“妈,我回来了。”
buzhicongheshikaishi,muqianchengxiguanhuijiadiyijuhuaxianhanma。
mingminglaobajiuzuozaiketingkandianshi,fuziliangzhishiduishiyiyan,quewujiaoliu。
chufanglichuanlaimamadeshengyin:“kuaiquxishou,jiudengnihuilaikaifanni!”
muqianchengfuzhemenkuang,jiaocaixiegen,malididengdiaoliangzhixie,ranhouhuanshangtuoxie,zhijiejinleweishengjian。
shuilongtouhuahuadixiang,tahuranxiangqishenme。
“我妹呢?”
“tayijingshangzhuo,jiudengnini!”
muqianchengcongcongxiwanshou,laidaocanting。
zhuoshangbaizhesicaiyitang,laobayijingjiuzuo,quemeikandao**。
“jiaojiao,biezangle,wokandaonile。”
muqianchengchekaiyizizuoxia,ranhouhuranwanyao,ditoukanxiangzhuoxia。
keshi**kongdangdang,meiyou**deshenying。
zheishimamazoujinlai,“biezhaole,tazaizheini!”
muqianchengzuozhishenzi,jiujianmamaxiankaitangpendegaizi,limianheranshiyiketoulu。
yibanpaozainaibaidetangshuili,yibanluzaiwaimian。
zhengshita**detou!haizhengzhehuibaideyanjing!
“啊!”
muqianchenghedehunshenyijiling,xiayishihoutui,jieguoliantongyizi,yiqiyangdaozaidi。
congcongpaqilai,youshouzaiyaojianyimo,shunjianchouchuyizhanghuisekapai。
kapaisanfachudandanguangmang,yinerbufa。
zhidaozheishi,caishaoshaolengjingyidian。
taitoukanguoqu,mamazhengxiaoyinyindidingzheta。
neixiaorongguaiyi,yanshengengshixiangdaoziyiyang,zhichuorenxin,muqianchengxinzangmengdiyisuo,konghuangxishangxintou。
zaikanlaoba,wenwenzuozaineili,kandoumeikanta。
ershiziguzidinaqitangshao,yaoleyishaotang,daojinwanli。
ranhoudidaomuqianchengmianqian,“hetang,nimaxinkujiniaode!”
muqianchengpiaoleyiyan,wanlipiaozheliangjie**deshouzhi。
tahenqingchu,cishicikezaoyuleguilingshijian。
yanqiandebamayinggaishiguilinghuanhuaercheng!
youxieguilingjiuxihuanxishourenleidekongjuqingxu,yuekongju,yuerongyibeitamenshasi。
haozaimuqianchengshifengyinshi,zhiyaokapaizaishou,bianyouyizhanzhili。
yezhenghaokeyishishizijigangxuechengdefengyinshu,kankanxiaoguoruhe。
xiangdaozheili,tayunqitineilingli,jifashouzhongkapai。
jiujiankapaizhongpiaochuyituanquantoudaxiaodehuoyan,zhixuyiniancaokong,biankekongzhihuoqiuqugongjilianggeguiling。
kejiuzaiyaodongshoushi,muqianchengqueyouyule。
ruguoyanqiandebamabushiguilinghuanhuade,ershibeiguilingfutileni?
neimegongjiguiling,jiuxiangdangyugongjibama。
jiusuanzuihoushasiguiling,yehuitongshishasibama。
ruguotashizhengguidefengyinshi,huoxuyoubanfajiangguilingcongbamatineiganzou。
ketazhishizixueerchengdefengyinshi,meiyoujingguozhengguixunlian,queshaoshizhanjingyan。
shenzhihaiweinadaokaoherenzheng,bierendoubuhuichengrentashifengyinshi。
xiangdaozheili,huranganjuehaoxiangwangleshenmeshi。
jiuzaizheishi,yizhishouzhangturancongbeihoushenguolai,zhongzhongpaizaijianbangshang。
muqianchenghedehunshenyizhan,mengranzhuanshen。
qiaojianyigesanshisuizuoyoudenanzi,shoulinazheyizhangkapai,zhengduizhetanaodai。
“考核失败!”
zheirendandanshuochusigezi,ranhoushuaishouyireng,bakapairengjinpangbianlajitongli。
muqianchengzhengleyixia,lijihuitou。
faxianbamayijingbujian,zhuoshangderentoutangyemeile。
changjingshunjianfashengbianhua,zheiligenbenbushitajia,ershiyijiankongkuangdefangjian,zhiyouyizhangfangzhuoheyibayizi。
jiuzaizheishi,turanxiangqilai,zijishilaicanjiafengyinshirenzhengkaohede。
gangcaineigehuamianshikaoheguanyongkapaishizhanchulaidehuanjing。
“yuanlaikaoheshizheiyangde!”
muqianchenglaizhiqianshangwangchaguo,zhidaofengyinshikaohehuilinshifengyinduanqijiyi,rangniwufajidezijishizaikaohe。
youshiyehuilinshixiugaimouyiduanjiyi,congerzengjiakaohenandu。
kaoheguankantadeyanshenyoudianbiyi,“yudaoguiling,ganjiuwanle,youyouyuyude,suanshenmenanren。”
muqianchengpieleyiyan,kaoheguanshenshangbiezhexiongpai,shangmianxiezhemingzi“xiongnaijun”。
“woshiliusui,haishinanhai,busuannanren。woyouyushiyinweiwufaquedingwobamashiguilinghuanhuade,haishibeifushenle,maorandongshouyoukenengshangdaotamenxingming,”
kaoheguanxiongnaijunhuranshenseyansu。
“nibamashinizuiqinjinderen,ruolianhuanhuahefushenliangzhongzhuangtaidoufenbuqing,haidangshenmefengyinshi?nilaoshizenmejiaonide?”
muqianchengweiweidixiatou,qingtanyisheng:“woshizixuede,caixuelebannian,haimeiyoushizhanjingyan。”
xiongnaijunmeitouyitiao,yanshenhuerluchuzanshang,yuqiyewenhexuduo。
“nengzixuefengyinshu,nikeyisuanshitiancai,danshizhanjingyanfeichangzhongyao,huiquqinggelaoshihaohaolianyilian,ranhouzailaikaohe。”
“ng,wozhidaole,buguowoxianzaihaixiangkaodierci。”
“kaoshenmekao?niyiweizheishinijiakaidea!”
“keshianzhaoguiding,meigerenmeicishenqingkaohe,doukeyichangshiliangci。”
xiongnaijuntingdaozheihua,weiweiyileng,diguleyiju:“haiyouzheiguidingma?”
muqianchengganjuezijitingcuole,“kaoguan,ninshidiyitianshangrenma?”
xiongnaijunlianseyiban,guzuoyansu,“kaoshenmekao,meiyoushizhanjingyan,zaikaoyeshilangfeikaoheka。zuoweishangjinshaonian,niyaozhidaolangfeishikechide。”
tashuohuadetongshi,louzhemuqianchengjianbang,songdaomenkou。
ranhoukaimen,bamuqianchengtuichuqu,“huiquhaohaolianlianzailai!”
shuowan,pengdeyishengbamenguanshang。
muqianchenglenglengzhanzaimenkou,ganjuezheikaoguanyoudianqiguai。
youyuleyixia,zuihouhaishizhuanshenlikai。
jiusuanzaikaoyici,hendagailvhaishishibai。
talikaikashixiehui,dalechehuijia。
dakaijiamen,xiguanxinghanleyiju:“ma,wohuilaile。”
laobazuozaiketingkandianshi,zhuantouyutaduishiyiyan,ranhoujixukandianshi。
chufangchuanlaimamadeshengyin,“kuaiquxishou,jiudengnihuilaikaifanni!”
muqianchengzhengzaituoxie,huranlengleyixia。
zheiyimuyukaohehuanjingjihuyiyang。
tayaotouxiaoxiao,suihouquweishengjianxishou。
“我妹呢!”
“tayijingshangzhuo,jiudengnini!”
muqianchengzhengzaixishoudedongzuoturandunzhu,momingyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。
难道是巧合?
danzenmekenenglianzhesanjuhua,douyuhuanjingyimoyiyang?
shouyebuxile,congconglaidaocanting,dunshihunshenyijiang,fangruodingzaiyuandi。
zhuozishangbaizhesicaiyitang,tangpenbeigaizhe,neisidaocaiyuhuanjinglideyimoyiyang。
lianbaifangweizhihecaimadaxiaodouxiangtong。
tazouguoqu,huanhuandakaitangpendegaizi,limianguoranshi**derentou。
惊得他赶紧又盖上。
yanxiadeqingkuangjueduibuzhengchang!
anlishuo,kaohehuanjingshigenjuzijiyiqiandejiyishengchengde,juebukenengyuweifashengdeshiqingyimoyiyang。
neimezheizhongqingkuang,zhiyouyizhongkeneng!
xianzaiyijiushenchuhuanjingzhizhong!
huranxiangqilai,kaohehuanjingshikeyilinshixiugaijiyide。
yejiushishuo,zijizaibuzhibujuejian,jinxinglediercikaohe。
zheiyenengjieshi,neigekaoguanweiheyoudianbuzhengchang。
muqianchengxinxiangneigekaoguanhaibucuo,zuishangshuozhebutongyi,jieguohaishirangtakaoledierci。
neimezheiciyidingyaohaohaobiaoxian,zhengqutongguofengyinshirenzheng。
chujifengyinshimeigeyuedouyouyiqianerbaiyuandexiulianbuzhu,shiguanfangduifengyinshideguanzhao。
tayeshiweilezheibiqian,caizixuefengyinshide。
zaimuqianchengfalengshi,laobazoujincanting,ziguzidizuozaiyipang,mamayesuihoujinlai。
“womeini?”tayijiuwenleyiju。
mamayijiuxiangshangcineibanhuida:“buyongzhaole,tazaizheini!”
shuozhehua,dakaigaizi,luchulimiansibumingmuderentou。
mamayilianguaiyideweixiao,yanjingjinjindingzhemuqiancheng,sihuxiangkandaotakongjudemoyang。
ketashensepingjing,huranzhanqishenlai,houtuiliangbu。
congyaojianquchukapai,lijishifanghuoqiu。
另一边。
kashiguanlixiehui,xiongnaijunxietangzaiyizishang,shuangtuidazaizhuoshang。
tapengzheyibenxiaohongcezizaikan,fengmianxiezhe“fengyinshirenzhengkaoheguifan”。
zheishifangjianmenbeidakai,jinlaiyiweiershiduosuidenianqingnvren,shenchuangongzuozhifu。
tabayigentezhiyaodairengzaizhuoshang,qizhongchazheyipaikapai。
“meitianshangbandiyijianshi,qukakulingqukaoheguanzhuanyongkadai,limianyousanshizhanghuanjingkaoheka,ruobugouyongzaiquling。”
xiongnaijunhuranditoukanxiangyaojian。
faxianzijidaideshiyiqiandangbingshideyaodai,bushikaoheguantezhiyaodai。
jinzaolaidecongmang,bazheishijiwangle。
“suzhuguan,zaoshanghaoa,woxiaciyidingzhuyi。”
“nidiyitianshangban,bujidekeyilijie,danyihoubunengzaiwangle。haiyou,xianzaiyijingshizhongwu。”
suzhuguanshuowanjiuyaolikai,quepiejianzhuoshangfangzheyizhangbiaoge。
neishimeigelaikaohederendouyaotiandebiaoge。
“gangcaiyourenlaikaohe?”
“shia,kexibuhege,beiwoganzoule。”
“nimeidaikaoheka,yongshenmejirenjiakaohede?”
xiongnaijunhuranlengzhu,suijimengdicongyizishangdanqi,yibuchongdaoqiangjiao,ranhouconglajixianglimianfanchuyizhangkapai。
“laozidehuanjingyuyankaa,zheishibanzhangsongjiwoliuzuojiniande,jingranbeiwojiyongle。”
xiongnaijunmanlianaonao,zheikaduitayouteshuyiyi,yizhifangzaikadaili,conglaidoubuyong。
jieguojintianyibuxiaoxindangzuokaohekajiyongle。
jiuzaitaxintongshi,mengdixiangqiyijianshi。
“zaole,neishaonianyouweixian!”