“zhujiao，zheibujiulaile?!”
sumingzuijiaohanxiao，henkuaijiushouhuilemuguang。
yinweizheigezhujiaodejiyuanhezhuanzhedian，haimeidaoni。
wushileneifennudemuguangzhihou。
sumingkanxiangmianqiandeshangguanyanran，jiranyijingwufagaibianhezhujiaoduilideshiqing。
neijiuxianjiangbianyizhangouzaishuo。
“shixiong，tingshuoniyaocanjiasantianhoudeneimenjinshengkaohele!”
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shangguanyanran，meimouweiweizhadong，yanzhongshanguoyisichongjingyuqidai。
zheidashixiongtaruneimenshitiebandingdingdeshi，wobixuyaohetagaohaoguanxi，zengjinganqing。
“ruguoshitarendehua，shixiongwoziranmeiyoushijian!”
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ruguobushiyinweitamenrenshideshijianhaitaiduan，shangguanyanrandouxianghesumingbingzhuyetanle!
“shixiong，neiwomenzouba!”
shangguanyanranhesumingbingjiantongxing，likaiqingfengshan，xiangzhetianshushengdidetaohuagezouqu。
……
dengdaosumingheshangguanyanranerrenchedizouyuanhou。
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“上官嫣然!”
“苏铭!”
“奸夫淫妇!”
xiaoyanyachijinyao，guolehaobantian，caibiechujigezi。
tamiansetonghong，zheidoushibeiqide。
xiaoyanmeifaxian，zijishoushangdejiezhishanguoyoulansedeguang。
……
taohuage，zuoluoyuqingfengshandeshanjiaoxia。
zhunquedeshuo，zheitaohuagehehaojizuoshanmaisitongbada。
bijingzheitianshushengdijiadayeda，dandanshengdineidadaxiaoxiaodeshanfengjiugaodashangqianzuo。
erzheitaohuage，zeshiyixiezhenchuandiziheshengdiyitongjingbande。
taohuagezhudameishi，jiushixiaofeiguiledian。
yidunfanxialai，meiyougebaibashikuaixiapinlingshi，haizhenbugou。
erzheizhishiyigerendefeiyong。
“dashixiong，nihaizhenhuidounvhaizihuanxinni…”
yilushangzouguolai，shangguanyanrankeyifangmanjiaobuhesumingjiaotan，ranhoubeidoudegegezhixiao。
zheigeshihou，tacaifaxianzheigewaimendashixiongsihubichuanwenzhongdehaiyouxiu。
“doushuodashixiongchenwen，leyuzhuren，shiwaimendizizhongdedingliangzhu。jintianshimeiwoyoufaxianledashixiongdejigeyoudian!”
“shenmeyoudian?”sumingyebeigouqilehaoqixin。
自己的风评如何?
“shimeiganggangfaxian，dashixiongbujinchenwenkekao，erqiehaifengquyoumo，zuizhongyaodeshidashixiongdeyangmaozaizhuduodiziliyeshiyiqijuechen!”
shangguanyanrankaikoukankanertan，zheikuadetianhualuanzhui。
sumingtingdedoujuedezheishitama?ei，haoxianghaizhendeshita!
bijingmeinvshibuhuipianrende!
“师妹谬赞了!”
suminghanxiaohuidao，liangrenyeyijingjinruletaohuageli。
yijintaohuage，zheilimiancaozadeshengyinxianshiruer，ranhouyigujiuxiangweizaicipiaolai。
sumingheshangguanyanranzhaolegekuanchangdeweizhizuoxia，zheijunnanjingnvjinlai，dunshiyinqilesizhoudizidejiaotansheng。
“ei!nimenkan，dashixiongjingrandailegenvzi!!”
“bukuishidashixiongkanshangdenvren，zheizhangxiangzaiwaimenlidouzhaobuchuyigekeyibijiande!”
“tingshuodashixiongsantianhouyaoqucanjianeimenkaohele，neikeshitiebandingdingdenaxiaa!”
“qibushiyihouwomenwaimenchuleshiqing，zaiyewufazhaodashixiongzhuchigongdaole!?”
……
qieqiesiyushengruer，sumingliansedanding，xinliqueshixiaodao：“zheiqianshenjingyingderenshejuele!zhuchigongdaojibenshangdouyouewaishouru，erqieshibierenqiangxingsaiguolai!”
“nanguaikoudailiyouzheimeduolingshi!”
sumingyaranshixiao，ranhoushouhuixinshen，kaishiheshangguanyanrandiancai。
nonglejiwanzhaopaicai，zainongleyitantaohuajiuhou。
errenbianyibianchiyibianjiaoliuleqilai。
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erqiezheigexiaoyaoniecaishijisui，nalishisumingdeduishou。
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dengdaoerrenliaojinxinglezhihou。
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yihandeshi，sumingzuozaitaohuageli，kanleyibianyouyibianderenshengjuben，meiyouzhaodaoxinyidejiyuan。
“shixiong，yiluxiaoxin!”
“duoxieshimei，dengdaoshixiongjinruneimen，zaiqingniquchigenggaoyidangdelingcai!”
zhanzaitaohuagemenkou，suminggongweiwanzhihou，youyibulaidaoshangguanyanrandeshence，tiezheergenzishuodao：“shimeijintiandedabanhenmei，shixionghenxihuan!”
sumingzheijulibawodejihao，shuohuasuduyekuai。
dengdaoshangguanyanranfanyingguolai，erbianneigereqijiuxiaoshile。
“坏师兄!”
shangguanyanrankouzhongcuileyisheng，danshilianshangdebiaoqingheneixindeshense，doushihuanhuqueyue，meiyousihaodebukaixin。
……
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“就是这个!”
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zheicaishisumingjiexialaizaizheigeshijiezuidadediqi!