第1章

“妈,我回来了。”

buzhicongheshikaishi,muqianchengxiguanhuijiadiyijuhuaxianhanma。

mingminglaobajiuzuozaiketingkandianshi,fuziliangzhishiduishiyiyan,quewujiaoliu。

chufanglichuanlaimamadeshengyin:“kuaiquxishou,jiudengnihuilaikaifanni!”

muqianchengfuzhemenkuang,jiaocaixiegen,malididengdiaoliangzhixie,ranhouhuanshangtuoxie,zhijiejinleweishengjian。

shuilongtouhuahuadixiang,tahuranxiangqishenme。

“我妹呢?”

“tayijingshangzhuo,jiudengnini!”

muqianchengcongcongxiwanshou,laidaocanting。

zhuoshangbaizhesicaiyitang,laobayijingjiuzuo,quemeikandao**。

“jiaojiao,biezangle,wokandaonile。”

muqianchengchekaiyizizuoxia,ranhouhuranwanyao,ditoukanxiangzhuoxia。

keshi**kongdangdang,meiyou**deshenying。

zheishimamazoujinlai,“biezhaole,tazaizheini!”

muqianchengzuozhishenzi,jiujianmamaxiankaitangpendegaizi,limianheranshiyiketoulu。

yibanpaozainaibaidetangshuili,yibanluzaiwaimian。

zhengshita**detou!haizhengzhehuibaideyanjing!

“啊!”

muqianchenghedehunshenyijiling,xiayishihoutui,jieguoliantongyizi,yiqiyangdaozaidi。

congcongpaqilai,youshouzaiyaojianyimo,shunjianchouchuyizhanghuisekapai。

kapaisanfachudandanguangmang,yinerbufa。

zhidaozheishi,caishaoshaolengjingyidian。

taitoukanguoqu,mamazhengxiaoyinyindidingzheta。

neixiaorongguaiyi,yanshengengshixiangdaoziyiyang,zhichuorenxin,muqianchengxinzangmengdiyisuo,konghuangxishangxintou。

zaikanlaoba,wenwenzuozaineili,kandoumeikanta。

ershiziguzidinaqitangshao,yaoleyishaotang,daojinwanli。

ranhoudidaomuqianchengmianqian,“hetang,nimaxinkujiniaode!”

muqianchengpiaoleyiyan,wanlipiaozheliangjie**deshouzhi。

tahenqingchu,cishicikezaoyuleguilingshijian。

yanqiandebamayinggaishiguilinghuanhuaercheng!

youxieguilingjiuxihuanxishourenleidekongjuqingxu,yuekongju,yuerongyibeitamenshasi。

haozaimuqianchengshifengyinshi,zhiyaokapaizaishou,bianyouyizhanzhili。

yezhenghaokeyishishizijigangxuechengdefengyinshu,kankanxiaoguoruhe。

xiangdaozheili,tayunqitineilingli,jifashouzhongkapai。

jiujiankapaizhongpiaochuyituanquantoudaxiaodehuoyan,zhixuyiniancaokong,biankekongzhihuoqiuqugongjilianggeguiling。

kejiuzaiyaodongshoushi,muqianchengqueyouyule。

ruguoyanqiandebamabushiguilinghuanhuade,ershibeiguilingfutileni?

neimegongjiguiling,jiuxiangdangyugongjibama。

jiusuanzuihoushasiguiling,yehuitongshishasibama。

ruguotashizhengguidefengyinshi,huoxuyoubanfajiangguilingcongbamatineiganzou。

ketazhishizixueerchengdefengyinshi,meiyoujingguozhengguixunlian,queshaoshizhanjingyan。

shenzhihaiweinadaokaoherenzheng,bierendoubuhuichengrentashifengyinshi。

xiangdaozheili,huranganjuehaoxiangwangleshenmeshi。

jiuzaizheishi,yizhishouzhangturancongbeihoushenguolai,zhongzhongpaizaijianbangshang。

muqianchenghedehunshenyizhan,mengranzhuanshen。

qiaojianyigesanshisuizuoyoudenanzi,shoulinazheyizhangkapai,zhengduizhetanaodai。

“考核失败!”

zheirendandanshuochusigezi,ranhoushuaishouyireng,bakapairengjinpangbianlajitongli。

muqianchengzhengleyixia,lijihuitou。

faxianbamayijingbujian,zhuoshangderentoutangyemeile。

changjingshunjianfashengbianhua,zheiligenbenbushitajia,ershiyijiankongkuangdefangjian,zhiyouyizhangfangzhuoheyibayizi。

jiuzaizheishi,turanxiangqilai,zijishilaicanjiafengyinshirenzhengkaohede。

gangcaineigehuamianshikaoheguanyongkapaishizhanchulaidehuanjing。

“yuanlaikaoheshizheiyangde!”

muqianchenglaizhiqianshangwangchaguo,zhidaofengyinshikaohehuilinshifengyinduanqijiyi,rangniwufajidezijishizaikaohe。

youshiyehuilinshixiugaimouyiduanjiyi,congerzengjiakaohenandu。

kaoheguankantadeyanshenyoudianbiyi,“yudaoguiling,ganjiuwanle,youyouyuyude,suanshenmenanren。”

muqianchengpieleyiyan,kaoheguanshenshangbiezhexiongpai,shangmianxiezhemingzi“xiongnaijun”。

“woshiliusui,haishinanhai,busuannanren。woyouyushiyinweiwufaquedingwobamashiguilinghuanhuade,haishibeifushenle,maorandongshouyoukenengshangdaotamenxingming,”

kaoheguanxiongnaijunhuranshenseyansu。

“nibamashinizuiqinjinderen,ruolianhuanhuahefushenliangzhongzhuangtaidoufenbuqing,haidangshenmefengyinshi?nilaoshizenmejiaonide?”

muqianchengweiweidixiatou,qingtanyisheng:“woshizixuede,caixuelebannian,haimeiyoushizhanjingyan。”

xiongnaijunmeitouyitiao,yanshenhuerluchuzanshang,yuqiyewenhexuduo。

“nengzixuefengyinshu,nikeyisuanshitiancai,danshizhanjingyanfeichangzhongyao,huiquqinggelaoshihaohaolianyilian,ranhouzailaikaohe。”

“ng,wozhidaole,buguowoxianzaihaixiangkaodierci。”

“kaoshenmekao?niyiweizheishinijiakaidea!”

“keshianzhaoguiding,meigerenmeicishenqingkaohe,doukeyichangshiliangci。”

xiongnaijuntingdaozheihua,weiweiyileng,diguleyiju:“haiyouzheiguidingma?”

muqianchengganjuezijitingcuole,“kaoguan,ninshidiyitianshangrenma?”

xiongnaijunlianseyiban,guzuoyansu,“kaoshenmekao,meiyoushizhanjingyan,zaikaoyeshilangfeikaoheka。zuoweishangjinshaonian,niyaozhidaolangfeishikechide。”

tashuohuadetongshi,louzhemuqianchengjianbang,songdaomenkou。

ranhoukaimen,bamuqianchengtuichuqu,“huiquhaohaolianlianzailai!”

shuowan,pengdeyishengbamenguanshang。

muqianchenglenglengzhanzaimenkou,ganjuezheikaoguanyoudianqiguai。

youyuleyixia,zuihouhaishizhuanshenlikai。

jiusuanzaikaoyici,hendagailvhaishishibai。

talikaikashixiehui,dalechehuijia。

dakaijiamen,xiguanxinghanleyiju:“ma,wohuilaile。”

laobazuozaiketingkandianshi,zhuantouyutaduishiyiyan,ranhoujixukandianshi。

chufangchuanlaimamadeshengyin,“kuaiquxishou,jiudengnihuilaikaifanni!”

muqianchengzhengzaituoxie,huranlengleyixia。

zheiyimuyukaohehuanjingjihuyiyang。

tayaotouxiaoxiao,suihouquweishengjianxishou。

“我妹呢!”

“tayijingshangzhuo,jiudengnini!”

muqianchengzhengzaixishoudedongzuoturandunzhu,momingyouzhongbuhaodeyugan。

难道是巧合?

danzenmekenenglianzhesanjuhua,douyuhuanjingyimoyiyang?

shouyebuxile,congconglaidaocanting,dunshihunshenyijiang,fangruodingzaiyuandi。

zhuozishangbaizhesicaiyitang,tangpenbeigaizhe,neisidaocaiyuhuanjinglideyimoyiyang。

lianbaifangweizhihecaimadaxiaodouxiangtong。

tazouguoqu,huanhuandakaitangpendegaizi,limianguoranshi**derentou。

惊得他赶紧又盖上。

yanxiadeqingkuangjueduibuzhengchang!

anlishuo,kaohehuanjingshigenjuzijiyiqiandejiyishengchengde,juebukenengyuweifashengdeshiqingyimoyiyang。

neimezheizhongqingkuang,zhiyouyizhongkeneng!

xianzaiyijiushenchuhuanjingzhizhong!

huranxiangqilai,kaohehuanjingshikeyilinshixiugaijiyide。

yejiushishuo,zijizaibuzhibujuejian,jinxinglediercikaohe。

zheiyenengjieshi,neigekaoguanweiheyoudianbuzhengchang。

muqianchengxinxiangneigekaoguanhaibucuo,zuishangshuozhebutongyi,jieguohaishirangtakaoledierci。

neimezheiciyidingyaohaohaobiaoxian,zhengqutongguofengyinshirenzheng。

chujifengyinshimeigeyuedouyouyiqianerbaiyuandexiulianbuzhu,shiguanfangduifengyinshideguanzhao。

tayeshiweilezheibiqian,caizixuefengyinshide。

zaimuqianchengfalengshi,laobazoujincanting,ziguzidizuozaiyipang,mamayesuihoujinlai。

“womeini?”tayijiuwenleyiju。

mamayijiuxiangshangcineibanhuida:“buyongzhaole,tazaizheini!”

shuozhehua,dakaigaizi,luchulimiansibumingmuderentou。

mamayilianguaiyideweixiao,yanjingjinjindingzhemuqiancheng,sihuxiangkandaotakongjudemoyang。

ketashensepingjing,huranzhanqishenlai,houtuiliangbu。

congyaojianquchukapai,lijishifanghuoqiu。

另一边。

kashiguanlixiehui,xiongnaijunxietangzaiyizishang,shuangtuidazaizhuoshang。

tapengzheyibenxiaohongcezizaikan,fengmianxiezhe“fengyinshirenzhengkaoheguifan”。

zheishifangjianmenbeidakai,jinlaiyiweiershiduosuidenianqingnvren,shenchuangongzuozhifu。

tabayigentezhiyaodairengzaizhuoshang,qizhongchazheyipaikapai。

“meitianshangbandiyijianshi,qukakulingqukaoheguanzhuanyongkadai,limianyousanshizhanghuanjingkaoheka,ruobugouyongzaiquling。”

xiongnaijunhuranditoukanxiangyaojian。

faxianzijidaideshiyiqiandangbingshideyaodai,bushikaoheguantezhiyaodai。

jinzaolaidecongmang,bazheishijiwangle。

“suzhuguan,zaoshanghaoa,woxiaciyidingzhuyi。”

“nidiyitianshangban,bujidekeyilijie,danyihoubunengzaiwangle。haiyou,xianzaiyijingshizhongwu。”

suzhuguanshuowanjiuyaolikai,quepiejianzhuoshangfangzheyizhangbiaoge。

neishimeigelaikaohederendouyaotiandebiaoge。

“gangcaiyourenlaikaohe?”

“shia,kexibuhege,beiwoganzoule。”

“nimeidaikaoheka,yongshenmejirenjiakaohede?”

xiongnaijunhuranlengzhu,suijimengdicongyizishangdanqi,yibuchongdaoqiangjiao,ranhouconglajixianglimianfanchuyizhangkapai。

“laozidehuanjingyuyankaa,zheishibanzhangsongjiwoliuzuojiniande,jingranbeiwojiyongle。”

xiongnaijunmanlianaonao,zheikaduitayouteshuyiyi,yizhifangzaikadaili,conglaidoubuyong。

jieguojintianyibuxiaoxindangzuokaohekajiyongle。

jiuzaitaxintongshi,mengdixiangqiyijianshi。

“zaole,neishaonianyouweixian!”