“ninger,woyizhixiangxinnihuichulaide,nvhaizizongyouguobaimawangzibandehuanxiang!”

“nijuedewoshigeyiwushichudefuerdai,danwoyuanyiweiniyixiaobuxiyushijieweidi,yujiarenkangzheng,yizhishouhuzainishenbian!”

“erbushineizhongzhihuisuikouxuxiachengnuoranhouchoushenliqu,bufuzerendezhanan。”

fanningertingwanbaijinghongdefeifuzhiyan,shentigenchudianleyiban,fangfobeirendianle。

neimeyishunjian,haosizhenggerendoutongtoule。

shia,cengjingdeqingchunnianshaoqingkuangdechulian,queshitianmeierlangman。

danshixianzaizixixiangxiang,neigexiaoshizaizijirenshengdangzhongzaoyibuzhishenzaihechuderen,yijingwushirenfeile。

zijisuoqianguadeshijiyizhongdeqingchun,haishineigeshizongrenkou,zijidoubunengfenbianle。

zaizijizuiwuzhudeshihou,zaifanjiaxianrupochanweijideshihou,yuanyitingshenerchuyizhiqianjintizijijiewei,shiyanqianren。

erzijiquecongmeizhengyanqiaoguozheigemomoweizijifuchudenanren。

xianzaiyikan,tadefangdangbujizhixia,yeshiyongyouyigerouruandeneixin。

ziguzhenqingliubuzhu,weiyoutaoluderenxin。

mianduiqiyunzhizi,zhujiaoguanghuan,baijinghongxinzhiyanxiazijideshengsuanhenyouxian。

weiyinengyikaodezhiyoucongyuantoushangwajiezhanshendedongjiheyizhi。

yexushichuanyuedaolebaijinghongdeshenfendangzhong,tatianranyejichengleduifanningerdehaogan,zhenchengdeshuochuxinzhongdewuhui,yeqingsonglexuduo。

xindaoxiaoxiannvjirannenggoumituzhifan,yekeyijitayigejihui,bijingzheiniangmenpiaoliangshizhenpiaoliang。

yanxiazijixianguibikaizheigecanliedejuqing,zhaojihuiqiao**dalianzhujiaohuodejianglizaifanda。

baijinghongxiangzhezijijiangchenlinzouchengzhutousan,buzijueheiheixiaoleqilai。

yuanbendongrongdefanningerkanzhebaijinghongyiliandeyinxiao,likebianlian:“zheige**,kendingyouzaixiangneixieweisuodeshiqing!”

ganggangcaijianliqilaineizhongruoyousiwudehaoganshunjianxiaoshi,mianluyanedeshenqing:

“nishenmerenwoqingchu,nijiushigehuahuadashao。”

“wodayingjiajinibushiyinweiwozhendexihuannile,zhuyaoshiniduiwofanjiayou……youbangzhu。”

“wokeyimianqianghenijiehun,danjiehunzhihouniruoshiduiwoluanlai,wozhaoyangkeyigaoweifanfunvyiyuan,gaoniqiang.jian,fenfenzhongsongnijinjianyu!”

“**a!”baijinghongwuyu。

zijikeshijileduifangmianzihelizile,jingranhaigandecunjinchi?

“woyijinggou**le,nihainengbunengzai**yidian,bianyidoubeinizhanle,zhenbawodangtiangoule?”

“xinbuxinwoxianzaijiuxuanbutuihun,xiuleni,diuliandekejiubushiwoyigeren。”

fanningershunjianbeibaijinghongleidewaijiaolinen。

有没有搞错?

zheihundaodiweishenmeyaojie?

zhiqianshibaijinghongzheigetiangouqiuzhexiangquta,tabuyuanyiyaotuihun,danshiaiyushigeyidegupiaotouzi。

xianzaishihaoburongyizijibutaoyantale,yejuedetazuorenzhenchengyeyoudianxiaoshuai,erqieyouqianyoushi,danggehaomenkuotaitaiyetinghao。

jieguobaijinghongbudangtiangoule,yaotuihunle。

“ni......ni**......niyaogantuihunshishi,wo......”

“woshenmewo,laoziyigenshouzhitouyemeipengguoni,pingshenmemeiyongguode,qitianwuliyoutuihuohaibuxing?”

fanningerqidezhiduojiao:“qisilaoniangle,zheidouzaitaishangle,wojiuyaochengnilaopo,nizaihushuobadaoxinbuxinwosilannidezui!”

fanningeryishijianjingzhendefenbuqingchubaijinghongshuodehuashizhenshijia,zhijuedeyizhenqinao。

还真上去掐白惊鸿。

taixiadeguanzhongjianzhuang,luchuxianmuxiaorong,yezhidangliangfuqiganqinghao,aidenanfennanshe。

danrenjiasiyibushilaichiganfande。

dangxiajiuzuoqilebenzhigongzuo。

“rangwomenyizuireliedezhangsheng,zhuheliangweixinren!”

“啪啪啪啪!”

现场掌声响起。

“fanningerxiaojie,ninyuanyijiajibaijinghongxianshengma?”

fanningerhuiguoshen,haimeilaidejikaikou。

“嘭!”

zheishihou,yishengjuxiang,xiyantingdemenzhijiebeichuaidehongrandaota。

jinjiezhe,yidaolengliebaqideshengyin,rutongjingleizhaxiang!

“tabuyuanyi,meirenkeyiqiangpo!”

“fangpi,woyuanyi!”fanningertingdaojingranyourentitafanbo,mangbudieshuodao。