【1.benshushedingwunaoshuangwen，feiyaonaxianshishijielaipendedacongming，zuoshangjiaochumenhaozoubusong】
【2.bieshuoshenmetuibutuide，nimadoujinjicixiaoheiwule，gaideben**douhuaiyirenshengle，haigezheihei？？？wozheibaopiqi！！！】
(beizhu：bufunizijiquxie！haiyou，woxieshuzhuangequanqinjiuxing，buxuyaochengjiduohao，biegaoshupingneiyitao，buhuikanyebuzaihu。)
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“...”
【ding！jiancedaonvzhufennuzhi，jiangli500dianqiyunzhi！】
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啥？
好感度怎么还涨了？