【yaoshuohoumianjuqingyeshigou**。】
【ruguowomeijicuo，zaimieguomijinghuiguihouzongmenhuijigezongpaiqianrenwu。】
【yunyaozheigeshazishubuzhijiangyincidiaojinyetiandexianjing，bujinhaiwobeidaduanyitiaotui，zijishenziyeyaobaijichuqu，diyigebeinaruhougong。】
【jieguohoumianyetianzhaore**fan，budebujindaohualouweitashuzui，suiranhouxubuzhiruhe，danxiangxiangyeguaicande。】
【wofeishengren，nengbunengbaozhuzheitiaotuihaibuhaoshuo，taruoshiyuanyibaijisheiyemeibanfa。】
（zheilizhujiaojiyichuxianpiancha，yuanzhujiushiqingshuixian，nvzhubingmeiyoubeishang。houmianhuitiankeng。）
hualouyejiushiqinglou，kebuyaoyiweilimianzhiyouputongnvzi。
xiushixiazhilianqiqi，shangzhihedaodaneng，zhiyaohualoubeihoudeshiliyoushili，shenmejingjiedexiushigaobulai。
dagaishibainianqian，yougejiaozuobaihuagudezongmen，yinweimouxieyuangudezuileyigechaojidadeshili。
jieguozongmenshangxia，suanshangzongzhuzaineiyibailingsanrenquanbubeidabaomaijinlehualou。
yaozhidaodangshineiweibaihuaguzongzhuyijingshihedaozhongqi，haishimeirenluzaibangrenwu。
zongmenbeiweijiao，jushuohaibeilianzhichengleludingshiyong。
kejiandaolehualouzheizhongdifang，xiachangyouduocanjiubuyongshuole。
linhengnaohaizhongmohuhuixiangzhe，xinzhongrenbuzhuxixu。
renjieyouceyinzhixin，zaiwangchaodeyazhixia，zheizhongcanjusuiranbuhuizaifasheng，danyouliangxinderenhuoduohuoshaohuigandaonanshouwanxi。
自律的男人，可怕！
女舔狗，更加可怕！
啪叽！
yunyaotingdaolinhengdexinsheng，xinzhongzhenhandewuyifujia，shenzhiguadoumeinawenshuaizailedishang。
zhiqianyizhinengtingdaolinhengtucaotabaiji，xianzailianbaijixijiedouchulaile。
xiangdaozheiliangtianzailinhengzuiliyiyiyingyandeshi，taqueshiyoudianhuangle。
tabuxiangxinzijiderenshengguijishizheiyang。
tayuyetianshidiyouhaogan，yejinshijiedizhijiandeqinqingganbale，genbentanbushangdaodaolvneizhongchengdu，nandaoxiacidezongmenrenwuhuiyoudabianshubucheng？
『buxing，jueduibuxing！zheiyangderenshengwojuebujieshou！！』
云瑶心中暗暗发誓。
cishi，linhengzhengyongyilianmengbidebiaoqingkanzheta，“shijie？niganmani，guadoudiaole。”
shenchushouzaitayanqianhuilehui，caishitahuanguoshenlai。
“heng。”yunyaoyanxialianshangshitaizhise，lenghengyishenghoudao：“duozui，chiwanjiuxiezheba，biexianggeshaziyiyang。”
“啊？傻、傻子？”
linhengmeiyougaodongzheijuhuashishenmeyisi。
tabuzhidaoshiyunyaoyijingjiangtadexinlihuatingdeqingqingchuchu。
bingduiyetiandetaiduyijingyouleweimiaobianhua。
nvzhushizheiyangde，zaidezhizijijidingdemingyunhouzonghuichanshengnifanxinli。
bulunzhenjia，tayijingkaishijingtiqiyetian。
......
两天时间悄然而逝。
qijian，muliuxihemengyutongfenbielaiguoyici。
zaikandaolinhengqinqinkenkenkaikenlingtianhoubianxinmanyizulikai。
meibanfa，yinweitucaodedongxitaiduoyijingwanquanjiangzheilianggelengbingshanjidezuile。
“shizun，nizhendeyaorangtayizhikaihuangma？”
“zheixiaojiahuokanzhedanchun，weishiquejuedetaxinlihenhuizangshi。weilechengfatabulaoshi，haishirangtachidiankubijiaohao。”
“嗯。”
......
第三天清晨。
mengyutongzhaojizhongrendengshangyunzhou，qichengquwangmieguomijing。
ciciyuanxingxuyaohengduxukong，yetiandengrenbuguojindanqiwufasiliexukongyouduxinghai，suoyizhinengyikaoyunzhoudangzuohengdugongju。
linhengkanzhejiaoxiasanfaweiguangdechuanban，yishiyutongtianbaojianxianghuhenkuaibianzhixiaoyunzhoudexinxi，“bukuishiwupinfaqi，xiangbudaoshizunhaiyouzheidengbaobei。youyunzhoubaohujiusuanyudaodaofeiyewuxudanyou，jiushibuzhidaozheidongxisududaodikuaibukuai。”
“shizun，nishishuomieguomijingchuxianzailetianxingdalu？”
“bucuo。tianxingdaluyuwomentianxuandalujinjinxianggeyigetianhe，cixingsuiranhuafeibuletaiduoshijian，dantianxingdaludesandaxianzongbiranhuicanyuqizhong。”
“sandaxianzongzhongdebaisuijianzongyuwomenqingxuanzongpoyouyuanyuan，takenengbushipengyoudanjueduibuhuishidiren。”
“chuquesandaxianzong，zixuzongheqingyuezhanggejiangshiwomendezhuyaojingzhengduishou，zhiyuqiyuxiaozongxiaopaiwuxufangzaixinshang。”
mengyutongkanzhezhongrendandandao。
“shizun，woyouyigewenti。”
“什么问题？”
yetianhuiguotoukanleyanlinhengdao：“shizunjirandaiwodenglilian，dingranbunengquanchengpeizaiwomenshenbian，ruoshiranglinshidisuiwomenjinrumijingshenchukongpahuiyousuobutuo。”
yanwaizhiyijiushilinhengzheigetuoyoupinghuizuaitamenxunmidebufa，haibudaitajixutiyi，jiujianmengyutonglengshengdao：“nandaonimenzuoshixiongshijiedesangeren，lianhengerdouzhaokanbulema？”
恒儿？
叶天愣了。
yunyaohemuliuxiyelengyixia。
【denghuidenghui！jiaowohenger？】
【nijiaodezheimeqinni！！yetianzheigecuyoupingziqibushihuijihenwo？】
zuoweidangshirendelinhengmengle，xiayishikanleyetianyiyan。
congtadeyanshenzhong，kandaolesanfenkunhuo，sanfenbuxie，sanfenfennuyijiqianzaideyifenshaxin。
【duige，jiushizheigeyanshen。】
bukuishizhujiao，liushuidewaizuiyixiao，tiedadeshanxingyanshen。
“henhaolinshidi，nidechuxianrangwojuedexianyunfengbuzaineimekuzaole。”
“bieyiweinishizongzhudeerzijiunengyuwozhengdeshizundeenchong！”
yetianxinzhonghuranjuedezheiyangmeiyouneimeyixinglanshan。
zijinruxianyunfengdiyitianqi，tajiuyijingshimengyutongyijitadewugetuerweizijidenvren。
zhengshiyinweiyoutacongzhongganyucaishidexianyunfenghenduonianweicengjinguonanxingdizi，jiusuanshizayidiziyedoushinvxing。
“shizunshijie，wohuirangnimenzhidaowocaishiqingxuanzongzuiyouxiudedizi，weilaideshengzijiebanren！”
“zhiyouchengweiwodenvren，genzaiwoshenbiancainengrangnimenzhanzaixiuxianjiedezuidingfeng！”
sannvyinanxinsijiongyiquanbujiangmuguangfangzailinhengshang。
【qiguai....wocongshangchuandaoxianzaiyijuhuameishuo，zenmezongbamuguangfangwoshenshang！！】
【shizunshijieqiunimenle，bazhuyilidoujiyetianba！】
【--！】
changmiantaiguoganga，linhengshuangshouchadouzhijierunchuancangqule。
yunzhoufeilvekaizumali，kepimeihuashenqixiushidesudu。
整整过了两天半。
zhongyudidatianxingdalu·buluoshanmai。
cishi，weiyumieguomijingrukoudebuluoshanwaiweiyijingweilehenduoxiushi。
tianxingdalubentudesandaxianzongzaijiashangtianxuandaludaolaidezongmen，renshuzuyouerbaiyuren。
xiangjiaoyuqitazongmen，qingxuanzonglaiderenfanerzuishaode，renshushenzhibibuguopangyudejigexiaozongmen。
haozai，yetian、yunyao、muliuxishuyuyuanchaotongjingdetiancaidizi，jiashangyoumengyutongzheiweifanxuqidalaozaidaoyebuchengwenti。
“mengdaoyou，haojiubujian！”
baisuijianzongzhanglaohurong，xiuweifanxuzhongqiyumengyutongshilixiangdang。
“胡长老久违了！”
“hahaha。qingxuanzongdida，ruciyilaibujiudaoqileme，posuanshibuzhiwomenheshicaikejinrumijing？”
zhongrenqiqiwangxiangzuiyouceshenchuanhuisezhangpao，shoutuoyunpandezhongniannanzi。
cirenxingmaosuirankansinianqing，danqueshigehuoleqianniandelaoguaiwu。
xiuweidadaofanxudianfeng，tianjimendisansuanshiminghuanpofangyuan，rencheng‘guisuanzi’tuiyanzhishutongjingzhizhongkeweidengfengzaoji。
“zhuweidaoyoumoji，mieguomijingxingyizhitianxingdalu，youyuzheibuluoshanmaijiaodie，sanzhekansikongjianshanghezhiyichu，danqueyanshengchuduogemenlu。”
“yanxiacidizhengshizuijiamenlu，daixuanyangliyudongyinzhishijiushizuijiashiji。”
jianci，suoyourenyezhihaoyuandidengdai。
bijingmieguomijingxingyiweizhidoushitianjimenfaxiande，tamenjiusuanzaizhejiyezhinenganxindengzhe。