1.贴心小棉袄
yeserumo，jiruosihui。
kongqizhongnongliedexuexingweichongchizhebiqiang，lingrenzuoou。
yichudenghuotongming，jinbihuihuangdedadianzhong，yigehunshenshixue，xiongqianhaichazheyibabishoudenvrenzhengyouzaiyouzaidihezheshoulidecha。
meicuo，zheigecanjuerenhuandenvrenjiushiwo。
一道冷哼声响起。
xiayimiao，yidaojingfengxilai，woshoulidechashuailexiaqu。
woxileyikouqi，babishoubalexialai，yebuguanxianxuelinlidexiongkou，duizheyibiandezuikuihuoshoubenkuidao
[nikankannikankan，nishalewomeiyouyiwanciyeyouyiqiancileba？nikanwosilema？]
[nihaodairangwoxiuxiyixiaa，nibuleiwolei，dalao，ninxingxinghao，zuogerenba！]
[呵......]
我呵**！
huayingangluo，yishenheipaodenanrenyijingshandaowomianqian，taishouqiazhulewodebozi，sihuzhiyaoqingqingyinie，wojiunengzaisiyici。
nanrenyinzhidikanzhewo，yanlideshayibuyaotaimingxian。
我突然就怂了。
zheikeshihuaishizuojin，sharenbuzhayandedamotoua！
我讨好道
[dalao，wocuole，nindarenyoudaliang，ninjiufangwoyimaba！ninkan，zheimehaoxiaquyouyisima？langfeishijianjiushilangfeishengminga！]
[ninkanninyeleide，dalaoa，guoyulaoleishihuishenxude，suoyiweileninbuyaotaiguolaolei，ninjiushoulewoba。]
[ninyaoshishoulewo，hechayourenjinindao，yifuyourenjininxi，tianlengleyourenjininnuanchuang，silehaiyourenjininshoushi......]
zuihouyijushuowan，wohenbudeyaosizijideshetou，shuodetailiu，jingranbuxiaoxinshuochulewoxinzhongsuoxiang。
ranertameiyoujiwozheigejihui。
bozishangdeshoumengdiyishou，zhixiganxilai，woliangyanyifan，chadianyouqule。
男人阴恻恻一笑
[shoushi？kanlainishibabudewozaodiansiqu。]
[ke！keke！bububu，wogangcainaozijinledianshui，shuocuohuale！wodeyisishi，dengninlaole，wohaikeyijininyanglao。]
wobabadikanzheta，yandishanxianxiyizhiguang。
bozishangdelidusongleyidian，nanrenbuxiedao
[养老？]
woyibiantanlandihuxizhekongqi，yibianfengkuangdidiantou。
kebiezaishawole，suiranwobuhuisi，keyehuitonghaobu！nizheigebiantai！
tabuzhixiangdaoleshenme，zuijiaogouchuyimoguaiyidexiao
[好。]
[buguonijizhu，xiuxiangduibenwangshihuazhao，fouzeworangniqiushengbudeqiusibuneng。]
kanzhezheimotoudexiaorong，wodalegejiling。
maye，biantaixiaoqilaiyougengbiantaile！
woxiaojizhuomisidediantou。
shide，zheihuosuiranshabusiwodankendingyouyiqianzhongyiwanzhongzhemowodefangshi。
yushiwozhongyuwuchangdichengweiledamotoudetiexinxiaomianao。