第1章
“baishao，ninhuoqihaidama？jinrikeshinindedaxishi，xinqinghaodianma......”
longhaishi，shengtianjiudian，“mengyun”xiyanting。
jintian，shilonghaidashaobaijinghonghefanningerdejiehundianli。
ercikexiyantingbianshangdehuanyijiannei。
yigefubaimaomei，shenchuanbanniangqunzhangxiangwumeidenvzizhengyizaitahuaili。
baijinghongditoukanzheyanqiandenvren，xiangzhenaohaizhongchuxiandeyixiliedeshiqing。
dangxiayeshisuoranwuwei，yibajiangqishuaikai！
baijinghonglenglengdao：“xiaciba，laozijintianyoubiedeshiqing，meixinqing！”
banniangjiaoroudi“ng”leyisheng：“neixiangongxibaishao，dechangsuoyuanjinribaodemeirengui......”
baijinghongpieletayiyan，meiyouduoyan，zhuanshenchaozhewaimianxiyantingerqu。
期间忍不住吐槽道：
“ruguoanzhaoxiaoshuojuqing，buchubangexiaoshi，zhujiaozhanshenchenlinjiuyaochuaimendahanyiju：‘tabuyuanyi，meirenkeyiqiangpo！”
“jiezhe，wozheigefanpaipeijiao，jiuhuibeizhanshencanrendaduandisantiaotui，chengweitadoushizhiludediyigedianjiaoshi。”
“gan！feigenlaoziyigefanpaiguobuqushiba，zheishinibiwode！”
“zhanshenlebuqi，laozizhaoyangyouyibaizhongfangfadiaodani！”
......
baijinghongzaijieshoulechuanyuedaoxiaoshuozhong，chengweifanpaideshedinghou，zixifenxiqiledangqianjushi。
xianzaidetachuyuyiben《wangzhehongyanlu》dedoushishuangwenxiaoshuozhizhong。
zheibenshu，yeshiyibenchangjiandewunaotaolushuangwen，zhujiaojiushitadesiduitouchenlin。
chenlinguerchushen，shenshibeican，jiyuanqiaohejinrubudui，niubaidaozha，yinyixiebukekongdeyinsuqianwangxifang，pingjiezhezhujiaoguanghuanhelinglishenshou，wunianjianchuangliqi“diyuzuzhi”daihao：mingwang！
zheicihuigui，chulediaochashenshishijian，jiushixianzhaodaochuliannvzhu。
ranhouzaiquzhaohaoduodenvzhu，xutamenyishengronghua，guoshangmeixiumeizaodexingfushenghuo！！！
erfanpaibaijinghong，shenfenshilonghaidiyijiazubaijiadedashaoye，shijiazhizizichanwanyi，quanshitongtian。
quelipudiduinvzhufanningeryijianzhongqing。
weilezhuiqiutabuxinuzashiduoyi，zhengjiufanjiaqiye，daotoulaifanerlianrendaiqiandoujichenlinzuolejiazhuang，haibeidaduanledisantiaotuichengweiletaijian。
还有王法吗？
还有法律吗？
pingshenmeniwunianzhanshen，jiugandalianbaijiajidaijilei？
baijinghongsuanjizhe，daodizenmecainengnitiangaimingbajidingjuqingjituifan。
“neige...xitong？xianzaishidisanzhangmeicuoba？”baijinghongshitanxingwenleyiju。
【ding，dalianxitongtixingnin，xianzaishidisanzhang：zhanshenhannuhuigui，eshaoxiecaile！】
【qiyunzhizijikedida，qingsuzhuzuohaozhunbei。】
baijinghongxinzhongyixi，guoran，xianqiannaozizizixiangde，jiushixitong。
dalianxitong，gumingsiyi，zhiyaodalianzhujiao，yihuozhepohuaizhujiaodeshi，huogaibianjuqing，sanzhezhanqiyi，biannenggouhuodejiangli。
zhujiaochenlinzuoweiqiyunzhizi，quanshenkaimanzuozhejitadewaigua，youqishiwulitianhuaban。
yiquandasizhenguanxi，liangquanchuisixiyangyang。
qianqidanshousuigangtie，houqiyijianzhanhangmu。
yanxiazijizhishiyigeduocaiduoyidashaoye，wufalidineigekaiguadebiantai，zhinenggouxianbikaiyanqianjuqing！
zuohaojueding，baijinghongnaqishouji，zoudaoleyibian。
“wei，akuna，daifanningerdefumudaohuazhuangjianqu！”
“dui，jiushixianzai，zhihoudeshiqingwozaianpai。”
dawandianhua，baijinghongxianglexiang，tongyangganquhuazhuangjianjianfanninger。
luguohuichangdeshihou，youshiyiqunayufengchengdeshangyedalao。
“baishao，shangcidexiangmu，duokuilenin，zhenshixiexiea，wozhunin...”
baijinghongtaishoubailebai：“nigenwokeqinimani！”
talandeduofeihua，zhanshendoukuaiguolaile。
yiqierutongbaijinghongsuoliao。
youjichangchulaideyiliangchuzucheshang。
chenlinmianseyinchendaolejidian，shouzhongnazheshoujizhengtongzhehua。
“gouhun，sanfenzhong，woxuyaozhidaoningerdexiaoxi！”
tadeshengyindaizheburongkangjudeweidao。
erduifanghenkuaiyehuiying：“huibingmingwang，fan**beihaochenglonghaidiyiwankudebaijinghongbihun，hunlizaishifenzhonghou，didianshengtianjiudian！”
“找死...”
chaneijian，chenlinbaofachuqiangliedeshayi，rangchuzuchesijidoumomingyihan，ruzhuibingku。
“ninger，nibiepa，dengwo...”
......
zaichenlingekonganweiqijian，shengtianjiudiannei，huazhuangjian。
fanningershenzhebaisehunqun，meidebukefangwu。
zhibuguotadelianshangquekanbuchusihaoshenqing，yanshenkongdong，wanrumuou。
dangchudeyichangshangyewanyan，tabeibaijinghongkanshang，erhouduifangzhankailefengkuangdezhuiqiu。
shenzhizaifanshijituanweijideshihou，baijinghonghaozhishijiyiwanjiugujia。
kefanningerconglaibuzhengyanqiaota，xinxinniannianzheneigeliuxianuoyanbianlikaidechenlin。
“fan**，baishaohenibamalaile！”
baijinghongdehuranchuxian，fanningerxiayishizuozeixinxu。
“ninger，jiehundianlimashangkaishi，ruguonixinliyouhuaxiangshuo，jiudangzhebofubomudemianshuochulai，xianzaidouhailaideji。”
“？”
fanjiafumuliangmanshiyihuodekanzhenver。
liangrenmashangdouyaojiehunle，zheiyoushinaodenayang。
“ninger，nigenjinghongzheishizenmele？”
mianduifumudexunwenfanningerzaiyebengbuzhule，henhenyiyaoyashuochushiqingdao：
“bama，shidaorujinwoyebumannimenle，woxihuanderenshichenlin！”
“wozhiqiantongyijiajibaijinghong，wanquanshitaliyouwo，yuanyinashijiyichulaijiuwomenjiadegujia，woxianzaixiangqingchule，woyaotuihun！”
退婚？！！
zheilianggezijiuxiangyidaojinglei，shanguofanjiafumudeerduo。
baijinghonglianshangdaizheweixiao，xinliquemalielie，hezheliyongwanleziji，yijiaobengkai，xiaoxiannvzheishidangle**haiyaolipaifang？！
xuniyoudangyouli，neijiubieguaiwosharenzhuxinle：“renshengruozhishichujian，heshiqiufengbeihuashan，wozhidaoganqingzheizhongshishibunengmianqiangde。”
baijinghongguzhidepieguotouqu，burangerlaokanjiantacongyanjiaohualuodeyanyaoshui，buchongdao。
“wohuizaihuichangneidengzhe，nijiwoyigeqingchudedaan。”
“jinhouwoyebuhuizaijixuzhaoni，ng，huiduanganjingde，zhiqianmairudeshijiyifanjiadegupiaowoyehuichediao，dangran，jiushibimianduwusirenjianzheshangxin。
“bofubomu，kanlaiwoshibunengzuofanjianvxusihouerlaole。”
shuowan，baijinghongjuejuedezoule，zhiliuyijiasankouzaihuazhuangjianjiliedeshangliang。
zhenglundeshengyinzaizoudaodounenggouqingchutingjian。
半晌之后。
huichangdedengguangximie，wutaishangyishumingliangdezhuiguangdeng，dazailejiebaidehunshashang，gaojiahunshachengtuochulaiderubaisejifushanshanfanguang，fanningerkuankuanxianshen。
zhibuguozheiyike，tayanjiaoyouleihen，yanzhongdaizhejueran。
tashenhoudejigebanniangwanrulvye，chentuochutazheiduojiaoyandexianhua。
fanningerdechuxianzhaoyaoquanchang，chengweilejiaodian。
suoyourennanrendemuguangdouluozaitadeshenshang，yanzhongdouhuoduohuoshaodaizheyuwang。
zhishiaiyubaijinghong，buganzenmebiaolu。
“ninger，nikaolvqingchuleshima？”
“nijuedewoshigeyiwushichudefuerdai，dannitongshiyeqingchu，wozuichuduinidetaidumaosiyebushiwanwaneryideba！”
“duiyuni，wozhinenggoushuowenxinwukuile，bingbushineizhongzhihuisuikouxuxiachengnuoranhouchoushenliqu，bufuzerendenanren。”
fanningertingwanbaijinghongdehua，shentigenchudianleyiban，fangfobeirendianle。
neimeyishunjian，haosizhenggerendoutongtoule。
shia，cengjingdeqingchunnianshaoqingkuangdechulian，queshitianmeierlangman。
danshixianzaizixixiangxiang，neigexiaoshizaizijirenshengdangzhongzaoyibuzhishenzaihechuderen，yijingwushirenfeile。
zijisuoqianguadeshijiyizhongdeqingchun，haishineigeshizongrenkou，zijidoubunengfenbianle。
zaizijizuiwuzhudeshihou，zaifanjiaxianrupochanweijideshihou，yuanyitingshenerchuyizhiqianjintizijijiewei，shiyanqianren。
erzijiquecongmeizhengyanqiaoguozheigemomoweizijifuchudenanren。
xianzaiyikan，tadefangdangbujizhixia，yeshiyongyouyigerouruandeneixin。
ziguzhenqingliubuzhu，weiyoutaoluderenxin。
mianduiqiyunzhizi，zhujiaoguanghuan，baijinghongxinzhiyanxiazijideshengsuanhenyouxian。
weiyinengyikaodezhiyoucongyuantoushangwajiezhanshendedongjiheyizhi。
yanxiazijixianguibikaizheigecanliedejuqing，zhaojihuiqiao**dalianzhujiaohuodejianglizaifanda。
baijinghongxiangzhezijijiangchenlinzouchengzhutousan，buzijueheiheixiaoleqilai。
yuanbendongrongdefanningerkanzhebaijinghongyiliandeyinxiao，likebianlian：“zheigejiahuo，kendingyouzaixiangneixieweisuodeshiqing！”
ganggangcaijianliqilaineizhongruoyousiwudehaoganshunjianxiaoshi，mianluyanedeshenqing：
“nishenmerenwoqingchu，nijiushigehuahuadashao。”
“wodayingjiajinibushiyinweiwozhendexihuannile，zhuyaoshiniduiwofanjiayou......youbangzhu。”
“wokeyimianqianghenijiehun，danjiehunzhihouniruoshiduiwoluanlai，wozhaoyangkeyigaoweifanfunvyiyuan，gaoniqiang.jian，fenfenzhongsongnijinjianyu！”
“nimde！”baijinghongyouxiebuxiangzhuangxiaqule。
zijikeshijileduifangmianzihelizile，jingranhaigandecunjinchi？
ruobushiweilebikaiyanqiandejuqing，baijinghongjiugandangzhezhongbinkedemianbataqinle。
“woyijinggou**le，nihainengbunengzai**yidian，bianyidoubeinizhanle，zhenbawodangtiangoule？”
“yaobujiuyouwolaixuanbutuihun，xiuleni，diuliandekejiubushiwoyigeren。”
fanningershunjianbeibaijinghongleidewaijiaolinen。
有没有搞错？
zheihundaodiweishenmeyaojie？
zhiqianshibaijinghongxiangquta，tabuyuanyi，yaotuihun，danshiaiyushiduogeyidegupiaotouzi。
xianzaishihaoburongyizijibutaoyantale，yejuedetazuorenzhenchengyeyoudianxiaoshuai，erqieyouqianyoushi，danggehaomenkuotaitaiyetinghao。
jieguobaijinghongbuganle，yaotuihunle。
“ni......ni**......niyaogantuihunshishi，wo......”
“woshenmewo，laoziyigenshouzhitouyemeipengguoni，pingshenmemeiyongguode，qitianwuliyoutuihuohaibuxing？”
fanningerqidezhiduojiao：“zheidouzaitaishangle，wojiuyaochengnilaopo，nizaihushuobadaoxinbuxinwo......”
fanningeryishijianjingzhendefenbuqingchubaijinghongshuodehuashizhenshijia，zhijuedeyizhenqinao。
haizhenshangqulazhubaijinghong。
taixiadeguanzhongjianzhuang，luchuxianmuxiaorong，yezhidangliangfuqiganqinghao，aidenanfennanshe。
danrenjiasiyibushilaichiganfande。
dangxiajiuzuoqilebenzhigongzuo。
“rangwomenyizuireliedezhangsheng，zhuheliangweixinren！”
“啪啪啪啪！”
现场掌声响起。
“fanninger**，ninyuanyijiajibaijinghongxianshengma？”
fanningerhuiguoshen，haimeilaidejikaikou。
“嘭！”
zheishihou，yishengjuxiang，xiyantingdemenzhijiebeichuaidehongrandaota。
jinjiezhe，yidaolengliebaqideshengyin，rutongjingleizhaxiang！
“tabuyuanyi，meirenkeyiqiangpo！”
“fangpi，woyuanyi！”fanningertingdaojingranyourentitafanbo，mangbudieshuodao。