第一章:穿越了?还成舔狗了?

“ding,fanpaixitongyibangding!querensuzhushenfenxinxizhong……”

chenwudimimihuhudetingdaonaohaizhongchuanlailengbingbingdexitongtishiyin,tazhengkaiyanjing,faxianzijitangzaiyipiancaodishang。

“wobushizaikanxiaoshuoma?wozenmelaizheilile?”

陈无敌一脸茫然。

xiayimiao,wushudexinxiqiangxingsaidaoletadenaodaili。

xiaohuawanzheixiexinxizhihou,chenwudimengbile。

“wochuanyuele?haichuanyuedaolewozijikandexiaoshuolimian?”

taxianzaishizaiyibenmingweizhanxiandexiaoshuoshijienei,taxianzaideshenfenyejiaochenwudi,shizheibenshulimianzuidadetiangou。

tiangouchenwudizuoweicangqiongdiguodeerhuangzi,zhangzhezijideshenfen,xingshifengliu,qinanbanv,shizhenggecangqiongdiguoneirenjianrenyan,goujiangouxiandehuose。

zheihuojinduanrizimishanglezixiaoshengdideshengnvyanglinglong,liyonghuangzideshenfen,jingchangqushengdisaoraorenjiayanglinglong,haiqiangxinggenrenjialixiahunyue,quyanglinglongweiqi。

yanglinglongtianfuyibing,xingaoqiao,zenmekenengkandeshangtazheizhongbuxuewushuderen?

suiranpoyushimenhehuangshideyalihechenwudililehunyue,danshitacongweixiangguoqinjinchenwudi,duichenwudideshihaoyebuweisuodong。

……

“anzhaojiexialaidejuqing,yanglinglonghuizaiyicidajiyuanzhihou,xiehoutadezhenmingtianzi,yejiushizheibenxiaoshuodenanzhujiaolongaotian。”

“longaotianshenfujuedingqiyun,shizhenzhengdetianzhijiaozi,yanglinglonghuibawosaoraotadeshiqinggaosulongaotian,longaotianweilejihongyanchutou,yinuzhixiabianhuishajinhuangchenggandiaowo,wofuhuangfennuzhixia,jiujizhenggediguozhilibaofulongaotian,ranhoulongaotianjiushunshibawomenzhenggecangqiongdiguodoujimiele。”

“嘶!”

chenwudinaohaizhonghuiyizhexiaoshuodehouxujuqingfazhan,dandoukaishitengle。

“zuoniedeshiyuanzhuchenwudi,guanwozheigechuanyuezhepishia,wotemegangchuanlai,jiuyaomianlin***sidefengxian?kao!”

陈无敌越想越生气。

nishuoniyuanzhuhaodaiyeshiyiguozhihuangzi,nixiangyaoshenmenvrendebudao,weishenmepianpianyaozaiyanglinglongneiyikeshushangdiaosini?

真是没格局啊。

buguanzenmeshuo,taxianzaichuanyueguolaidingtileyuanzhu,tajiujueduibunengrangyuanjuqingzaizijishenshangfasheng!

对了,系统!

“系统在吗?”

“zaidesuzhu,ninkeyitongguoyishihewojiaoliu。”xitonglengbingbingdeshengyinxiangqi。

chenwudiwenta,“nijiranshiwodexitong,neininengbunengbangwoniuzhuanxianzaidejumian?”

xitong,“zunjingdesuzhu,benxitongmingweifanpaixitong,zhuzhijiushiweilebaninpeiyangchengquantianxiazuidingjidedafanpai,ninzhixuyaowanchengbenxitongfabuderenwu,huodefanpaidian,jiukeyiduihuangezhongqiangdadedaoju,bangzhuninzengqiangshili,daoshihouninjiukeyibuyongzaipananzhujiaole。”

“ding,gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibao,qingwenshifoulijilingqu?”

“xinshoudalibao?”chenwudilengleyixia,ranhouhaobuyouyudeshuo,“lingqu,bixulingqu,wozuixihuandalibaole。”

“gongxisuzhuhuode***longxishu。”

“gongxisuzhuhuode***benghuoquan。”

“gongxisuzhuhuodechushijifenwuqiandian。”

……

“longxishu?benghuoquan?zhei***demingzitingqilaijiuhenniubi。”chenwudifanshenzuoqi,buguoyouyouxiekunao,“keshiwozheijushentimeiyoulinggen,yemeibanfaxiulian,you***yemeishayonga。”

zheigeshijiedexiuxianzhebixuyaojubeilinggencaikeyi,meiyoulinggenderen,genfeiwuwuyi。

yuanzhusuiranshenzaihuangshi,danshidedequequezhishigechenjinjiuchiroulinzhongdefeiwu,xiuxianzheijianshigentabanmaoqianguanxidoumeiyou。

xitong,“suzhukeyishiyongwuqiandianjifenkaiqifuzhugongneng,yidankaiqi,yigeshichenneizidongbangsuzhupeiyuchuheshidelinggen,bingqiekaishizidongxiulian***。”

chenwudidunshiyanqianyiliang。

taxianzaicaimingbaiguolai,yuanlaixinshoudalibaozhongdewuqiandianjifencaishizuizhongyaodea!

“开启辅助功能!”

“zhengzaikaiqizhong,kaiqichenggong!”

“zhengzaiweisuzhutiaoxuanheshidelinggen……”

“jingguopipei,suzhuzuizhonglinggenquedingweihuolinggen,kaishizhongzhipeiyu!”

xitongdeshengyinluoxia,chenwudizhijuedefubuyizhendaojiaobandejutong,tacanjiaoyisheng,suihoubaiyanyifanhunsiguoqu。

……

buzhidaohunmileduojiu,tabeirenjihanxingle。

“erhuangzi,erhuangzi。”

“e。”chenwudizhengkaiyanjing,yingruyanliandeshiyizhang***deguazilian,“ninawei?”

hehuayileng,danyoudeshuo,“erhuangzi,nubishinindeshinvhehuaa,ninbujidenubilema?”

“e,hehuaa,hehe,wojingchangchou。”

“啊?”

“meishi。”chenwudirouroufubuxianzuoleqilai。

tazhuyidaozijideyanqianchuxianlezhiyouzijinengkanjiandexitongmianban。