wotangtangyijieyinghou，yiwaichuandaoguimixiedexitongwenlimian，tiantianyongjingzhandeyanjigonglvefengpishezhengwang。
xitongtishi：「suzhuqingzhuyi，niyugonglvezhehaoganduweiling，cunzaishengmingweixian。」
什么？老娘不干了！
baomingyaojin！wolianyeshoushidongxipaolu。
buliao，fengpishezhengwangdangdao。
tayibalouzhuwodeyao，zuichuntiejinwodeeryongneizhizhanmanxuedeshoufumowodelian，xiaodeshenren，「guanguanshuoguoyaopeiwodaotianhuangdilaode，zheishidasuanshiyanleme？」
e……wobuguoshiqiongyaojukanduole，suikouhuzhoudetayexin？